Throwing up to skip event me wants to keep unattended.

[JedimasterYoda]

The last 50% of the school day tomorrow is training for the ball(Which I won't even care to attend) And I need to find a way to somehow... Not attend the P.E or somehow otherwise stay away from school. If I really have to make it as drastic as to mix up some "Secret potion of Bowel upthrowing", I *may' Do that...(Though I need to research on recipes(I've heard heated water and salt works wonders))

Smaller problem, though - Is that I've never faked sick to skip school/P.E before I just always had a special talent of getting dizzy, having headache and at all getting sick when I felt like it(...) So I never really had to.

I do not know if this is sarcasm or not, but ah well - Of topic it is, and that is all which matters(Right?...)

Ethical, no. Necessary - Yep!

... Ah well, lets hope it all works out... Though feedback would be appreciated.

(Yep - This definitely *Feels* Like sarcasm after writing this, though I am somewhat halfway serious

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Break a leg.

Works for me.

 

[Sansui]

wait, so you would rather not attend an event that would allow you to get close to girls?

 

[JedimasterYoda]

Had a sore toe today, didn't have to attend the training.

(Nope, I don't want to get close to the smelly girls that go to my school - Well, the ones who aren't are busy)

 

[Oziris]

Break your head the best thing to do.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Can you try to accidently forget your sporting clothes?

 

[Sansui]

its dance class. you don't need "sporting clothes" lol who the hell says sporting clothes.


He should go and learn to dance, its a good skill to have ladies like it and ladies are fun to be with at times.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Is it me or did you saw that Dance-music clip with those babes doing hawt sportpositions?

 

[Dr Super Good]

Just get your parents to write you a note that you are not to do it. It has always worked for me.

If you are over 18 and paying for your school, they should not be able to force you to do PE anyway.

 

[Cheeder]

To make your body throw up just eat mild salsa with a bag of tostitos. Then eat a can of sliced pineapple rings. In an hour or two you will be regretting it but will get the job done. Make sure you chew the chips REALLY well or else they will cut your throat on the way up.

Or..

Just work out and enjoy being active and have fun at school because your time there and the opportunities which arise there will not happen again.. and you may just find yourself regretting not having more fun with your experiences once you find out, after schooling, that you are losing contact with your friends due to college and what not.