The War

[StormWarriors2]

If you can get there!
Because i might make the portal that will send you into hell!
Bite on that Human!

 

[trolman]

'-.-
I'll find away when im not lazy.
I'll go there but then they'll appolagice once they realise im not evil enough to go to hell and get you for sending me there.
You're a human too you know.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Half. But I could give up my humanity. And its not like i'm bad i'm fighting agianst Chaos and the burning legion.
I believe that you are there puppet (Evidence is that you attacked the trolls.)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hang on why is Azeroth dead?

 

[trolman]

No not really the trolls were no body,if i was I'd attack something big.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Because Burning Legion is Coming in full strength. Not the wippy waves like before.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm, does anyone else feel that the Burning Legion are just a reoccuring enemy that never seems to win?

 

[trolman]

they arent,Stormwarriors is just talking bs again

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Well, the people of Azeroth had better prepare themselves because I am going to take back what was originally mine!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well thats trolman's problem and Trolman when i talk about lore its not bs. "Your ENTIRE NATION IS BS. " (quoted from commander Donson.)
Plus i think you would like Commander Donson he kinda hates me and my Clan.

 

[trolman]

it aint bs because this is DP lore fool and its diffrent forom the original and you dont know it

 

[trolman]

Lets see I've got 5 forces who are going to attack me but i dont mind and i know I will defeat them and survive.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

5 forces? Which ones are they?

 

[trolman]

1st Legion King and his undead,2nd Nature or what Wolfe said,3rd Gilneas,4th Armies of Horde and Sith who attack me for no apperant reason whatsoever,5th some lamo birds and on top of tha I'll be judged if I deserve my demigod powers?!?!?! Like really?!?!?!

 

[trolman]

You know what they say
You know what they say

You know what they say
You know what they say
All toasters toast toast

Toast, toast, t-toast, toast, toast

A-ha!
A-ha!

Too many toasters
Too many toasters

A-ha!
A-ha!

Here's the problem
Too many toasters

I need lotsa toast.
I need to get lots and lotsa toast

Luigi: You need lotsa toast.
You need to get lots and lotsa toast

Toast is nice

Nice for a picnic
Nice for a picnic

Toast is nice

Gay Luigi?

Luigi: Oh! Go to hell!

Toast is nice

Nice for a picnic
Nice for a picnic

Toast (x6)...

 

[StormWarriors2]

Wtf?

 

[trolman]

It's mario's toaster rap,search it in youtube.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Whats that doing in the daily peon?

 

[trolman]

the hell should i know

 

[Legion_King]

trolman, you will also face the titans i you come to Northrend.

 

[trolman]

I have old god son so i ait affraid of titans,undead blood elf.

 

[VeljkoM]

Hey there are no evil titans but Sargeras. And if you attack Quel Thalas you'll be surprised.

 

[trolman]

Undead attack everything.

 

[VeljkoM]

Looks like I will need to protect Silvermoon. And make tauren to form defense in Kalimdor.

 

[trolman]

oh yeah about that your kalimdor alliance will attack me for some unapperent reason so I'll destroy them all at sea ok?

 

[VeljkoM]

That is evilzards so do what them what you want.

 

[Legion_King]

VeljkoM, I'm not going to attack Silvermoon, my Undead still got brains.

 

[VeljkoM]

I am still fortifying city. The Hippies to may attack it.

 

[Wolfe]

Yep. But their hanging out of their eye sockets, right?

 

[AIagremm]

Well I am happy, because thanks to Trolman I can now open the gate back at any time and because of the new seal Im making, he wont.

 

[Wolfe]

Vel, feel free to use Tyr'thalas if you wish. Half the city still stands quite strong, and it has quite a natural advantage to it.

 

[trolman]

Fine I dont mind attack me.

 

[VeljkoM]

You won't mind if they change their names to "tide born"?

 

[Wolfe]

Alagremm, if you need aid with your seal, the Archmaiden of Wrath is the mystical leader of the white elves. She'd be happy to help.

I mean't the actual city, but you may use the white elves you arrested to become the tideborne. They're the most familiar with Tyr'thalas, so you should station them there.

 

[AIagremm]

All great mages of Draenosh will make it... today!

 

[Wolfe]

Hoorah!

 

[VeljkoM]

I meant just he arrested ones. And my territory only covers Silvermoon with small river to the sea.

 

[Wolfe]

Don't you also have foothold in Kalimdor?

 

[trolman]

this sucks i gotta study for a history test tomorow and write an ese so i wont be very acitve today...

 

[AIagremm]

I have to go to English, so I wont have much time today

 

[Wolfe]

Me neither. I have to go to bed. v.v

Looks like Mother Nature will strike tomorrow. Here is a little "schedule" I have for the attack.

"First strike of the bell, and air will thicken and water will dry up."
"Second strike of the bell, trees and plants will wither and rot."
"Third strike of the bell, crops across the land will be ignited in an eternal fire."
"Fourth strike of the bell, the gates will open."
"Fifth strike of the bell, your greatest enemy makes a triumphant return."

 

[trolman]

My gratest enemy?Whos that?

 

[Wolfe]

You shall see, emperor...

*evil laugh*

 

[AIagremm]

Hope it isnt the one in the pits...

 

[trolman]

My greatest enemy...... Kael'thas SunStrider?That longeard manasucker will finaly meet his doom!
A pimp aint afraid of his hos,Alagremm.

 

[Tleno]

Good thing my gerography test got canceled to another week... I love you 10 and 12 graders for your pre-exam tests!

Oh, so now wwhen there's peace and other good things in Draenosh we can no worry about trolman... for now... oh, and I'll have to go somewhere too. Boxing.

 

[AIagremm]

Again? Anyway, you could make that race of lizardman you always wanted to make. Or make a concert of the group Tlen Zeppelin in Harmony Hall.

 

[Tleno]

Tlen Zepelin? And what about Tlenstein and Rolling Steams?
Good idea with Lizardmen, maybe we really need a new race to hail us... hmmm... we could actually make some kind of servant race that would be happy to serve us and would... well you know, happines hormoness when they work, blablabla, all have English names, name you sir or mis or misis like those robots in old movies...

 

[AIagremm]

We have golems for that Tleno. They are what keeps our economy so strong.

But a race of elite lizardman that could do infiltrations is good especially if they are very few in number

 

[trolman]

bump weres everyone