The War

[Legion_King]

Let's get 10000 and this social group must have a reward

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yes! We should!

 

[trolman]

I dought the admins will give us something

 

[StormWarriors2]

They better! This is a Record!
Also updates for pics. Just showing the city itself. And what is happening right now.

 

[AIagremm]

They must...

 

[StormWarriors2]

We are the only group who have reached 9,000 comments XD.

 

[AIagremm]

And 500 pics.

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

bump

 

[AIagremm]

Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair!
Down we plunge to the prison of my mind!
Down that path into darkness deep as hell!

Why, you ask, was I bound and chained in this cold and dismal place?
Not for any mortal sin, but the wickedness of my abhorrent looks!

 

[trolman]

so the Triumvirate rebeled and inprisoned you in some cold place for beeing too ugly?

 

[AIagremm]

Well firstly I said once more, so it means I have already been imprisoned, which I havent, so it isnt me.

Im thinkin this is more of a song of an Old God.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Well it is a good thing the people of Troldearon don't think the same way as the people of Draenosh!

 

[AIagremm]

What do you mean? Oo

 

[trolman]

huh?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Dont worry!

 

[AIagremm]

I dont get you.

 

[trolman]

yeah ftw?

 

[trolman]

so anny of you punks feel lucky?
*points a gun at everyone*

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Look behind you there is a three headed monkey! *trolman turns round while SLA pops out a shotgun from his pocket* Ahem, it looks like the tables have turned!

 

[trolman]

*Trolman turns around fiers 5 or 6 shots at SLA,hitting him in the leg once,SLA falls on the ground,drops the shotgun but its still near his hand so he can grab it,in the mean time trolman goes closer to SLA pointing his .44 revolver and says*I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm, I am feeling rather lucky! However, I am not a punk! Oh, do you mind taking two steps back? *Trolman takes two steps back as a boulder fell from the sky landing where Trolman stood* Now where were we? Oh yes, it is your line!

 

[StormWarriors2]

o.o WTF?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Is there anything interesting going on?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yes. Fortress if flying. And I'm sending a plot twist.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

sweet beans, why did u decide to make a flying fortress?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Because I don't want people to find out my location so I will hide my fortress and make a better plan on how to take down corruption.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

fair enough, is there any one sperifically who you were refering to there?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Trolman.
Ok my terrianing skills kinda suck.
So i went on and found artwork! Of Dalaran!

 

[Azsure]

No wonder how did Archimonde destroyed the city so fast, he just cut down the bottom of the city and that's all...

 

[StormWarriors2]

Because I cannot find this damn artwork!

 

[StormWarriors2]

I'm the only one logged on?
WOW! AWESOME!

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, people! Listen here. A-L-T-E-R-A-C. Not Alteratic, not Altertatic, ALTERAC!

 

[trolman]

Looks pritty easy for a giant crystal dragon attack.

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[AIagremm]

Bumb!

 

[trolman]

you know,i had a dream that stormwarriors will make 5 pics and burry my pic but i was kinda right,he did 4

 

[AIagremm]

So... what will we do now?

 

[trolman]

Well Im gonna destroy the hippies and conqure the entire Kalimdor,then...wait a minute thats my secret plans witch i wont reveal.
You i guess will send your daughter to learn something.

 

[AIagremm]

So you decalre war on hippies and will make a speech about the attack on Kalimdor?

 

[trolman]

I allready did by invading Kalimdor,no time for a speech tough......

 

[AIagremm]

Yes you will make a speech or maybe your wife will make it? I dont know.

 

[trolman]

Nah shes on the invasion too but down south were the enemy forces are weaker.I guess I'll update the war later when im done with studying.

 

[AIagremm]

So who will make the speech about the beauty and righteouisness of war against Weed King and liberation of Kalimdor? You have to make it!

 

[trolman]

Fine,fine I'll make it in Saigon my camp in ashenvale.But later now i must study.

 

[AIagremm]

No, you need to do it in your capital, I may even do the pic. But you need to decide who will be the one with the speach. Heck, even your sons can do it, I mean they're princes, they can do stuff like this

 

[trolman]

But im allready in Vietnam Ashenvale killing Viet-cong hippies!Oh wait a minute you need a speach so everyone would know and start a war with kalimdor dont you?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I just want to make a speech pic, however your idea is also good.

 

[trolman]

Well i dont know,its too late for me to give a speach and my sons are too young.
I guess you should make a speech about you going to war against hippiez.

 

[AIagremm]

Im in another world plus I declared that I wont take part in Azerothian wars.

Should they like grow up?