The War

[trolman]

Ah nice nice...... does that mean that most of the orcs in draenorsh are dead?
Hows nerzul enjoying his new "body"?

 

[AIagremm]

He likes it. Its actually his old body, but now he's free.

He has already done ten picnic, explored all of Draenosh and now wants to become a fitness trainer.

 

[trolman]

*crying voice* But he doesent even have a body!!!!

 

[AIagremm]

He has. He is growing his icy muscles.

 

[trolman]

Well ok then.I've got nothing to ask,why dont you ask me something?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

What is going to happen when Tiri sees your PlayKnight Magazines?

 

[trolman]

As I said im olnly after some reference and i dont really use it like the single knights do.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh, fair enough! How many casualties did you have after beating the Trolls?

 

[trolman]

About 2000 ground forces and calvalry,about 600 elven rangers,9Royal Knights,26 monks.
The trolls on the other side were counted and are above 11,000!The dead ones that is.About 200 were taken prisoner for the whore pits.And about 70 escaped the city.It was a massive slaughter....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

O= Mr. Voodoo said he isn't too keen on the Eastern Kingdom anymore! Mass Troll killing is a scary thought for him!

 

[trolman]

Really?Becase most trolls are evil,selfish canibals....
Well I've cleared it with my sister wich means I've cleared it with the island trolls.The other forest trolls are happy the amani are dead so theres no problem with them too.Frost and Dark trolls are too far away to care.

 

[Azsure]

Only 94 posts more and the 5000 post will come! Do you think that we may some day arrive at the 10000 post?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Trolman we do not tolerate the Killing of Innocents! This Alliance is Fragile! The other clans grow tireless of your politics. We only lended our aid to you because of the Frozen Throne! Now we must worry about ourselves as it seems that our treaty has been thrown aside, and the use of our brethern has been thrown towards the bickerying of politics. Your nation has killed too many innocents! The Order of Light and the StormWarrior Clan has left your Domainium! Until Further Notice we will isolate the last of our people! The rest of the warring clans have Errected a barrier on our Fortress! We Shall no longer help with those who call the Trolman empire home. Your use of the Light is greed, Your Powers of the Light Will be stripped if you dare attack us or threaten us! The StormWarrior Clan will not let anymore innocents die! Trolman do not attempt to contact us! For the legion will arrive in your lands in 3 months! We have taken procautions to ensure that no one will find our cities!

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... you seem to be changing. You even may become a candidate

 

[AIagremm]

People we really need to do a meeting now.

Orcs attacking Draenosh, Takakenji attacking Trolman, Trolman destroying Zul'Aman, Storm Warrior leaving Empire, demons attacking, hippies missing... we need to do a meeting!

 

[dead-man-walking]

I'm here. Give the order.

 

[AIagremm]

NO, we need Tleno!

 

[dead-man-walking]

Oh. If you need my Runemasters (There are two of them, One Human and One Living Dwarf), they are not doing anything right now.

The Human one uses Medivh's Model, and The Dwarven one uses Norinrad's Dwarven Battle Priest Model.

 

[AIagremm]

Well usually only leaders come to... da Meetingz!

 

[dead-man-walking]

The Runemasters can be sent as either Commanders or Bodyguards or Teachers or, well, possibly everything including Babysitting.

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, wait a second... you can teach runes to Trolman Junior!

 

[dead-man-walking]

If his father still continue his destruction spree by using the Holy Light as an excuse, No. It will never happen.

 

[AIagremm]

The child does not bear the sins of his father. He must not be judged for what he can do in the future. We are higher then that! We are Triumvirate. The only hope for Trolmania to be redeemed is the boy and we mus show him the true ways.

For we are Triumvirate.

 

[dead-man-walking]

If you say so... I guess it could be arranged.

 

[AIagremm]

Dark days loom over Draenosh and Azeroth...

 

[dead-man-walking]

.....Because of?

 

[AIagremm]

Who knows? They just are. I mean orcs invade Draenosh, takakenji sends all his armies that protected Draenosh to fight Trolman and so on...

 

[dead-man-walking]

Then. maybe, we should do an incursion to the Twisting Nether to devastate BL (Finishes One Threat)?

 

[AIagremm]

No, it is already in Azeroth, so we cant prevent it.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Hm....

 

[trolman]

bleh i had a shitty day at school and now this?A former ally has betrayed me and a corps of my army has flead........

 

[AIagremm]

Who betrayed you?

 

[trolman]

Stormwarriors and Takakenji....

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, right.

 

[trolman]

Too bad i wouldnt be able to come to the world tree defence
I have to kill some grouse and later some traitors,no one betrays me and gets away with it.

 

[Tleno]

so what are the models of yu people? Links please!
And what about the meeting is gonna be?

 

[trolman]

Im use the garithos one and I aways take Tiri with me:http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/...ome-blp-139417/?prev=search=jaina&d=list&r=20
The meeting should be about the possible upcoming war between Trolmania and the grouse.

 

[Tleno]

Sorry, too lazy for the sidekicks...

 

[trolman]

Cmon...........well atleast say why she wasnt in the pic...

 

[Tleno]

Okay, I will say she's in a beauty pageant!

 

[trolman]

sounds good enough....

 

[AIagremm]

Make Keleesa be with her this way.

My model is http://www.wc3c.net/showthread.php?t=90568

 

[trolman]

So we're gonna talk about the upcoming war and how to prevent it right?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, of course... *Slowly gives tleno a box with "We hate Trolman" club logo behind his back*

 

[Tleno]

Looks fun... but now I'm too lazy to watch lost parodies... I knew Harry Poter and Ben Lynus are the same people...

 

[trolman]

Oh alright....
*hides the Trolmanian plans for world domination*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh dude, youre watching those!

WAAAALT!

 

[trolman]

Ummm nothing........
*says to a few hundreds of royal knights*
Ok guys abort mission,we'll capture the world leaders some other time.

 

[Tleno]

*Screams at trolman* Korean! Korean!

 

[AIagremm]

What a nice day
*says in a CO*
Abort operation "Backstrike", deactivate mana bombs in Belene, shields in conference hall and send Akama's elite back to the avanpost