The War

[trolman]

Azsure's probably making one right now...

 

[Azsure]

I'm trying to make a pic, but I don't find any good forest terrain here at all :/
And I don't wanna use the same terrain all the time or it will be bored.

 

[AIagremm]

Terrain can be bored?

 

[Azsure]

I used the same terrain in almost all my pictures, that's why.

 

[trolman]

No i dont get what youre trying to say...

 

[Azsure]

¬¬
I'm saying that i always make a forest pic with some grass, trees, dirt... it's boring already, now you get it?

 

[AIagremm]

Maybe make overgrown ruins of Lordaern city where the portal stands?

 

[trolman]

Well it was a really small village,were the curent portal is....
Oh maybe make a night elven village,or inside some building.

 

[Azsure]

Perhaps, I will put all that and make it fits as most as I can...

 

[AIagremm]

Dude the portal is in the first capital which was destroyed by volcano and never inhabited again.

Or do you mean the alternative portal location?

 

[trolman]

Yes.The old ruins one is really what it is covered in cooled lava,altough the volcano is still active and has lava form time to time...

 

[Azsure]

Still, the picture should be about me teaching Ronnie, so I must focus more in that than tose volcanos you say.

 

[VeljkoM]

Wow he is old enough already? Didn't he got born few days ago?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, thats just conspiration to keep Trolmanians away from iiii... I mena yes, it is really hot there. No peaveful white ruins and plants everywhere with Eluna'vi and Triumvirate tabards on towers and their homes in ruined towers.. erm, I mean magma. Funny worh, huh?

 

[VeljkoM]

So Trolls aren't only one making problems in Trolmania.

 

[trolman]

Kids grow up fast....
The volcano isnt active on such a huge scale....you wouldnt feel it if your further away than 5km from the volcano itself.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes... you wouldnt! *Takes out a crystal orb and whispers in it* "Empower the illusion shield to 5 miles"

 

[trolman]

What the?Ok spit it out,what are you hiding?

 

[AIagremm]

Erm, nothing. No invasion posts, not at all!

 

[VeljkoM]

So Triumvirate has still interest on Azeroth.

 

[trolman]

Ok thats it Im sending one of my royal knights to check it out.
*2 weeks later*
Trolman:Ah you have returned,what did you see?
Knightcmon Alagremm,say whats over there!)

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, Im screwed. There is an outpost, mostly inhabited by Eluna'vi.
We submerged a crystal into the volcano to completely silence it and use its powers.
There is a gate there, so its a strategis location that needs to be secret. Sometimes we make volcano illusion to keep people away. The ruins havent been repaiered or cleaned of plantlife which is quite great because of the ash. We use the stone buildings that are left, including some parts of the Palace for our cause.

 

[AIagremm]

It is not only a place to send out forces to any place in Azeroth if needed, but also a testing area and our fortress.

 

[VeljkoM]

You don't have any underwater surprise or in Kalimdor?

 

[AIagremm]

No... maybe.

 

[trolman]

Ok,just make sure you:
Keep the enviorment clean,pay tax,obey my orders beacse its my land you stay on,pay more tax,acknowledge me as the master of this land and follow all the Trolmanian laws

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah. Just look in this little thing *Shows a small crystal that makes a flash*
Now... you will remember none of this... you will return to your castle and forget about the Capital City.

 

[VeljkoM]

If you are in Kalimdor...good for you as long as don't bother Horde (Well Tauren to be precise). And if you are underwater...you'll need to fill some papers.

 

[AIagremm]

Well actually I have no interest in underwater, because my allies are there *wink*

Kalimdor... hey, I dot have any bases there! Should totally make a base in one of Aszure's old villages.

 

[trolman]

Did i tell you that knight wrote down everything before you erased his memory?BTW he forgot how to ride a horse so he fell of and broke his legs,now he cant be in the Trolmanian army and cant feed his 3 children which dont have a momy becase she died from a heart attack when she saw her husband like that.
So now you've destroyed 5 lives just so you could try and keep a secret,I hope you're proud of yourself.....

 

[VeljkoM]

Well soon as we clean the Potheads (both Legion and Hippie) we'll be glad to have you there.

And trolman is your ally to and yet you had base there.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, you would get rid of him in a pie accident anyway. However I sent them priceless draenethyst gems from a guy named N.Kognito

 

[trolman]

tsk,tsk,tsk you think that money will bring their mother back.....well they will because they can buy a ressurection scrow...

 

[AIagremm]

And I hope they wont get in a pie accident for... how'd you say it during our war?
"Betraying the Empire and siding with blue spacegoats for some glass"

 

[VeljkoM]

Draenei aren't space goats. Correct therm is mix between smurf, goat and Davy Jones.

 

[trolman]

Why,when he did his job right?But now are you going to follow the rules or should i attack your encampment and destroy and leave no one alive like i did with Zul'aman?

 

[VeljkoM]

Not true there is pig still alive there.

 

[AIagremm]

Actually there were many survivors.

I always follow the Rules. I am a keeper, we have to follow the Rules.

Plus we always have sent taxes for the land, we just never said why we pay them before.

Well we only experiment with restoring plantlife and alien lifeforms adaptation, so dont worry if you will see red plants.

 

[trolman]

*slice*
Not anymore....
BTW what happened with Zul'aman is sooo bad and grusome that the editor of Daily Peon wont let me post a pic becase its too violent and creepy.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Genocide? You, Trolman, is the evil one here, but you are using my rifles in the war so I forgive you.

 

[VeljkoM]

Zul'jin is alive. He never dies....his regeneration is legendary.

 

[trolman]

Not genocide because i killed olnly one tribe!There are several others who obay me and would enjoy pillaging the destroyed Zul'aman...

 

[trolman]

Thats why he's imprisoned but this time the chains are on his balls,lets see if he dares to cut them off > well even if he does he would have a silly voice after that and none of the trolls would follow him.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Oh... poor guy

 

[VeljkoM]

He'll just grow them back. Not the first time (Girl problems)...

 

[AIagremm]

If only you knew the mating rituals in troll society... your idea is nothing compared to them

 

[trolman]

Ok,then he'll get locked away in an Iron Maiden listening to Iron Maiden,forever...

 

[VeljkoM]

Are you pleasing him or torturing him? If you want torture let him listen Serbians song in Eurovison.

 

[trolman]

When you do something forever it starts to get boring then anoying and then it becomes torture....

 

[VeljkoM]

Trust me mine is worse. In 2007 we had girl that looks like guy and now guy that looks like a girl.