The War

[trolman]

Just incase anyone wonders,yes I will get out of the kitchen,just need to finish some work in Azeroth then its only Planet Caravan.

 

[AIagremm]

What the heck is Planet Caravan and where did you take it from?

 

[trolman]

Its a desert like planet on the other side of the galaxy with no advanced life forms,no legion no old gods just imperials.

 

[Wolfe]

Imperials cannot live without life, you dolt. -.- Your people would die on that planet of malnutrition. Even if you brought food with you, it'd go off and run out.

 

[trolman]

Advanced life forms moron,advanced like humanoids,plenty of dumb animals to kill and eat.

 

[Wolfe]

What about vegetarians? Or beauty by nature? Water? Materials to make cities?

 

[trolman]

Cactus like plants but I think most of Azeroth's plants would manage to survive.What about it?Deep under the sand.Plenty of stone and other stuff.

 

[Wolfe]

Which means you'd need a lot of people and a lot of shovels to dig into the sands. And wood? What about bows and foundations?

 

[trolman]

5 milion empire should be enough to populate that planet and most of it is rock.Wood?Well it will be supplyed from Azeroth untill the trees that will be plant in Caravan are built.

 

[Wolfe]

So, you're moving from Azeroth? Does that mean we can have some other players settle in Azeroth?

 

[trolman]

Yes it does,im fucking sick and tierd of all the random spawning villians and people trying to destroy me so im going in a world thats far away from Azeroth,was never visited by old gods,titans nor legion and will be just mine,ofcourse I'll seal all portals and rest for an eternity.Azeroth can go to hell.And people can take my lands I dont care,only problem they will be deserted becasue all of the imperial population is moving to caravan and all relics,artefacts,items and such will be taken with me to Caravan.

 

[AIagremm]

Dont you think that its easier just to live only with Lordaeron instead of moving to another world? -.-

 

[Tleno]

Have you ever tough about it's easy to assault moving people and take their goods? Or that the portal might be assaulted by enemies and your world will become Azeroth 2.0? Or that we have anti-new world policies? Or that some people will refuse to leave? Liike most of them?

 

[trolman]

Lordaeron is on the planet of shit so no,plus this way anyone who want it can have it.
No because theres no enemys nor time for them to get in,the rift between azroth and Cavern will be about 3 days then closed forever but they'll be a shit load of entry points from azeroth and only one on caravan,that way I can keep control of who teleports.I dont give a shit about your new policies and no one will refuse because they are all fanatics,I tell em to jump of a bridge they do.

 

[AIagremm]

Dude thats really lame -.-

 

[trolman]

Dude I dont care,I didnt complain or anything when you got your own word so shut up,also caravan has ice to the north and a few swamps here and there,there are also volcanos.Plus this way it will be best for all,really for all.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, I have a better solution!
See, escaping to another world is a last hope that seems to be irrational to use without great danger that might destroy you. There's what you can do:
Build a giant Troldaeron surrounding wall!
It's just like a Chgina wall, accidentally spawned in Trolmania!

See, you can surround whole Trolmania with a giant, unpenetrateable wall! It can has best gunners destroying all Air and Ground threats, you can have arcane mages searching for any portals and tunels with their magic artifacts, just like we have early Warning System! This wall would be the simbol of Trolmanian might and DP member's fetish of stealing ideas!

 

[AIagremm]

I dont mean the world, I mean you just leaving it because you are tired of people invading. Dude, there is an ancient saying... "If you take 3/4 of the most populated, played and important world, you will be attacked by people who will want their own lands and different enemies. If you take a territory that is 1/8 of the world and fits you, you wont get any attacks at all and will live in peace."

 

[trolman]

I was going to but figured there is no point with all these teleports and old gods and legion,yawn no way Im going into another world Im tired of all the fighting.

I know but Im not gonna do that,it aint my style,not at all plus even with 1/4 of the world theres still uber danger,how many times did the world tree get raped?

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, we didnt give you all the lands and we didnt give you the "Protector of Azeroth and other stuff" title! You took it yourself!

 

[VeljkoM]

Alagremm maybe use: "With great power comes great responsibility" or "Duty is heavier then a mountain and death is easier then a feather."

 

[Tleno]

So... you are gonna build the huge wall to show your might and protect your lands for end of time?
Plus it will invite tourists and will be the only seeable from space man-made structure!

 

[trolman]

No just anti magic barried like you guys have but because its soo fucking far away no one could get there.And yes I am sick and tiered of Azeroth or shitland as I will call it from now on.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, I thought the only visible from space structure was the giant complex that makes the words TLENO RULEZ from above?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, but when Trolman commenced war to me, he took it over and changed into TIENNO IZ NERTD!

 

[trolman]

I'll stay in shitland,for now...

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[AIagremm]

New Lost Saga pics and stuff >>

 

[AIagremm]

Thunderstorm!!!

Ill be a little inactive because of it

 

[Tleno]

So what? We have thunder here too, but don't you know modern houses have those lightining grounding poles and... how are those protective things called?

 

[AIagremm]

Lightning rods.

My house is nine story and stuff, plus I dont want to risk.

Anyway, this was the best thunderstorm ever!!! Rain unstopping and strong, lightnings and thunder everywhere! There was a river on the road and rivers everywhere!!!

 

[trolman]

bump parents alway so i guess its time to cook me some dinner cuz i cant wait till those slobs return then make it and finaly if i havent died of starvation eat >:/

 

[trolman]

correct thread?

They want to steal my dwarves and lands of Khaz Modan

 

[VeljkoM]

And they can't take your dwarves so what the problem actually?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, now it is fine ^^

Now we dont.

 

[trolman]

They mentioned that they will make their dwarves "save" and liberate Khaz Modan to make it a buffer state...

 

[VeljkoM]

And your armies would be stopped from saving Khaz Modan and retaliation because....

 

[trolman]

...of C'thun.

 

[VeljkoM]

Who would how exactly come to the other side of the planet when he is rooted in kalimdor?

 

[trolman]

no but Im buisy fighting him and can not dispatch any other armys...

 

[VeljkoM]

Ah so the global army thing backfired? But what would stop you to return after C'thun and attack them latter?

 

[trolman]

Thats what Im telling them,that they shouldnt do it becasue IF I return all rebels will be slayed and so everyone that helps them=Tirumviarte will go back to their lil planet.

 

[VeljkoM]

So innocent people die because of "Cold War". No point at all.

 

[trolman]

Thats what im sayin,dont steal my dwarves and continue the cold war,I wanna end it but apperently dark aliance doesent

 

[VeljkoM]

It never ends. Why do you think I stayed small?

 

[AIagremm]

Dark alliance? -.-
We aint the ones branewashing dwarves who should be free. And I said I want peace!

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah?then you should have tought twise before using them against me now they are mine forever, and thats what happens

 

[AIagremm]

They were used against you, they were used to trick you into thinking they were against you. Its Tleno's plot

You are like Hitler and Third Reich! They also used excuses to capture lands and begin the World War II.

 

[VeljkoM]

I can't wait when xenophobia ends...

Hitler, Stalin, Napoleon, Bush....

 

[trolman]

Well the plan worked and now the land its mine,to even think that it could have all been avoided if you simply asked for that trashed pice of junk and thats why theres no peace.