The War

[Silly Lil Ant]

Azsure you have a parcel! Inside is:

-a ball of string
-a lettuce
-a turnip
-a note
-a necklace

The note says:

Azsure, I'm sure you are wondering what all these thing are doing in a parcel together! well I'm going to say what they are doing here very brefly! The Ball of string is for your panther! I noticed he didn't have one! The lettuce I will tell you about latter, the note was to tell you all this and the Necklace is for your wife!

Hope you enjoy,
the Big spider in the Sky,
SLA

P.S
You see that big crate? To your right! NO, your other right! Yes, the big one! OMFG, why can't you see it? Geeze, the big one to your right! Anyway, that is for you aswell! Open to find out!

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... no. Those names are not what I want... hey, its not just a super-soldier of doom, he has his own feeling to you know...

 

[AIagremm]

Sparkey?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Affectus'lanx(emotion Scale =p)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hm I will try and think of one that isn't gotten from Latin now =p

 

[Tleno]

No no no. Actually first I tough I could have a mutated dog ("Sparky, fetch the stick.. no, not the matter conductir, Spa*Boom*") named Sparky... but no.
Hmmm... I'm not sure... it should be short name, not to stupid, serious, aggressive or passive name... and no allousions to Pyritie and Lirch!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Ligna? Doesn't mean anything that I know of, just came out of my head =p

 

[Tleno]

Sounds like Liga, which in Lithanian means sickness/desease...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=p doh, Liboos?

 

[AIagremm]

Koer?

 

[Tleno]

Stop with that L, I hate L... maybe something from S/E/K? I kinda like those letters... but whatever...

 

[Tleno]

Koer? Sounds nice... but weird... but something close...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Ekos, I know it isn't similar to Koer but oh well (to be honest I'm just saying letters that fit but don't mean anything to me =p)

 

[Tleno]

Ekos sounds like ecology, and you know what I think about that...
Koeran soujnds like Korean... lol... we should make some kinda like random word discussion at Random Lulzers... its weird that its not hard for me to create a name of a place, but harder to make a name for a living thing.. same thing with drawing them - my living creatures look like poo and... well architecture is descent enough...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

It is because you are a peasent, a builder!

 

[Tleno]

Still, hmmm... I kinda got inspired by Fallout 3 death claws to have a lizardman companion... Hmmm... maybe a name that sounds kinda like similar to the word "claw"?

 

[AIagremm]

Raclow?

 

[Tleno]

Sounds like a pokemon...

 

[trolman]

lol i totaly fogot about the seige of Theramore city...gonna make the report now....

 

[Tleno]

Clawr? Clawren? Clawer? Clown?

 

[Tleno]

I kinda like Clawren. What do you think guys?

 

[trolman]

sounds girly

 

[Tleno]

I was thinking about that too... but hey, its a hermophrodite clone, so it doesn't have a gender... right?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... Clawen? Cla... Clawern... Clawus... Clawsen... Cla... Cla... Pie... Cla... hmmm.... I still like the Clawren...

 

[trolman]

well its hard to tell the gender of the animals so i guess you can say that he's a freak that doesent have any.....
your playing god tleno....

 

[Tleno]

What? I made it genderless so that it couldn't ,you know, increase it population... plus I've inserteded a loyality chip magic thing inside his brane...

 

[AIagremm]

Clawren sounds nice. So be it!

 

[Azsure]

Omg! thank you Big Spider in the sky! =D
Hmm, what should I do with the lettuce? give it to Evillizard? or make a salad?

 

[trolman]

What was in that crate?...

 

[Azsure]

That big crate he said? hmm, I still don't know...

 

[trolman]

BTW the seige of Theramore city will be longer becase Admiral Proudmore's fleet came to their aid so it could last another day. (too lazy to make a pic :3 )

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You can't see it still!?!? The big one that says AZSURE in big letters! It has a Turtle in it! A baby sea turtle to be exact! It's parents were killed by undead! I couldn't let it die, so I killed those undead before they killed it! Feed it the lettuce, it will forever follow you and be friends with your Panther!

P.S

I call him George!

 

[trolman]

So it will grow into a giant Dragon Turtle?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

One day! But depends on how much Azsure nertures it!

 

[trolman]

But will the panter and Clare react good towards it?And will azsure?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

The Panther should, but I don't know about Azsure or Clare!

 

[trolman]

Rly i tought the bigest problem would be there becase the panter would whant to eat the turtle.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Nah, the shell would hurt! Panthers arn't dumb!

 

[trolman]

Good point....

 

[Azsure]

Yeah, they aren't ¬¬
Of course! I will take care of it like if it was my pet. I will feed it and... hmm, should it needs some medicines for sea turtles or anti-rabies?

 

[trolman]

Rage?Lol
How are you going to raise a sea turtle in a small Lordaeron forest?

 

[Azsure]

That can be a problem... let's see... hmm... hrmm...hrrmmm!!

 

[trolman]

Well since youre allready in a forest near the capital i suggest you elfs move to the coast of the river,or in the city.That way the turtle could have access to water amd your people would be able to cool off in the hot summer.

 

[Azsure]

True, good idea. Though almost all the female elves are always in bikini

 

[trolman]

See they wont even have to change clothes
So what is it,coast or capital?

 

[Azsure]

Let's see... I think if I move to Silverpine Forest would be perfect because it's the half road between Dalaran and Captail City as well it's close to a coast.

 

[trolman]

Silverpine Forest?Well not really its far away from both the Capital and Dalaran but ok.... and you dont really need coasts you could use rivers.

 

[Azsure]

Oh true, it haves a lot of rivers (like the one where Tyrande falls when the bridge broked) But if I move I may no longer be able to protect the portal as Alagremm tasked me...

 

[trolman]

Well the river that cuts true the center of my capital,continues down,abit to the north from your current base and the portal location,so you could expand to the north were the river is or you can also moove a little to the west in one of the capital's sectors.You would still take 20 minutes to travel to the portal.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm, you could always dig a lake!