The War

[Azsure]

A: Yeah, right. You can't trust in a knight's word: "My favourite color is blue.... no... yellow"

 

[trolman]

T:Its neither of them....but I'll never tell anyone!

 

[Azsure]

A: Hmm, Gray?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Let me gues... black?

 

[trolman]

T:The truth is that even I dont know....

 

[AIagremm]

A: So... the show goes on?

 

[trolman]

T:I gues it does.

 

[AIagremm]

A: Any questions?

 

[trolman]

T:Ok here's one why you whant a new Alagremm?We have 2 already????

 

[AIagremm]

A: One actually. Plus Its just a backup plan if I get killed(and I wont xD).

 

[trolman]

T:Really? *picks up sellphone*Abort mission,repeat abort mission!
Now were was I???Oh yeah what are you going to do about the Burning Legion Invasion.They're in Azeroth but they could come to Draenorsh too.

 

[AIagremm]

A: I'll just call Yoda! Or I will use mine and Ner'zhuls powers to unleash the fury of the world itself on them.

 

[trolman]

T:Yoda???Oh this just in ladys and gentelmen,George Lucas is going to sue Alagremm for copywrights....more updates abou that later.
Moving on to my question,So what,you're a spaceman?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Wha?

 

[trolman]

T:Wrong awnser!Your supposed to awnser-No actually I'm a plumber. And then we will all laugh....
But whatever this interview could never be that awsome...lets see what other questions I've got......ah here it is,What are your plans for the future?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Uhm... I dont know.

 

[trolman]

T:Ok this interview is getting boring and my ratings are low for the last part of the show for today (hopefully not) why dont you say or ask something?

 

[AIagremm]

T: Why did you order 16 Emitter Towers from TLENO Intitative, which is supposed to be secret, even more, they were brought to you by TlenOps and you paid the cash to TlenoTech. But I know that Tleno would never sell the experimental A-radiation emitters, especially to you.

 

[trolman]

T:Wha?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Answer!

 

[trolman]

T:I didnt order any Emitter Towers!They're too high teched for my style...

 

[AIagremm]

A: Masaraksh!

 

[trolman]

T:?????

 

[Tleno]

*Warning! Spoiler! He's just allousing to Russian "Inhabited Island" movie*
T: Well I didn't sold him any, actually what he bought from me was 25 boxes of Tamiflu (Pylon effect removing potion to cure his people) and a PlayKnight™ magazine.

 

[trolman]

T:Oh that deal.Yeah it was Tamiflu.

 

[Tleno]

T: ...And PlayKnight magazine... Oh, look, new shield polish that smells like strawberries! Oh, and Miss Bladebane the fifth giving her interwiew!

 

[trolman]

T:Should totaly get one of those for my sister.

 

[Tleno]

T: Strawberry polish? There are other flavours like Vanilla, Coffee beans and other types of berries... but I personally would recommend you to buy the one that smells like Mayorella...

 

[trolman]

Ill take teh starwbery one.....

 

[Tleno]

Oh, sorry, but because of the not-pie related incident the factory produces now only the mayorella polish...

 

[trolman]

T:Ok mayorella it is....

 

[Tleno]

T: Just don't forget to sign this contract that tells makes me not responsible for any death my products caused!

 

[trolman]

T:WTF no wai then!

 

[Tleno]

T: But then you'll get the MAyorella for half of price!

 

[trolman]

T:But it will kill my sister?!?!?

 

[dead-man-walking]

D-M-W: Hopefully Not.

 

[trolman]

T:Still i think I'll get her a new horse for tomorow.And I'll give the necklace to Tiri.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh Trolman! sorry to say this but you got cond! I gave you a rusty old Necklace!

Items removed:
1 x Mystery box
1 x Rusty old Necklace

Items recieved:
1 x Deed to Silvermoon

 

[trolman]

What the?Give me the real necklace or silvermoon will be raised to the ground.

 

[AIagremm]

Tricky, tricky... I smell a war >

 

[trolman]

Well yeah we had a deal the box and magic necklace for Silvermoon city.I mean what am I supposed to give to Tiri for tomorow?I whanted the necklace for her....cuz guys dont wear necklaces and i bearly have any spells.

 

[AIagremm]

War I say! War!

 

[trolman]

You're just trying to find an excuse not to be in home so you wouldnt have to give Keleesa any gifts arent you?

 

[AIagremm]

No... maybe. I just want to see some action. In... da beginning, you would pulverize him.

 

[trolman]

Aha!I knew it!Anyways yes if he doesesnt give me the real necklace till 13:00 GMT I'll attack.For now my forces are stationed around the city.

 

[Tleno]

Yay for the war! I know we just can't live without it...

 

[trolman]

That is ture...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

you do realise there are none of my troops in Silvermoon and that the Elves wont take too kindly to you attacking their home?

 

[trolman]

You do realise that the elfs are under my power?And youre not there?Good then the city remains mine.But i have the box...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I have the deed so it is mine! Also not all elves are under your control! And I can get them to do my bidding because I am Nerubian! I could lay waste to your kingdom with your own people! So watch your tongue Human!