The War

[Gyrosphinx]

Speaking of cheese, I've discovered a cheese moon, it is orbiting Gyrotopia and is made out of 60% Cheddar!

 

[AIagremm]

Speaking of Gyrotopia, how is it?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Peaceful, Kodo ranching is doing particualry well.

 

[AIagremm]

How's the planetar stability?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

We are spinning around our sun in a preferable speed and distance, everything is functioning well and the Hydralisk and Fel Hound have gotten twins!

 

[AIagremm]

You mean clones? Wait, how big is Gyrotopia again?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Not very large, but incredibly dense. It is slightly smaller than Draenosh I think.

 

[AIagremm]

Judging by the fact that you build it from asteroids it is about 1/5 or 1/4.5 of Draenosh. Anyway, why do you have a world that is used only for yourself?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Lets just say I always wanted some personal space, and I was testing my grav-beams when I read about the forming of Draenosh.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... well, when Trolman will destroy the Azeroth side of Twilight Portal I should totally relocate it to Gyrotopia.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Might be a good Idea. Portal Town's portal is currently directed towards TlenoTech's headquarters, so the coordinates should not be a problem.

 

[AIagremm]

It is? Why didnt Tleno tell me about that, it could has destroyed Draenosh.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

It was directed from Gyrotopia with my portal stabilizator (Which is my best invention so far), so it was no risk.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... anyway, I fear that your moon... wait a sec... thats it! Gyrotopia will be the moon of Draenosh!

 

[trolman]

I knew it!The moon well one of them is made out of cheese!

 

[Gyrosphinx]

A moon will grant a planet more stability...

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. And though originally I wanted Draenosh to be moon of Azeroth is is only two times smaller then Azeroth.

 

[trolman]

i tought it was about 1/8.......... and you said that you removed the moon and put Draenorsh there....

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Then I'll direct Gyrotopia into orbit around Draenosh. I have already done the math.

 

[AIagremm]

Well later I got bored of the view of Azeroth, taking half of the sky, plus it was going to destroy Azeroth in a few days, so I teleported it a little away, so now its another planet of Azerothian Solar System.

 

[trolman]

Sure kill me but im not the olnly one living there.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats why I teleported Draenosh away, duh!

 

[trolman]

........i was saying that you'll kill trilions of innocent creatures.....
And some pages ago you were claiming you were from the good guys.I guess I was right about you in the first place.(like really long time ago when the war started)

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, are you that simple? I said that it could do that, thats why I teleported Draenosh away so that it wouldnt happen!

 

[trolman]

Ah so the saying is true "Draenei are cowards".

 

[AIagremm]

Says guy who is to scared to enter the world that I completely control and have super powers in it, so he just wants to close the portal to stop my great armies.

 

[trolman]

Unlike other cliche villians I dont kill my own men by sending them to useless battles or just killing them in training....

 

[AIagremm]

That just makes you a smart villain.

 

[trolman]

Sure Im evil and you triumvirate who bomb innocent towns and kidnap children are the good guys....
I know you'll try to bring Zul'aman into this but why dont you say something else that makes me a villian?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Smart...

 

[AIagremm]

Well I didnt order bombing the town, I specifically said not to harm innosent.

Plus JokeMaster isnt even in Triumvirate, his orcs were, but now he's a troll.

 

[trolman]

Im pritty sure in time you Triumvirate will turn on eachother because of your "peacefull ways"

 

[AIagremm]

That doesnt make sence

 

[trolman]

.................you're triumvirate will fall and from it difrent nations will be born.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Oh shit, just noticed that SLA is using brown as tc. I'll better use yellow then.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=p, It doesn't matter really! ( I chose Brown ages ago coz I thought noone will use that colour =P) Brown is the Nerubians tc! I use different colours for different groups, regardless if anyone else is using that colour!

 

[Gyrosphinx]

ok, I'll be using yellow anyway. My poachers are awesome in yellow.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

The voice, it calls to you! Louder than ever!

"STOP!... Blue Dragonling ... cause ... Worgen ... Trolman ... dead!"

Don't even try to translate the message! Not even those egg heads at TlenoTech can work out what it says!

 

[trolman]

Worgens this worgens that.If you set a worgen plague in lordaeron I swear I'll kill every single nerubian or person who dares to try and stop me in Silvermoon city.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hey, I've said it before and I'll say it a again. Some arrogant Human will release the Worgen upon you! He thought he was saving Azeroth! But he infact Doomed it!

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno? Nah he's not arrogant. Usually.

 

[trolman]

Tleno doesent have any power in azeroth,non of the triumvirate does anymore.

 

[AIagremm]

Yay!

You say it, like its a bad thing.

 

[trolman]

it is,for you!

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, right. Now I get to save my allies and find a new way to Azeroth.

 

[trolman]

Save allys?Who?
Better be pritty far away from Trolmania...

 

[AIagremm]

Azsure and takakenji

 

[trolman]

Takakenji is still in draenorsh,he never left,just sent some eagles to kill innocent people.
And Azsure said he doesent really like moving here and there but I would allow him to leave if he wants to.

 

[AIagremm]

But you would tell Claire about her father?

 

[trolman]

No.Why?If she finds out she's gonna kill Azsure and try to kill me,plus she'll start a war between the empire and Eluna'vi.