The War

[VeljkoM]

Not much...

But trolman you know that legion travels very quick. And if world is destroyed so are you.

 

[trolman]

There you are wrong....
The World tree protects the entire azeroth......well it used to.Because that tree is so big and easyly destroyed,I alligned the eastern kingdoms with the Sacread Heart,wich basicly does the same thing as the world tree but its hidden and way better protected.

 

[Tleno]

Wait... I could create an energy shield generator to protect the tree, but that would take a whole week, plus it needs Pylons that might someway effect the tree plus my factories are laready too busy...

 

[AIagremm]

I have myself for that. I am the Heart of Draenosh.

 

[VeljkoM]

That sacred hearth can't be that powerful. Is there here something like no god modding rule?

And Tleno it would be great if you could do that.

 

[Tleno]

I am the... wait I can completely remodulate the islands cordinates in qantumm grid of existance, whatever that means... oh, I can also move the island somewhere else plus I fixed the problem with strange terramorphing and time traveling stuff...

 

[trolman]

Well its name says what it is,a heart.....that protects my part of the world,thats why I said that empire could survive.

 

[VeljkoM]

Well the legion is coming and Horde and N.elves can defend World Tree alone. But it was just for old gods and not everything in the world. It is just small artifact.

 

[Tleno]

I could do that Veljkom, but I say it might effect the tree because the pylons are so dangerous... and whole nature might change when tree will change... Awesome!
I'm not sure about that too, trolman... you should protect the tree or else the nature itself will die and you can't live without it...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm major flaw! If it protects your Empire, how come those Trolls are being killed, unless it doesn't work!

 

[trolman]

I dont really know anymore.....I think I'll stay becase I need to defeat the Amani and watch out for a possible worgen plague....so you have my best wishes,the borders of the Trolmanian empire are open to refuges.

 

[trolman]

It protects the entire land like the world tree does,olnly in a smaller radius.

 

[VeljkoM]

But Tree is powered by magic well of great power on which it was planted. Hearth is just one small rock. And tree doesn't protect it keeps all things alive.

And Taurens will remember this.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh, okay. =)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Good luck in defending the tree! I cannot assit you, or it may release what is more chaotic than the burning potheads.

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh so the faith of the world lies in hands of N.elves and Horde.

 

[trolman]

No its a real heart created out of pure magic....
Hey dont blame me,you're the one that told me about the amani....plus there might be a worgen plague...

 

[Tleno]

Oh... well I'll drop you some supplies just like I allways do, Veljkom... I'll also decrease the amount of supplies sent to Trolmania to minimal so he would start protecting the goddamn tree! Don't you understand that that tree is like... 1 000 000 000 of Space Pylons!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Surely Jaina will travel to Kalimdor in order to protect the world tree again!

 

[Tleno]

Veljkom, I hope you'll enjoy those blue armor suits, guns and pet murloc companions I sent to you...
Trolman, ignore the plague, I can allways make an antidote, remember? Plus those are just like zombies, only faster and with more hair... are you scared of zombies? No, zombies are easy to kill with ranged weapons...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Also, who said anything about a plague?

 

[VeljkoM]

To bad there is no model of marine murloc but Tauren marines are good too ^^

I should at least drag S.Legion to help Taurens...

Tleno is doing his part are you? (possible posters?)

 

[trolman]

Wait so will there be a plague?
A bilion space plyons...........................lol!...............
Oh yeah she will,and Tiri would also whant to go with her sister so I guess the Empire will come to help defend the tree,you have the word of a Knight.....a Dark Knight....but a Knight!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hm, it could get people to help.

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, the last five pages are dumb

 

[VeljkoM]

Just send some help not whole armies. Hm this reminds me when Minas Thirit was gathering soldiers. Just 5?

 

[trolman]

dumb,why?
Ah so you can get all the credit for yourself?Haha no wai!Ofcourse im going with a ton of army....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Worgen wasn't originally a plague effect! They were also creatures from an unknown realm! (correct me if Im wrong)

 

[VeljkoM]

Taurens don't care about fame. The Mother Earth is in danger! And Trolman what if Legion sends attack on you or Trolls betray you or counter attack you or worgens come...

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, you should go too, there is no proeves the plague may spread, it might be a fake infromation... plus I can make the cure, plus dogs are nice plus the whole world is higher priority than the Trolmanian regions near to the Greymane... hey, you could build the defences all around the perimetter of Greyman to stop the plague...

 

[trolman]

Greymane/man were and what's that?

 

[Tleno]

Greymane is a Great China wall people of Gilneas built to protect themselves from the plague of undeads...

 

[VeljkoM]

Gilineas...the ruling house of Giliineas...(Oh you mean Greymen "Wall")

Ok so that's Horde, Trolman, N.elves, Tleno.

 

[trolman]

Oh that little place...........I have a border with them yeah....no need for a wall just a garrnison.Even if the trolls betray me,they will fight for the new land and in the end weaken each other...
The amani wont be able to fight back after what i do to them...

 

[Tleno]

Alagremm?
Oh, maybe Hippiezard will join too? He loves trees plus... oh my Holy potato sirup! He's first base of operations was hidden under the world tree... so this is why it smells so weedy here... oh, and I'll be working mostly on suppling you people and logistics, I won't be fighting... okay, just a little...

 

[VeljkoM]

Tleno supplying is most important job in war (Why do you think America is so rich?). Evilzard will help if he checks this group anytime soon (tho this could be good opportunity to clear Kalimdor of wed). For Al well if he wants. Azeroth isn't his problem anymore.

 

[trolman]

This would be the perfect chance to kill him >

 

[Tleno]

No, you can't kill your allies, Trolman. It's low and people won't thrust you... and their respect is very, very immportant!!!

 

[trolman]

But he turned my wife into an undead whore!

 

[Tleno]

It was not his... HOLY SANDWICH! TROLMAN, GET A NORMAL AVATAR!!! ... anyway he tryed to revive her normal but she was dead for too long time, its not his fault... and he became evil only after you declared a ar on him... besides, desperate housewifes times require desperate matters... we need all we can have to stop the legion...

 

[VeljkoM]

Ally? But he enslaved Kalimdor and has saved Arthas. But still Trolman what will your wife say?

 

[AIagremm]

I plan of making a comic called Wrath of the Evil Lizard which will be a parody of Wotlk and tell the story of war against Evillizard.

 

[Tleno]

I say we ally him for a time Azeroth is in crysis, when everything will calm down we'll punch his face... oh, and don't worry Trolman, worgen are not a big deal...

 

[Tleno]

No, he has nothing to do with Lizards! *This sentence was aproved by "Lizards against Evilzard"*
He is not Lizard, he's Elf and Wizard... Evil Wizard...
Plus you should call is "Wrath of the Weed King" or Hippie general... yeah, his tittle is Hippie General...

 

[VeljkoM]

Worgen don't yet exist in DP. And al that would be cool. But wouldn't be better cinematic?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, Wrath of the Weed King is my choise.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I too thought about that, since WoW stuff has cinematics, cinematic would be better.

And with our dear frined Legion-King we might pull it through! Luckily I have made all the storyline including Wrtahgate battle and other stuff.

 

[Tleno]

Yay for The Weed King™! Weed King... Evilzard should open a coffe-shop called Weed King...

 

[trolman]

You're right i'll go change it.
But still NEVER!WE KNIGHTS NEREVER FORGET THINGS LIKE THIS!
And Tiri hates him too for what he did to her,when jaina found out she started to hate evillizard too,Admiral proudmore doesent like his bastard son anyways so thats a kill Evillizard!

 

[VeljkoM]

Al I too can make cinematic. At least I could start and then give him when he returns next week.