The War

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Oh I just follow the huge trail of dead bodys,blood and cut down trees,pritty simple and there you are wrong,I do know where you are...
Anyways heres a list of your charges:
*The murder of countless of innocents
*Practesing the dark arts
*Summoning an Elemental Lord
*Preventing me from having an trolorgy with my wife and two night elf chicks
*Destruction of Stormwind
*Beeing a bad friend and Blood Brother
*Forsakening the Light
*Invasion of empireal territory
*Deaths of thousainds...

And theres more stuff...Anyways I sentance you to death!Without the oppertunity to redeem yourself=even if you trun good (which I highly dought) I will kill you.
 
Everyone has one of those :P and I died because I whanted to.

Well they were gonna repay me and Tiri for saving the world tree but we had to leave to stop you >:( and I missed the construction of Black Sabbath

I will still have it when I return but...
 
*Well, you have murdered a lot too, Trolman... like in that village once - they were innocents ^^
*Well, you are a dark knight ^^
*... (Yeah)
*lol, it was Tiri... xD
*The attempt of Destruction of Zul'aman ... ^^
*Well, it was you who made him do all the bad stuff... Like in the Edminson-episode ^^
*You did too, and you made a new deity and even killed the God of it...
*Invasion of alot other factions territory
*... (yeah)
 
*Those were infested villagers that had to die or else they would have turned into zombies and the entire little Trolmania could have died
*Its diffrent,the dark arts are usually:necromancety and demonology,beeing a dark knight is like beeing a normal knight but you dont get to follow all the rules
*But Tiri would have gladly allowed it if there wasnt work to be done,becuase like her older sister she is also a horny bi-sexsual and doesent mind sharing me with other girls,I dont mind sharing her to other girls to but aslong as we're both in the trolorgy its not cheating.
*You know why I did that?Because at the time I heard rumors,rumors that said that my first child Shandi was still alive and somewere in Zul'aman,when diplomacy failed I decided to invade that place and finaly find my lost daughter
*Not my fault he did them,plus he always whanted to punch that guy in the fase
 
*but thats because they attacked me first!(check it its all real,I got Troldaeron after wining the first undead wars,I got Kalimdor after I was attacked by the hippies and birds,I got Ironforge because the rebels were imowered from Khaz Modan)
 
Because the world will be destroyed,never!I gave an oath to sacrafice myself for Azeroth and as a knight I never lie!And you'll have to pay with your life!After that there will be a grand feast in Black Sabbath...I'll call Jaina that high elven general chick that I dont have the name for...I do now but I dont what to use it because it will ofend you >:D ,those two hot night elves and ofcourse my wife Tiri.
 
Or am I?

Dont worry I'll just kill you then cut your head,add your scull to my colection,and drain your soul so we can hang out all the time again,this time you'll live with Gandumbaldalf,Sergeras and a few other dudes from my armor,it will be just like old times again,now If you'll excuse me I feel the weather getting warmer as if we are near the desert,since two days of straight marching me and the army are gonna camp and stop you in the morning,tonight I'll finaly bang Tiri again ^^ and she cant wait too.
 
Well it kinda is,most of my enemys go to hell when I kill them,some of them I spare and keep.

Well I did my biology exam and...well... I fken cheated! >:D all of the class did for that matter cuz the substetute teacher was really cool and she let us cheat cuz she knew just how damn stupid and lazy we all were.
 
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Oh yeah I forgot cuz Im the owner of the place I go to and there I get laid by my wife and some random stripper,they usually do a cooprative dance while they take of their clothes...and then they approach me and *censored*
 
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