The War

[Tleno]

I have a Starcraft 2 beta! Thank you Blizzard! Thank you!

 

[trolman]

But it took you a few months while i had mine a week after the original.Thank you unknown fellow pirate!Thank you!

 

[Tleno]

Yes, but mine haz an editorz! Thank you mysterious Blizzard employee! *A shadowy figure in cape bows to tleno, jumps on Onyxia and flies away like in those westerns*

 

[trolman]

hmm......... good point...

 

[AIagremm]

Wow, Tleno, how did you do it? I feel like evryeone has a beta key except me.

 

[Tleno]

I felt exactly like you, but well, seems I've got lucky.

Thats simple, you get your new B.net account, set that you want to parcipitiate in beta (They'll test your PC stats btw) and then you'll have to wait. Also you have to have at least one game registred to your account.
Oh, and if I'll get a friend invite, I might give it to you trolma... Alagremm!

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I have a battle.net account, but my battle.net is broke, plus its my friend's WCIII, but I think I may buy my own WCIII for my b-day!

 

[chr2]

\"\(o.o)/"/

 

[trolman]

an owl?

 

[chr2]

It be a friggin' panda, mon!

 

[trolman]

oh it could be...

 

[Herian]

Your birthday? When is it?

 

[Tleno]

May 26? Thats like after 10 days! Damn I'm younger than both Trolman and Alagremm!

 

[chr2]

How old is Al? Also... that makes you younger than me too ^^

 

[Tleno]

Currently Big T, I and Big A are 15. No wait Big T is 16.

 

[chr2]

Big T and Big A... Lol, sounds like mafias...

 

[trolman]

wait I'm older than you two?(not chr2)

 

[Herian]

I'm younger than all of you.

 

[chr2]

Strange... This group is filled with teenagers ^^. No offense Herian.

 

[Tleno]

Well RPing is nerdy, and everybody knows that most of nerds are teens. No offence, Tleno.

 

[Herian]

Lol. None taken, christian.
And no, rping isn't nerdy.
Btw, chri', plan failed, but are you gonna join the legion?!?!

 

[chr2]

My uncle is like 42, and plays WoW. And it's not only once in while, he does it often. VERY often!

Nah, the Legion sucks. Sargeras is a dick. Just like someone I won't mention the name of. No offense trolman...

 

[trolman]

duh this whole site is 80% teenagers and 15 18-29 and 5% of kids and old people,no offence herian.

 

[chr2]

So what you're saying is, that you are become old when you reach the age of 30?

 

[trolman]

you just look old but you could have a mind of a youngster,altough the older you get the sillyer it gets

 

[chr2]

Just fixed a typo... 30, not 40...

 

[trolman]

well its all about how you feel your old

 

[chr2]

So if I feel old, because my back hurts, am I then old?

 

[Tleno]

Oh my back, I'm so old... wait what you said ch2?

 

[Herian]

You know what, there'll always be war between us two, chri.
And guys, can you stop this age discussion please?

 

[Tleno]

Okay.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I say there needs to an allaince of evil, because otherwise they will slowly become extinct.

 

[trolman]

lol my back hurts too!

 

[Herian]

Well, if you don't, I'll destroy the world tree while you talk.
PS: Almost 1337 pages. We gotta reach it!

 

[Tleno]

Thats because you've got backstbed trolman...
Damn path 12 SC2 won't start up!

 

[trolman]

the creatures of the night will destroy you herian

 

[Herian]

Ala, the Burning Legion is not alone.
You know the guy who just joined, called CyberDuelX16? He's... *Censored*.

 

[AIagremm]

He is?! O.O

 

[trolman]

*trolman faints in fear*

 

[Herian]

He's my ally, dude.

 

[AIagremm]

From the Legion? O.O

Its good that there isnt an Old God player, there are olny me and Trolman who are closely tied to them.

 

[trolman]

so what about that event?

 

[AIagremm]

Im doing it now.

 

[chr2]

Hey, maybe I should ally Yogg!

 

[Herian]

Rofl, ally Yogg-Saron...? And I'll ally Illidan. If he's dead I'll revive him. (Gnirk Gnirk Gnirk)

 

[AIagremm]

I should totally get all dangeroues characters and capture them in Mana Tombs.

Plus I already captured one Old God, called Arauk-Nashal.

 

[chr2]

You are right... I should kill Yogg-Saron! Anyone who wants to help me? I just want to drink his blood and become immortal, so that I can bring havoc upon Azeroth

 

[trolman]

pff olnly an old god can kill another,fool.

 

[AIagremm]

Actually his blood is a metal-like liquid, which ones crystallized is known as metal Saronite.

Plus you cannot kill him, he is Old God of Death!

 

[chr2]

Bah, let's see about that! (Nope, I won't even give it a try)
And Al, you imprisoned Arauk-Nashal in Uldor, not Mana Tombs.