The War

[AIagremm]

In Triumvirate Draenosh Bump posts you!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Naga are at war with me.

 

[Tleno]

Yeah right SW2, and I'm alergic to puppet socks.
So Alagremm, any more crazy inventions need to be researched?

 

[AIagremm]

Let me see...
*Pulls out a paper with a suspicious octagonal logo with a swan in the center*
We need an electromagnetic facility, secret biological facility, a station with a pendulum and the Wheel of Fortune.

 

[Tleno]

Haven't we got that already on The Island?

 

[AIagremm]

No we dont! But pendulum isnt really needed!

 

[Tleno]

Probably all the facilities were transformed into spaghetti when that magical cinaon oven... well nevermind...
And I tough The Island is your place where you take care of everything...

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I havent been there ever since Trolman locked the portal.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... you know I'm thinking about making a full map of Tleno's island... you know, just like Wolfe said... probably...

 

[AIagremm]

O RlY?

 

[Tleno]

well, maybe... you know, a complete terrain of Tleno's island...

 

[AIagremm]

I'll take that as YA RLY!

Hm... interesting.

 

[trolman]

bump...

 

[Tleno]

Seriously, any more projects?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... what about updating and miniturizing A-Radiation Emitters?

 

[Tleno]

You mean the emmiter towers? What for do we need them?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh come on, they are useful! We can use them for many things, plus if we make them small and portable sabotauge will be a thing of the past... emitage will be the future!

 

[Tleno]

Its sabotage.
And emmit.. wait... hmmm... what if I would combine the Evolution Ray Emmiter and Emmiter tower? Wait... I can actually create an evolution or de-evolution bombs! Muahahaha!

 

[trolman]

how about a ressurecting machine?

 

[Tleno]

Well, actually thats possible but I'm not sure if I can create a new body for that...

 

[trolman]

oh well then no thanks........how about a drink that keeps you permenatly drunk?Or something to forget a huge part of your life?Or happy pills?

 

[Tleno]

All things you've just mentioned can be bought from any troll voodoo temple.

 

[trolman]

really?well i guess i should send someone to go and buy me them

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, are you really ready to sacriface anything for your wife? Then why don't you sacriface you demi-god status?

 

[AIagremm]

Or go and fianlly take Outland?

 

[Tleno]

...or do something funky like you allways do?

 

[Tleno]

I know! You can do a cinamon barrel roll!

 

[trolman]

Wait a minute?Whats the guarantee that If I do it she'll get ressurected?I could still lose my powers and she could be dead,that doesent help at all!

Also i cant open a portal to Ouland but i can do a barrel roll!
*trolman does a barrel roll*

 

[AIagremm]

Neat-o! There will be a new murloc type in Cataclysm!

 

[trolman]

fken ugly...

 

[AIagremm]

Man just look at thuis, the shale spider who lives in Deepholme!

And Shapeless One, new minion of the Old Gods! Awesome! I love Old Gods, plus this means they will be involved in all of this!

 

[trolman]

shapeless one takes all the shit points I'm lucky Namalort didnt turn out to look as those things

 

[AIagremm]

It seems Keleesa gets a new look!

 

[trolman]

huh?Someone made a new model?
But why do her horns suddenly show?And why the hoofs?

 

[AIagremm]

Draenei have hooves -.-

yeah, itrs in the model section. So will you make a pic about you opening a portal?

 

[trolman]

yes but why do they suddenly show up?

Im saying this for the 3rd time I cant open the portal why?Because the olnly wizard powerful enough on azeroth died two days ago and i was inlove with her really bad so im too depressed over her death

 

[AIagremm]

Use the Skull of Gul'dan Gwonman combined with a powerful guy like Khadgar Father Max and there you go! A portal is opened.

 

[trolman]

hmm.......maybe i could....but nah im too hungover Tiri's death...

 

[AIagremm]

...which is why you want to slaughter some demons...

 

[trolman]

strangely i feel no blood thurst,olnly sorrow....

 

[AIagremm]

I think somebody needs a random chinese guy...

 

[trolman]

no really i just miss Tiri alot and im really depressed by her early death....guess I'll spend the rest of the eternity alone...

 

[AIagremm]

Said Trolman and went in the whore pits.

Come on, why not do something then? Invade or destroy something! Maybe make a pic about White Peninsula or Undercity?

 

[trolman]

I told you I dont go there........

Well what can I say?What is there to destroy?Undercity is faar to secret to show and i cant remember what you called white peninsula

 

[AIagremm]

Area 1

I may make a series about how I got in Trolmania long ago...

 

[trolman]

nah thats secret two after i destrotyed most of the worgen my people got there and build a system of secret facilitys and research labs......

Wait a minute I remembered that you said that I could somehow meet Tiri's soul again!

A couple of flashbacks would be nice.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, soon all the wolrd will set out for the Island! everyone has something they want there. But see the line, because darkness and light are there. You may choose destiny and only meet Tiri or heal the ones wounded or you can choose freedom and revive Tiri... but the shortest path is never the best one.

 

[trolman]

heal the ones wounded?now wtf is that about?
Reviveing sounds like the best option so how do i get to the island?

 

[AIagremm]

Well you can get there by accident, but that is only if the Island wants you to come, if it doesnt then WIndu has to finally make the Lamp Post the you will be able to come.

Beware the freedom for it is darkness and corruption you will bring upon yourself.

 

[trolman]

Wait,wait wait!How can I know if its true what you're saying?I mean you could be just lying so you can achive your evil plans!

Is there really annyway i could get more courrupt and evil?Niga please.......