The War

[StormWarriors2]

see ya.

 

[trolman]

fuck,fuck FUCK!!!!!!!! Just when I was done with the terrain and was going to take a screen shot,I accidentely pressed the sleep button insted of the print screen one,and the sleep button put my PC into sleep mode but when i pressed it again It didnt fucking wake up so i had to restart the PC losing all the terraining,oh well there goes another hour.....

 

[AIagremm]

This sucks!

 

[trolman]

and it was gonna be a good one too!I guess I'll make it,all overagain > its a flashback to the day I first met Tiri.....ah the marvalous city of Dalaran,the sunset sky and the purple light.....

 

[StormWarriors2]

That Compeletly sucks. -.- Well I'm going to make a picture showing the Alliance's New war!

 

[AIagremm]

Neat-o! But why would Old Gods send a powerful servant to a knight... oh, i forgot their plans and thoughts are beyond our understanding.

 

[trolman]

they knew the future,also its gonna look better with the lake if its near the big lake dalaran is located at right?

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah and there is Capital City on other side of it.

Wait, why were you in Dalaran?

 

[StormWarriors2]

We will find out. Is this before the third war?

 

[trolman]

Yes its before the whole scourge thing started

well what can I say.....I was born and lived in Lordaeron,Dalaran I just always whanted to see but after the second war they had problems with military hand and so i signed up there because I was already a knight and from a noble family

 

[AIagremm]

I would expect you to be in Stratholme or Capital

 

[trolman]

capital is boring it doesent even have a name plus thats were my brother lived (he was a royal knight) but i was in Stratholme once.....

 

[StormWarriors2]

I was in Stratholme I was a Captain, I was a veteran of the Dark portal. My characters age would be around 38. And I was a also part of the Assisans Guild. But they broke up. But still Stratholme was pretty boring until the undead showed up.

 

[trolman]

ah the culling.....i was there in arthas's froces.....the killing of the innocent people...that event I'll never forgive my self for but if it wasnt for it I would never have left the Lordaeron army to go to Trolmania Peninsula and create my own kingdom there...

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah Then all hell broke lose, I was a guardsmen Captain Then an undead horde came out slaughtered many people. Under your brother's Leadership Humanity surivived But It soon became hopless. Then I joined the Scarlet Crusade. This was all in one year basically. Then came my blessing, my life was shot backwards I was given renawal by a sage known as Highwalker after that We both created the Storm Clan. And then started the war for the Isles.

 

[AIagremm]

How did you go to Triolmanian Peninsula and find it anyway?

 

[trolman]

well after I quit i decided to go somewere safe because they were going to kill me by law for deserting so i decided to go down to the deep forests were I found ruins of an old civilization and later i told alot of scourge survivors about it and they went to the peninsula and from their genorocity I became their new king.....

Evil troll whants to play on the pc,will be back in half an hour.

 

[AIagremm]

Evil troll? Oo

Wait, what civilization? You mean ancient dwarves? Plus weird night elves and futbolgs which probably got there before the Sundering.

 

[trolman]

yeah them,i just used the ruins of their city to live in some time then i brought other people and we rebuilt everything...

 

[AIagremm]

So the ancient ruins under your first capital were just parts of the city you didnt destroy?

Anyway, interesting story. But I wonder how the heck I got in Trolmania O.O

 

[trolman]

yes most of it

I've been wondering that too but you are the one who should know.

 

[AIagremm]

I guess I'll make some backstory most of which I made when I summoned the city from Outland back when you began a war on me.... in da Beginin!

By the way, does Български mean Bulgarian?

 

[HailFireer]

I still can't think who are my dudes suppose to be xD


And yes it does. Its Cyrillic.

 

[trolman]

This is even before da Beginin!

Well mostly for stuff like Bulgarian (object) Bulgarian as a person from Bulgaria is diffrent.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, Im just reading Bulgarian wikipedia, and it is quite simple for me to understand.

Кипу в превод от кечуа означава "възел".
Кипу в переводе с кечуа означает "узел".

Well all Slavians did speak one language less then a thousand years ago.

 

[HailFireer]

Yes we did.

 

[trolman]

Кипу,кечуа,узел?

yeah they did but later things got fked up and now they're diffrent

 

[AIagremm]

Hail, where are you from?

Those are kind of a communication thing used by tribes in South America

 

[HailFireer]

Yeah climate change. So you get eastern, western and southern Slavs

And I'm from Serbia

 

[trolman]

knew it!

oh yeah those small colored ropethingys they used to count/write on

 

[AIagremm]

Man, now I know three people from Serbia!

Did you notice that Slavs are mysteriously most active in user groups? Must be Slavian nature of communicability.

 

[trolman]

its probably the will of Perun or whatever he's spelled on english

 

[AIagremm]

Dazdbog, Chernobog, Koljada, Rod and other SLavian gods... yeah, Slavian culture was sooo awesome. Though most of the mystical creatures were a bit lame.
However it had sacrifces so it had to go...

 

[HailFireer]

It is spelled Perun, presumed chief god of Slavic mythology. Although there are a few more guesses.
And I know a lot more people from Serbia that are on Hive.

Well Slavic mythology had faries, dragons and such.
Also vampire originates from there. A vampire to them was a mix of today's werewolf and a regular vampire. But stupid Hollywood split it so they could have more movies made...

 

[trolman]

Yeah thats why I remembered him but Perun is all i remember about Slavian Mytholagy (studyed a little part of it in the 3rd grade)

 

[trolman]

Sounds bad...but there's no ethnic crime right?

Well Im gonna upload the pic now!It also features a song...

 

[HailFireer]

I live in Serbia and we learned nothing about it. I learned it my self. Oh and Al where you live?

 

[HailFireer]

Uf... I'm not the right guy to talk to about thos stuff.

 

[trolman]

Well doesent sound too bad....
And yeah Hail you're deffenetly not the one to talk about this xD

 

[HailFireer]

Oh yea? And why do you think that?

 

[trolman]

well didnt ygoslavia kill a bunch of muslams in the 90s?

 

[HailFireer]

Actually, Yugoslavia was a union of 6 countries. In that war it was Croatian vs Bosnia vs Serbia and Montenegro. Other 2 went off peacefully.
And everyone killed everyone. Although Bosnians (call them self muslimans, like a nationality) try to complain most about it, since theyr country had most collateral damage. But they exaggerated (everyone did, no matter the side). One guy from their country actually made the correct cound. He was banished

 

[trolman]

lol no wonder,the balkan peninsula is such a small place but its filled with nations that are simmilar but dont get along...

 

[HailFireer]

Sh*t happens mon. What ever. Back to the topic.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah ok Am I allowed to go on a crusade agianst the naga?

 

[HailFireer]

Sure.

 

[trolman]

crusade on the naga?

 

[Tleno]

In Soviet Russia, Pictures posted by Tleno post you!

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[Tleno]

Dump