The War

[chr2]

Why did you have to kill him?! I would've done it! I didn't order him to do so. He did it without my permission! You wouldn't mind bringing me the corpse so I could ressurect him and put him in eternal agony, would you?

 

[trolman]

i'm dead.....anyways going out now,see you guys later tonight or tommorow

 

[chr2]

Byez... such a shame

 

[Tleno]

He's dead? He's DEAD! *Starts dancing on Trolman's corpse like a gold miner that found gold* Yeahaaa!
Now I'll complete my sarcasticly evil plan by ordering a clown on his funreal!

 

[chr2]

Such a shame...

 

[Herian]

I'll come to his funeral, and bring striptease succubuses with me. Also gonna bring some Man'Ari Eredar GoGo dancers. Do you mind that, trolman?

 

[Tleno]

On me?!
Hey, He owns me 71324 coins, he attacked me lots of times, he put me up in jail, he forced me to create fart elementals for him...
Besides, Advice Dog told me to do it!
He won't mind Herian.

 

[Herian]

I'll take Tiri's corpse...

I also am gonna organize a fiesta in the Nether, in a dance club (on fire).There'll be Pit mistresses, succubusses, undead skeletons, and finally, I'll get Tiri, and revive her. If I succeed at reviving her with all his body (no parts missing) I will give her to the best dancer. Who wanna come? xD

 

[Tleno]

You can't, trolman's sons will rape you and trolman's spirit will continue rapping you in hell.

 

[Herian]

I'll tell them that I'm gonna revive their mom and give her to them...Or I'll bring the whole Burning Legion to get her, and Shandi, and take the Whore pits with me.

 

[chr2]

Herian, if you as much as touch Tiri's corpse... SHE'S MINE! I SAID I WANTED TO RAPE HER FIRST! Oh, and by the way... such a shame...

 

[Legion_King]

chr2's next post will surely contain:... such a shame...

 

[chr2]

How could you know?....






Such a shame...

 

[Herian]

Lol LKD xD
So, btw, instead of nether dragons I'll use black ones. And I'll have, if there is not enough units, fire revenants, too. (Making a pic where I get a treaty with them)
Chr2, heh, okay... I'll take Shandi and give her to my troll pet. (he's only 14, though. But he's a rapist, he keeps raping troll females)

 

[chr2]

You could use this one, Herian: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/models-530/fel-orc-lancer-48430/?prev=search%3Dblack%2520dragon%2520rider%26d%3Dlist%26r%3D20

 

[Herian]

Nop, Fel orcs no longer exist in DP, as Amargaard told me.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

If only you three were on the same team! You would be the perfect enemy for Trivumate (Sorry if spelt wrong!)

 

[Legion_King]

I may be a great enemy alone, but I'm not.

 

[Herian]

Yeah, SLA... I'm totally alone

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You three should put aside your differences and make the unltimate force of Evil! But if any of you are think of turning good, then I may ally myself with you!

 

[Legion_King]

It has been 2 weeks that I'm doing less evil thing in DP you know, but I destroyed your homeland.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

That is very true, but there was a purpose!

 

[Legion_King]

So, then what's up dude? xD

 

[Herian]

Legion King Al'Ar, Silly Lil Ant is right. We should put aside our differences. You want a better world, don't you? That is the goal of Sargeras.

 

[Legion_King]

First, Al'ar not Al'Ar cuz that annoys me, I got a land which is enough for me, perhaps for now.

 

[chr2]

My entire purpose of being evil is kinda ruined... such a shame...

 

[Herian]

Chr2, I'll revive Trolman for you. Okay?

 

[chr2]

Yay!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You'll have to fight though all the guards guarding him!

 

[trolman]

What?No way!I whan to stay dead!

 

[Herian]

Yeah, I'll have to do that... But Christian will help me. Won't you, Chr'?

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, you wont be revived, but your spirit wont rest... tomorrow I will begin an attack noone expected and which has never been made!

 

[trolman]

it will rest in heaven but if someone unites the three pieces of the holy pie I will be brought back to destroy anny evil,and save the world from danger,but thats olnly if there's real danger...

 

[Herian]

Yes, his spirit won't rest.

 

[chr2]

Ye, I would help you! Life to trolman!

 

[AIagremm]

For no one will foresee what will be unleashed within Shimmerstone Mountain...

 

[trolman]

no way!If you guys ressurect me or anything I'll kill you but let you burn in hell.

 

[AIagremm]

Life? No, Trolman doesnt want to live.

 

[trolman]

its true,let me stay in heaven because tommorow I will finaly see Tiri again.

 

[AIagremm]

Or so you think...

 

[trolman]

what vdo you mean?

 

[Herian]

Christian, we will get him. We will get him, and kill him again, to then resurrect him as an undead... As a fel Paladin who will serve Sargeras.
Christian, I think we should unite, and form the greatest evil Daily Peon has ever seen.

 

[trolman]

I'm far to random to have a will.Also dont think It will be easy to get my corpse,because it wont.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, no one in the world would ever expect what Im going to do tomorrow...

Im going to show you and the wolrd my true power...

 

[AIagremm]

ANNOUNCEMENT:
Shitload of new PotO PicO's!

 

[chr2]

Ehh... I won't serve Sargeras... he's an asshole... But I will gladly assist you in getting trolman's corpse!

 

[trolman]

righ,olnly thing I wont be there to truly see it,for I am just a happy ghost who cant wait to see his wife tommorow.

 

[Herian]

Ala, I hope it's not... Taking the place of President of overpoweriness? xD

 

[trolman]

I own that post even in death.

 

[chr2]

Lol, only 1 pic Al... And Herian, we have till tomorrow to ressurect trolman!