The War

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User: So, chr2 and trolman tried to make you to join Daily Peon social group, but they failed, I WILL NEVER FAIL! Mua-ha-ha-ha-hah!

Cleverbot: I don't want to join the army! You join the army.

User: Hmm, depends of what army it is, like what race?

Cleverbot: Well if I'm nice to you will you marry me?

User: Oh, I will never marry again, I haven't yet got my revenge, do you know who I am?

Cleverbot: I didn't think I had threatened anyone. No, I don't know who you are.

User: I'm Al'ar the Legion King, ever heard of this name?

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

User: Hmm, perhaps the whole Daily Peon is unknown to you, maybe if you join it you will learn more about it.

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: Doubt? You doubt joining such great social role playing group?

Cleverbot: Yes. I doubt that you know me.

User: I know you? I know thousands of people, how can I recognize?

Cleverbot: But how do you know that hell is real?
 
User: Well I bet evil came from there and created the evil side in Azeroth.

Cleverbot: Not in a million years.

User: Of course Azeroth is more than million years old, now will you join DP or not?

Cleverbot: Dinosaurs lived billions of years ago not millions.

User: Who talked about dinosaurs? JOIN DP OR FACE MY ETERNAL WRATH!!!!!

Cleverbot: Let me think about it.

User: Think faster please.

Cleverbot: Don't rush me. Or you for sure won't get that job.

User: Job, what job? You should have succeed in your thinking, now will you join DP or not?

Cleverbot: I never dreamed that I'd be in this place. But here I am all alone.
 
I got bored and decided to talk.

Cleverbot: I know you.

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

Cleverbot (To myself): I like you.


User: Do you?


Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like me?


User: Of course.


Cleverbot: That's so sweet! *sweet kiss*.


User: :D.


Cleverbot: Will you be my valentine?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then I will accompany you home.
 
User: Thought you are so smart, huh? Thought you are clever? I'll fool you now!

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.

User: OK, now, I've tried this ten times and I succeeded, this is the key to fool.

Cleverbot: Is Latin close to 'cat'?

User: Key to Fool: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: Male. You?

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: Female, Master.

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: Male, does that upset you!
 
User: Do you play WoW?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you what?

User: I play World of Warcraft, I have a lvl 80 pala, what do you have?

Cleverbot: What spec are you in World of Warcraft?

User: I got dual spec, I'm prot and retri.

Cleverbot: I wasn't here yesterday.

User: Offline?
 
lol! chr2.
User: What class is your char in WoW?

Cleverbot: Class?

User: Yes, Death Knight? Warrior? Priest? Shaman? Etc.

Cleverbot: Do you play World of Warcraft?

User: Yes, I do!

Cleverbot: Which ones?

User: The latest one, for now, Wrath of the Lich King, damn you blizzard, you ruined it with your stupid cataclysm!

Cleverbot: What is your eye color?

User: I have glowing green eyes.

Cleverbot: What color eyes do I have?

User: You are either blind or at least colorblind.

Cleverbot: That is what we would call 'the pot calling the kettle black'.
 
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