The War

[AIagremm]

Bump bump bump bump?!

 

[trolman]

So what are we gonna do bout the war?

 

[AIagremm]

No idea. However everyone in Triumvirate strangely wants to fight you.

 

[Tleno]

Well Alagremm, tell me when I should nuke Belene and Nagasaki with Fatboy and Jughead, when I should release the worgen plague and where you want my propagandists and spine flu spreaders deployed!

 

[AIagremm]

No this isnt the time for guerilla campaign. Right now we need to send wise old people and TlenoTech employees(everyone trusts Tlenotech employees) to Trolmania to spread talks that Triumivrate is where it is good to live and that Trolman is evil.

 

[trolman]

No ones going out of that village alive!

 

[AIagremm]

WHo needs to? Remember I said that I dont have spies when you killed Bob? Well... I do now.

 

[trolman]

Umm no you dont.......

 

[Tleno]

...and that Azeroth is not made of cheese?
Still, first we spread propaganda about so people would join us, then we spread desease so people would want to leave trolmania even more, then spine flu, then when most of people will leave the land we will start a full-scale assault! And nukes!

 

[AIagremm]

I like nukes. And bombs.

 

[trolman]

Didnt I say i have the village surrounded and that you cant contact anything outside my grip?

 

[AIagremm]

There's a great thing called CO, you know.

 

[trolman]

And do you know that in trolmania olnly I have it....

 

[AIagremm]

My spies too.

 

[trolman]

You mean no one..... face it all my people are loyal the all the traitors died in the civil war.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

We have greater problems than you lot tring to reduce Trolman's kingdom to nothing! Like Burning Potheads, Those New Naga who can take on atleast 20 Trolls before being overwhelmed!

 

[trolman]

but you killed them all inculding isha or what her name was...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

No, we cleared the way to the Coast! They still live! And Ishba was swallowed whole by Max, but she wasn't the leader! =O

 

[AIagremm]

So we have suspiciously silent hippies, Burning Legion(who actually arent weedy), Naga and osmething else.

 

[trolman]

I dont really care....

 

[VeljkoM]

Old Gods aren't evil. Just misunderstood.

 

[trolman]

They raped my wife.....

 

[AIagremm]

They sure did! But come on, you say yourself that she'sbeautiful? Who can blame poor imprisoned guys?

 

[VeljkoM]

That was an accident. She didn't said she was married.

 

[trolman]

Well they could have picked her 1 year older sister Jaina....

 

[AIagremm]

That happened before she got married. And then after. She just never tells them and they are shy and dont scan memory.

Anyway, wanna make "Old Gods arent evil" club?

 

[AIagremm]

Jaina has water elementals... wait a second! Her elementla was said to have a small intelligence. The only intelligence elementals are servants of... the Old Gods!

 

[VeljkoM]

They only go with mature girls.

Al that is grouse stereotype. It is just like saying all Draenei are cowards.

 

[AIagremm]

OMG VeljkoM, thats too harsh even for Trolman! xD

 

[VeljkoM]

I guess...stupid moral...

 

[trolman]

Umm no first time it happened she was 9.......and they dont ask if its ok or not.

 

[VeljkoM]

Yes they do. Or they would rape whole Azeroth. Just imagine millions of tentacles raping everything female on face of Azeroth. Ad only Raven isn't touched.

 

[trolman]

Lol..........
Well they rape olnly the chosen ones.....

 

[AIagremm]

xD Whats with you Veljkom! You are hilarious!

 

[VeljkoM]

That can't be right! People promised me I have 0% sense of humor!

 

[trolman]

Everyone has that,exept you dont really use it well.

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Just out of curiosity, what does "bump" mean?

 

[trolman]

dont really know...... bumping the thread so it can continue,like pushing it.....

 

[Azsure]

Well Trolman, after all you were the first who didn't trust in me remember?

trolman
Wait wait wait,what if Azsure is a spy?For the warlocks,(Dragonson and Evillizard),the legion,the scourge?

trolman
Most of your last spies are also tortured and killed dont worry.
I for one dont trust him,he could be a spy of the warlocks/scourge/Illidari/bloodelfs/naga/legion/squadala land

 

[trolman]

Ah well back then you were the new guy and no one trusts the new guy.You really could have been a spy but that was a long time ago.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Lol, Azsure how long did it take you to find those quotes in this discussion?

 

[trolman]

yeah that was a loooong time ago....

 

[Azsure]

Really? so no body trust in the new guy uh?

tleno
No, he's talented to be a spy since he can see/do stuff well at night, even better than at day...

Alagremm
Hm, I am in need of professional spies... and new Old God magic users. The old ones are kinda either shread to pieces or converted into faceless ones by the Old God.

Alagremm
No, I knew him for ages. He cannot be an evil spy.

Also, though right now we must all get together to save ourselves, I think that I will gather those who will follow me to save them!

 

[trolman]

Well i dont trust the first person i meet and whants to be friends.You take him under your wing,you feed him,rise him in the buissnes but what happens in the end?He kills you and bangs your wife afterthat.That happened in Scarface and i was afraid it could happen here.

 

[Azsure]

Oh SLA? because I know that some people will start to talk about me! >
In my back!

 

[trolman]

Did we start talking about you?(no really did we,i forgot?)

 

[Azsure]

Lol, I'm a spy remember? there's nothing you can say (except by private messages ) that I can't get noticed

trolman
Really?He lies to his wife and in the first place his idea was to marry her so he could control the Na'vi tribe...

 

[trolman]

So its real?
And I said that to prove that you arent really that good.

 

[Azsure]

Well, it was your idea after all, I just agreed since I got nothing to lose...