The War

[trolman]

You moved the first one to the centre of the empire,in a forest near the new capital city so it can be better protected remember?

 

[AIagremm]

Perhaps... anyway, there better be some overgronw ruins there, Eluna'vi, guardians of the Twilight Portak and me like overgrown ruins near the portals.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... you still should fortify that fortress, Trolman...

 

[trolman]

Well theres trees and grass....and a river to the north and the capital to the north east....

 

[Tleno]

Still, fortify it with sandbags and tank traps wooden walls and spike traps.

 

[trolman]

Sadly i cant.The town is already big and keeps growing theres people moving in everyday....new neighborhoods every few month....plus wood burns and tarps kill innocent people.....

 

[Tleno]

Then use bunkers, trenches and barbed wires stone walls, canals and bridges...

 

[trolman]

As I said the city keeps geting bigger and bigger after the walls are finished the people wouldnt have enough room to build their houses so they'll start living outside the city...

 

[Tleno]

Duh... I said fortify only the Reichstag, central island and the portal!

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, how do you cross out stuff?

 

[Tleno]

you know how to do this or this? So its the same thing, only you have to enter S instead of B, I or U.

 

[trolman]

Well Youre right I'll fortify the olnly the Island the rest will be nothing woden walls.

 

[Tleno]

Don't forget to fortify the area around the portal...

 

[trolman]

The portal is in the woods,and its in Azsures base so thats his job.But someday it could be a neighborhood in my city,seeing how it keeps growing and growing....

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... Twilight Portal should be in semi-neutral uninhabitated territory, which should better be hidden and empty.

 

[trolman]

Well say that to all those trade merchants that enter the portal everyday...it cant be hidden and empty...

 

[trolman]

BTW ive found the perfect trolman empire flag....

 

[trolman]

No one posted?Well ok I'll say it and you guys will probably see it in future pics....so anyways you know that item human flag?You know that theres a color you could chose (from the normal 13) and an L accros it?Thats my new flag,with the black color.
Basicly its a black flag but with an L for Lordaeron.The black symbolises the trolman empire while the L is for lordaeron so the empire could also be called-New Lordaeron.And i feel that the time of the Trolman Dynasty has come!
Now time to do the next emperor/empress.Tiri,lets go upstairs....

 

[dead-man-walking]

*Smooch* *Bed Sheet Noise* *Rumbling Sound* 0_o Trolman is sex-crazed Emperor...

 

[trolman]

Well its something undead dont do....

 

[trolman]

Today I pushed a friend into to a glass locker which he broke with his head.....so worth it....

 

[Tleno]

Soviet sadist...

 

[trolman]

he broke it with his head.....so worth it.....

 

[Tleno]

Soviet vandal then...

 

[trolman]

Well he saod that comunisam sucks......
Nah we were just joking around and i pushed him but i didnt suspect that I used forse so he broke the window with his head
Now can we get back to the DP war disscusion PLS

 

[Tleno]

Sure my commie pall, uncle Sam Tleno doesn't hate you! Hmmm... so I'm thinking what to do with out little space marine beauty Storm Warriors. Should we ignore him until he won't start making real terrains or what?

 

[trolman]

Yes we should,becase the DP is all about making terrain pics to prove your actions.

 

[Tleno]

Yes, and without terrains, on which our RP is based (We can say its half modding half RPing social group) you don't even exist since your existance was not proven. So I say we must ignore all Storm Warriors actions he made until he won't make any terrains about what he did... seriously, what are you doing in Warcraft 3 modding community if you don't even have WC3?

 

[trolman]

I think he has it but doesent know how to make those pics...

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm...
-make a terrain
-Screen Shot button
-Paint
-Save it and upload to THW
-???
-Profit!

What so hard in it?

 

[Legion_King]

after i take a screen shot i have to open photoshop to view it, because it's tga file, then i have to convert it into jpg or something.

 

[trolman]

Well yeah thats it....its just that some people are........stupid......now I feel smart,should i change my avatar to the twisted Einsten?

 

[Tleno]

No you shouldn't. well you can just press screen shot, then press that button that return you to desktop and then you can open the paint and paste the picture...

 

[trolman]

Yeah your right he's too random.So hows tlenotech company?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... the island mover is completely finished... I'll teleport to Draenosh if demons will atttack me...

 

[trolman]

If?They will anyways so why not teleport now so you can fit in with the new enviorment better.

 

[Tleno]

Now you need my help and I can't let the Azeroth fall...

 

[trolman]

You can always sent troops true the portal near my city.Now leave azeroth so I can Take over all the southern Kingdoms make a farewell party.

 

[Tleno]

Sorry, I leave only if it will be nesseseary...

 

[trolman]

oh noes its Sergaras!*points towards a villager in a pit lord costume*You'd better run.We'll hold him here long enough.

 

[Tleno]

Not funny... besides, the teleport is still not prepared... and if you so want to make me leave now, you can make a terrain about it. You can use that undead statue's abilities that restores mana of surrounding units effect (that blue dome) over my island to show that the teleport is activated... but don't forget to create undead army comming near my lands too or something then...

 

[AIagremm]

Succesfull Trol is succesfull!

 

[trolman]

Ok stay.Guess Ill just have my ambassidors kill all the other nation leaders and replace them with my soldiers who look like the leaders becase of magic and secretly control the entire east continent have to cancel that farewell party.

 

[trolman]

Succesfull?Why?

 

[AIagremm]

Never mind. Hm... I wonder what for dinner.

 

[Tleno]

Sorry Trolman, that works only in China where all people already look the same.
Okay Alagremm, have you decided where to teleport my island already? Lets do this! Tleenoooo Jenkinssss!

 

[trolman]

As i said,they will look like the leaders with the help of magic.Anyways could you move the curtain so that my assasian could shoot you you can see the rays of the sun.

 

[AIagremm]

*Tleno stupidly runs through the Hatchery of Sunrise Spire in Draenosh, destroying nether dragon eggs. Next second he is running for his life*

Im thinking of putting it between Sunrise Island and Daraor Island. However if you want you can be between Modaor Semi-island and Sunrise Island.

 

[Tleno]

You want it in Stormkeeper sea's middle maybe?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, that would be too banal and look plain dumb.