The War

[Tleno]

This one RP is silly, but that's because it's created by a group of close individuals that developed their own jokes and issolated from other members of the Hive. But hey, most of game developers have their own closed colective with weird humour too, even Bllizard! All of them! Except EA and Activision, they have assholes instead of weirdos!

And by humiliating us they humiliate Bllizard, thus way humiliating Warcraft, Hive and self.

 

[VeljkoM]

Misha's Lol 3000?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, my Ultimate Terrain-Based Hive Crusher Comic with me uploading to DP a screenshot with his model and he frying me. Well, kinda.
And yes I'm not creative with names...

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh like the one picture where I made hm fry entire Black dragon squad with Lighting Hell?

 

[Wolfe]

Don't start wars, guys. <.<

And don't provoke him. He is German. As Europeans, we all know what happens when we provoke a German...

... they chase us with long sausages.

 

[trolman]

wait isnt he Serbian?Im sure he was! But still cmon whats the punk gonna do?

 

[Tleno]

Misha is Serbian, they have far more advanced meat meals than German.
Oh yes, War Sausages, just like the ones in one of my Cortex Command mods...

 

[Amargaard]

Check his "Das bin ich"-album ^^

 

[Tleno]

He told me by himself he's Serbian, he's 100 Serbian.
He just loves German lanuage. It's wroten in the album description.

 

[VeljkoM]

He is Serbian from Leskovac I know him for a long time. Who do you think introduced me to rp and social groups?

And not war with him Wolf. It is gift for him to please him. But I think he frying Trolman would be way better.

 

[Tleno]

No, for trolman I have another Hive Crusher. With Belene and Arcane bombs.

 

[trolman]

yeah he hates me...and I hate him back

 

[Wolfe]

Yeah, him and I schemed to fry him. I'd terrain it, he'd make the text. =D

 

[trolman]

magic proof armor also works against lightning

 

[VeljkoM]

Lightning isn't magic trolman ^^ it is natural.

 

[Wolfe]

How? If anything, it'd kill you instantly. Metal is a natural conductor of electricity, and your armor is metal. And lightning isn't magic if caused by an elemental. It is in a pure and untainted state of natural power.

 

[trolman]

well my armor would just absorb it protecting me,if it was that easy to die I would have done it a bilion times...

 

[VeljkoM]

And creating lightning is easy and you were killed by a footman controlled by banshee.

Your armor like wolf said would "help you die".

 

[trolman]

thats because I allowed myself to die

nope special metal absorbs lighting not harming me

 

[Wolfe]

Special metal doesn't exist unless it is extremely heavy. Even so, you or your house wouldn't be able to walk with such heavy armor. =/

 

[VeljkoM]

Or maybe his armor is made of nonmetal substance? Plastic, rubber?

 

[trolman]

but it is special cuz it was forged and came from the fallen titan himself and I never said it wasnt heavy

 

[Wolfe]

Well then, perhaps when I slay the Fallen Titan, the armor's enchantment shall be dispelled.

Vel, how can he fight wearing plastic or rubber?

 

[Amargaard]

There's a lot lore about his armor Wolfe. He could actually not walk without it, and that's why he were given Skippy to carry him... ^^

 

[VeljkoM]

Am you mean retconed lore.

I Don't know he would find a way.

 

[trolman]

he was slayed milions of years ago during the war between the titans and the old gods onlything that remained of him was his Sacred Heart and a pice of special metal that was later forged not by him,sorry I wrote it wrong

 

[Wolfe]

How can Sargeras be dead? That totally ruins my plot. =O

In proper lore, Sargeras lived and leads the Burning Legion.

 

[trolman]

no its not sergeras,by falled I ment fallen like died not fallen like courrupted

 

[VeljkoM]

Tomb of sargeras perhaps? He did actually die.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Sageras dead? When did this happen?

 

[VeljkoM]

War of the Ancients. Check when was Tomb built in WoW wiki.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Ok... But what are we going to do with Alliance? Because Old God is supppose to start attacking the City of Earth.

 

[VeljkoM]

What you people think that just because Sargeras died once he stopped existing? He is still very much active. And ask Chr about Yogg Saron attacks when he returns because that is his plot not mine.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah Sageras is still around. If he wasn't none of the stuff in DP would of happened.

 

[VeljkoM]

He still has his Avatar of Sins with Wrath only missing.

 

[StormWarriors2]

What about the one that Trolman killed?

 

[VeljkoM]

Some random avatars...Guy spawns avatars like crazy.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Damn thats alot of sex!

 

[chr2]

Wait, Sargeras is imprisoned in Twisting Nether, isn't he? In War of the Ancients he retreated? I thought only some of his avatars were dead.

 

[VeljkoM]

Tomb has something...

 

[chr2]

The corpse of his avatar?

 

[VeljkoM]

How can an avatar have corpse?

 

[Amargaard]

But yet he was seen alive in the tomb later... :O

 

[VeljkoM]

Different body. Or was he seen at all? I mean we have seen just avatars.

 

[chr2]

He was never seen alive in his tomb. Gul'dan was just insane... It was just some random demon which later killed him. By reading "Beyond the Dark Portal" I know that there were guardians guarding each artifact within the tomb. The demon that killed Gul'dan, was most likely the Guardian of the Eye of Sargeras.

 

[VeljkoM]

I am gonna stuff those books in ****** of those novelists one day
How can you see alive person in his tomb -.-

 

[chr2]

Okay, I'll say it again: Sargeras wasn't seen alive in his tomb. Gul'dan just thought so, because he was insane.

 

[VeljkoM]

Well of course he didn't saw Sargeras. How could he?

 

[chr2]

I don't know! I never said he did!

 

[VeljkoM]

So why did you post that he didn't saw him?