The War

[VeljkoM]

Do you know what means for Trolman that his son is with space goat? The daughter of his greatest rival? The men who betrayed him?

 

[trolman]

Yes its very bad for me.He should be glad i didnt kill him,okay maybe that would be going to far but glad that I left him something.

 

[VeljkoM]

I wander does anyone here still remember when Al was royal knight of Trolmania? But he had to join up with tleno and make our bellowed dead emperor angry.

 

[Tleno]

I'm curious how Calliope's and Ronnie's child might turn out...
Well anyway Trolman, your wife was not really hostile to us and she was against the war, plus she wanted your chldren to do what you want, you can ask her now on the island, she can tell you she wouldn't mind at all.

 

[trolman]

this was a loong loong time ago....

Calliope tryed to kill Tiri once!

 

[chr2]

I guess it would be a half human, half draenei... just guessing though...

 

[Tleno]

He joined up with me? I joined him spo he would look after me not to rebel again, then Al created his own world and then the war between Trolmania and Triumvirate started only when Al attacked trolman and sang that batman cartoon rip-off song and trolman closed the portal.

 

[VeljkoM]

You two joined up. That's the point.

 

[trolman]

and got more people in your organisation and whent to find your own world afterwhich you started a war with me for a thing you guys had 0 connection with

 

[chr2]

Leave trolman alone!

 

[trolman]

lol.

 

[VeljkoM]

That happened long time ago. Now Triumvirate...what are they doing now?

 

[trolman]

using hax to get into the world of the dead and defeat gods...

 

[chr2]

Hackers!

 

[VeljkoM]

It is easy to get to lands of dead. The getting out part is hard. And Trol Jesus still has many plots.

And chr2 aren't you against Trolman?

 

[trolman]

yes ftw this has been very wierd...i tought we were enemys?

 

[chr2]

Shh VeljkoM! I'm trying to trick him into trusting me!

 

[trolman]

Pff like that will ever happen.

 

[VeljkoM]

The friendship with burning legion and Al'ar ruins that...

You know what you have to do...

 

[chr2]

Hmm... Apperently it did :O

 

[trolman]

duh also the fact that you wanted to steal the corpse of my wife for you to rape like no friggen way you blew your chance to be a friend of mine all those years ago.

 

[chr2]

But you still saved me from those dragons!

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh right that part... if you were just evil then there would be a chance. And that was one of his "insane" moments.

You can always try to stay out of his way.

 

[trolman]

I did not and will not do it.

 

[chr2]

You did!

 

[trolman]

> stop it dude you cant say i did if I dont agree that it happened,because you are evil and deserve to die!

 

[chr2]

But something made you wanna change your mind... For example: I was the reason you died (I didn't want you to, but it was one of my minions who killed you), I had nothing to do with your wifes death. If my minion hadn't killed you, you wouldn't have been reunited with you wife!

 

[AIagremm]

Wow... weird and awesome discussionn I see!

 

[trolman]

........do you really think that a courrupted spell can crack true my armor and kill me?Not unless I whanted to...if you havent noticed there were no guards in the castle and i was wearing a cheap plastic armor so that the blade would strike true my heart with no problem,I also knew that that guy was there and I got drunk on purpose....
And still you are evil I will not help you plus I'm dead.

 

[chr2]

Al, tell him that he will/has saved me!

 

[trolman]

no,I never would because of all the sins you did plus i died because i whanted to

 

[chr2]

But you became alive again... In the future that is...

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman dont trust chr2, he is crazy! Wait, I think I did something wrong.

Anyway, why dont you like to be family with me? Wait, since your son is dating with my daugter so you are... father of the groom of my daughter, which means that my evil brother is family too and you are to him father of the groom of his brother's daughter!

 

[VeljkoM]

Wait, wait...

Didn't you chronologically saved him when he was still good and pure? That was kinda different person from today's abomination that uses that humans body. This all hypothetically of course.

And Al you are draenei he is a racist. Why would any of you want to be connected?

 

[chr2]

Someone has to save me! I don't want to die!
DP is one big family!

 

[trolman]

I am crazy too but Atleast I have my honor and never lie!
Well you kinda did save me from the illusion and Tiri does upprove their relations but still I say no!*gets slped by Tiri* Alright,alright I approve.

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea we are family pushes the corpses of forgotten players aside

I can just see the family dinners where wives make Al and Trolman to behave.

 

[trolman]

thank god I'm dead ^^

 

[chr2]

And suddenly Shandi enters and tell she's found a boy, who's abit younger than herself...

 

[AIagremm]

Lol, I imagined me, Trolman, Tiri, Keleesa, Calliope and Ronnie on one table xD

 

[VeljkoM]

And Tleno filming the event and putting it on Tleno-tube.

 

[trolman]

what chr2?

I repeat my self,I'm glad to be dead ^^

 

[chr2]

My... son!

 

[AIagremm]

Me and Trolman are like totally playing "who blinks first" gamewith angry faces, Keleesa and Tiri are strictly lookingat us and happily at kids and Calliope and Ronnie are looking only at each other... and there is also Trolman's emo son Namalort

 

[chr2]

And his daughter with her new boyfriend.

 

[trolman]

no friggen way!Wait actually your son has no connections to you but his new father has (the person that maryed your wife) does so maybe I could approve because of him,but not you!

Hey he's not emo!I'd kill him if he was.

 

[chr2]

You were supposed to say no! Then I could give you the choice to either save me from the infinite dragons, or have your daughter marry my son...

 

[AIagremm]

Weird thing... Trolman's sister is dating a troll and his daughter is a troll who is dating a human!

 

[VeljkoM]

But isn't that human demented undead loving soulless freak?

 

[trolman]

nah your son was too young to remember you plus he's a good boy that will never follow the steps of his biological father...then again his step father is a hero of the empire and a way better role model plus he gave him a half brother.

Yes my family is very,very wierd...