The War

[Amargaard]

Seems I am :-/ I was playing Slide Murloc Slide on B.net!

 

[chr2]

What's that?

 

[AIagremm]

RUn Kitty Run with changed characters clearly

 

[chr2]

Lol

 

[Amargaard]

Bye, I'll go back and try find some more fun maps. Sadly they have become very unpopular after the arrival of DOTA - That's why I hate DOTA...

 

[chr2]

Hate is such a strong word.

 

[StormWarriors2]

but everyone dislikes it! even the starcraft 2 version of it sucks! Alrighty this is my record 5:2
W Loses

I lost 2 to players. They rushed me....... twice
5 are computer. Which i owned..... thanks to me doing something called uber defence

 

[Wolfe]

chr2, so is love.

 

[chr2]

Indeed. You have to make sure you only use it when you're sure you really mean it. So says American Pie!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Ugh i just got void rayed spammed......

 

[AIagremm]

Void Ray Spam! Yeah! Yeah

What the hell is void ray spam?

Anyway, yesterday I watched an awesome movie, called Big Sten! ^^

 

[StormWarriors2]

Void rays are protoss ships that shoot a massive laserbeams and increase in damage. -.-

 

[AIagremm]

Oh that! I thought you were talking about WoW or some other MMORPG. I know 'bout them...

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah i really hate it in starcraft 2 when i spammed by maruaders and vikings....... and hydralisks

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? Oo

 

[StormWarriors2]

I mean that people spam it and it is really annoying.

 

[chr2]

Guys, check this out!
I present to you:

Yogg-Saron

 

[StormWarriors2]

nice

 

[AIagremm]

Wow! :O
But he doesnt have eyes.

 

[chr2]

I know, but I wanted to give him my own... "touch"...
>>
<<
Okay! I could make those "maw-eyes"! Sue me!

 

[VeljkoM]

Yes you could unbeliever.

 

[StormWarriors2]

What?

 

[VeljkoM]

It's true it really means homeless even here.

 

[AIagremm]

Slavian power!

 

[VeljkoM]

One day Russia will rule the world!

Для Mатери России

Fine I am kidding...

 

[VeljkoM]

Slavic side with America? Only half of Bosnia I think? We south slavic (well probably 50:50 as always) will join Aunt Russia.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

While all of this happens, the English will say "Stuff you! You arn't bringing us into shit this time America" (America will surely try to stop you) and then we will happily drink our Tea! *Slurps his tea*

 

[VeljkoM]

And England won't try to stop us?Uh I mean show USA who is in charge!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Nah the English wouldn't do anything... Al has got it pretty much right... tho secretly we are tunneling underground and planting huge explosives under every country so we can get our empire back once again ... We will only bomb France

 

[VeljkoM]

Who can blame you SLA?

And Al you can expect whole Bulgaria and Romania (not slavic but kinda always on our side?) on your side, Motenegro is Russia property so what they think means little, Serbia will as traditionally break in 50:50. Slovenia and Muslim Bosnia (the other half called Republic of Serbia will want to finally be in Serbia) will join west and Croatia probably also. Not sure for Macedonia only but if you remove Albanians you'll get whole Serbia and Macedonia (yea they are practically owned by Albania, honestly when I was there more of that black raven then Macedonian sun on lags).

Oh don't underestimate West Slavic Al. Our dear Sorbs (Lusatian Serbs) will do anything to get their nation along with other minorities.

 

[chr2]

That's all very cool n' stuff... but you all get it wrong! Except you SLA... about bombings France... I hate France... Ehh... Anyways, DENMARK WILL RULE ZE WORLD!

 

[VeljkoM]

You have terrible head start. Our people are already positioned strategically across world.

 

[chr2]

Nu-uh! We have tourists all over the world!

 

[VeljkoM]

Tourist? Our people live there. Like my cousins are in Switzerland.

 

[chr2]

The new president of Poland is a fking racist... Or is that Netherlands?

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea Poland is weird.

And yea Romania was always with us. In Soviet union, oh and they helped us kick Bulgaria...oh wait?

We had that but now everybody wants his nation. Damn religions and Alphabet!

 

[AIagremm]

Alphabet? Oo
You mean Cyrillics and Latinics?

Oh yeah, Religions >>
Thanks Turkey

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea those two -.- curse them!

Turkey? Thank Pope, muslims are much kinder.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah, I really dislike Catolicism >>
Its totally based on money and I really dislike it. Orthodox never has fallen as low as they did...

 

[VeljkoM]

Orthodox didn't have chance they had. But still why is religion that important?

 

[AIagremm]

Dont know, especially in our time >>

 

[VeljkoM]

We need to update Christianity, it is 2000 years outdated. And Islam patch has bugs.

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed >>
Well there is this weird fan-made update Protestancy...

We need something totally new, combining pagan cults, Christianity and Buddhism!

 

[VeljkoM]

Merging? No fans never like that. It was simpler with Judaism until it was patched with Christianity then that unofficial mode Catholicism was created, producers tried with new sequel Islam to fix that but it never was popular enough. Then after some time was that new fan-made mode made with countless versions...

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah >>

Judaism is really bad version, because it shows me some error all the time: "Fatal Error! Not a member of the God-chosen nation! Please describe to God what did you do while this error occured!"

 

[VeljkoM]

Well it was first version. But it wasn't until Christianity sequel that it made other products out-dated (remember Greek gods?). It is said that Judaism is cursed ever since sequel came.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah, but I still like checking out the lore of those old ones ^^
However nt playing them, they're sooo outdated.

 

[VeljkoM]

Some old things are best left forgotten. Until Judaism finally causes final error as it was written in Christian manual.

 

[chr2]

There is also this other new patch... Mormon.

 

[AIagremm]

Dont even remind me! That fan-made version is crazy >>

But at leats it isnt mind-fucking like Scientology.