User: So, chr2 and trolman tried to make you to join Daily Peon social group, but they failed, I WILL NEVER FAIL! Mua-ha-ha-ha-hah!
Cleverbot: I don't want to join the army! You join the army.
User: Hmm, depends of what army it is, like what race?
Cleverbot: Well if I'm nice to you will you marry me?
User: Oh, I will never marry again, I haven't yet got my revenge, do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: I didn't think I had threatened anyone. No, I don't know who you are.
User: I'm Al'ar the Legion King, ever heard of this name?
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: Hmm, perhaps the whole Daily Peon is unknown to you, maybe if you join it you will learn more about it.
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: Doubt? You doubt joining such great social role playing group?
Cleverbot: Yes. I doubt that you know me.
User: I know you? I know thousands of people, how can I recognize?
Cleverbot: But how do you know that hell is real?