The War

[trolman]

Everything's on LOW and the game lags becase my PC is uber newber.

 

[Tleno]

Oh my holy potato of communism on a stick of lies! Is that really true?! And are the minimal requirements low enough to work even on shitiest computer and... how did you got it?!

 

[trolman]

Well it aint that bad but its bad also I downloaded it from teh zamunda.net
Right Now im gauthering a carrier fleet and I'll post a screenie when im done currently there are olnly 2 carrers

 

[AIagremm]

Gimme the link! Gimme the link!

 

[AIagremm]

Its a fuckin' 3D Starcraft! I wanna play as humans and then as protoss!

 

[Tleno]

Wait, are you both actually pirating the best game humanity ever knew except the Warcraft 4, Starcraft 3 and other future games that are still not finished?! You scum! How can you steal something that is... so... so... so great!!! Thats right, how can you steal something so great?! Okay, now you have to wash your sins by deleting this game from your hardrive and... hmmm... giving me the link to this evil so I could... errr... purdge it!

 

[trolman]

Die stupid humans!
Anyways whats in it for me?

 

[Tleno]

Why everything looks like covered in hexagons in picture 2?

 

[trolman]

Its from the terrain tile.

 

[Tleno]

Weird... so anyway I should better wait for the beta or the licenced Russian version...

 

[trolman]

Which will come out in 20 years.....

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. Anyway, I expected more from the models and graphics.

 

[Tleno]

So what?! I am good man and God will bless me by letting me avoid low ping and noobs! And you will be cursed forever to lag and crush! Muahahaha again!

 

[Tleno]

At least you don't make terrains about how the soviet Trolmania is colonizing the space before TlenoTech and Triumvirate even making a spaceship...

 

[Tleno]

At least you don't make terrains about how the soviet Trolmania is colonizing the space before TlenoTech and Triumvirate even making a spaceship...

 

[trolman]

No its just that my PC is ghay and cant run them good enough......

 

[Tleno]

Still, God (Sammy) would make it lag less if you would be good boy...

 

[AIagremm]

Bob will protect me.

 

[trolman]

Bleh NO!Well if you guys arent intrested,then i just have this to say.
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED!

 

[Tleno]

So who's betraying Warcraft now? At least I'm gonna wait until it will be released... besides the real reason why I don't pirate this goodness is that it doesn't have Glaxy editor and campaing and I hate melees....

 

[trolman]

Well this isnt really betraying,im not going anywere and i dont wanna play sc cuz it looks ugly cuz my PC sucks so im not leaving warcraft for the beta starcraft.

 

[Tleno]

...Plus becauce your PC lags with it?!

 

[trolman]

it sure does :\

 

[AIagremm]

Protoss buildings rule! Trolman you know that you can play Alliance, Old Gods and Draenei in Starcraft?

 

[trolman]

Alliance-terran
Old Gods-zerg
Draenei-protoss

 

[trolman]

So,anyone wanna talk about something daily peon,war related?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... so we are definetly gonna continue our war in space, right? Hmmm, I can even start the manhating project to create my errr... space... nuclear... travel... thingy... I'll call it spaceship!

 

[trolman]

Um no,starcraft will be shit for me so i guess we'll stick to good old war3...

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm, okay, back to our booring old war without spaceships... so what are we gonna do now? Looks like currently there's nothing going on.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm, I'm wating fr LK to return and do revege on us... then it should become fun!

 

[AIagremm]

Why not Sargeras, or Evillizard?

 

[trolman]

Wasnt sargeras killed?Also if LK attacks that means that Evilizard is attacking too

 

[AIagremm]

True, true. Sargeras isnt dead by the way.

 

[trolman]

But doesent he have a tomb?Which means he should be dead.And if he was alive why would he let ilidan steal his eye?

 

[AIagremm]

The Eye isnt an eye.
Also the Tomb is for his physical form and his artifacts.
After he was defeated by Aegwynn he put himself in her womb, what a pervert.

 

[trolman]

But why would he return right now?And what happened with you and Keleesa?The story isnt over i know.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I dont have any time lately, so I think when I will do it I will skip right to the grand finale.

 

[trolman]

What do you mean Grand Finale?

 

[AIagremm]

Guess.

 

[trolman]

Marriage,a little blue alien,oldgods kill her and you sweare to avenge her by killing every single old god but the cops think you did it so theyre after you?

 

[AIagremm]

Only the first one.

 

[trolman]

There better be cake And dont forget to invite me and Tiri.
Anyways ive heard that the fallen titan Sergaras has returned!

 

[trolman]

bump

 

[AIagremm]

Make a pic, will ya?

 

[dead-man-walking]

Sergaras? I thought it was spelled Sargeras.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmmm, since I've created that diplomatic status thingy, I have also created the new...

Daily Peon
The most reliable source of news on Tleno's island

So, basically I'm just gonna tell you funny or related to RP or whatever news, related to my island and other things. Its not a new discussion, I'm gonna post it here or at Daily Peon discussion...

 

[trolman]

Fine I'll make it later but how does sergaras look anyways???
And yes we need news form your island.

 

[Tleno]

Daily Peasant News Bath:
-Tlenowhereian Institute of Fast Food and Rat Poison has invented a new type of snack food: Mayorella. It looks like mayonesse and tastes like Mocarella.
-Tleno has declared that he played only demo version of Tropico 3, GyroCorp owner Gyro is shocked.
-Paranoid Pictures has presented it's new documentary vision movie: Up!™, which tells the story of inventing the first Gyrocopter.
-Bussiness news: Tlenotech stocks not are rising! Experts predict that its related to the fact they can't rise more than 100%.
-Tleno's Island hospital reports that 8 people were poisoned. They say that the reason of poisoning is strange mass that looks like mayonesse and tastes like mosarella!

 

[AIagremm]

Wow, sign me on! Send me each new issue of the newspaper in my office in the Temple of Karabor. However, Ner'zhul was really annoying lately so I made a backup office in the Spire. I praise that he doesnt ge tthat issue by accident. He will laugh me to death.

 

[Tleno]

Sure thing! Oh, if you will subscribe for Daily Peasant for more than 3 months, you'll also get a free jar or mayorella!