The War

[AIagremm]

Im not making it. The whole idea is too cool to be a pic. PLus first we ned to begin the war, attack hippieland, get to the portal and then the fun will begin.

So... shall we begin the Fifth War?

 

[trolman]

I was talking about the one about you and the draenei chick.
Well i still got possible trolman soldiers to save and have a weding...
But you could go ahed and start it,i might join later.

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, as you said I need time to restore the power of Triumvirate and get a girlfriend. Then we will storm Argus!

"Though my soul was one of the first to be depowered by your evil... now thousands more are trapped within this pot... and they cry out... for release!"
"Let them come... Smokepot hungers!"

 

[trolman]

Lol so when are you gonna do teh pic?

 

[AIagremm]

No idea.

"Without their masters comman, the restless hippies will be an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained. There must always be... an Evillizard."

 

[trolman]

Doh'
We could make up some NPC for a hippie leader.

 

[AIagremm]

No... there is another.

 

[trolman]

Who?
And MAKE THAT PIC!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

News!!!

Tha trial of endurance has begun,mon!

 

[Evillizard]

How come you guys aren't blaming Trolman or Alagremm for this? They started the war. I made Argus into a wonderland, a peace for all people. I wouldn't have rescued Varimathras or Sylvanas if they weren't in peril, it is a sanctuary for all. Not to mention I just destroyed Blizzard's idea of the 4th Expansion, Return of Sargeras.

 

[AIagremm]

You destroyed the Fifth. THe Fourth is the Gret Sea expansion.
ALso there will be Emerald Dream, which I think will rather be a a mini continent.

 

[trolman]

A sanctuary for all criminals and evil dowers that is,evillizard.But right now I have troops to save and a weding to do so you'll just have to wait and enjoy the rest of your days...

 

[AIagremm]

Also, Im pretty sure that your boy will be some sort of a Guardian.

 

[trolman]

Wasnt it a girl?

 

[Evillizard]

damn, you guys never see the positive side.
THE WAR IS OVER
if you want it to be
There are no countries or regions on Argus, no possession, everything is free, nothing to fight or die for, just a wonderland for everyone to live as one.

 

[Evillizard]

We'll find out what our little Belial will be when she grows up, mmmkay?

 

[Azsure]

I wonder how is inside of Emerald Dream, because Furion wasn't seem to be so bored inside.

 

[AIagremm]

But it was a pure world of eredar, filled with magic, mountains, gems and stuff! Temples, libraries and cities of white stone, high as mountains!
You redeemed the world first, but you corrupted it in your own way.

Why are you so hippy anyway?

 

[trolman]

The war is never over.
And shouldnt she be old by now?

 

[AIagremm]

Well we will find that out when the novel Stormrage will be released this week.

 

[Evillizard]

Why am I such a hippy? The same reason Trolman touches himself at night. It's very relaxing and everyone can enjoy doing it.
Alagremm, you're always welcome on Argus. Argus is big, we still are greening it up, but you can stop the greening of the last portion of Argus.

 

[Azsure]

Trolman does what?! Oo

 

[Evillizard]

Lol, burn.
I'm setting that as my Signature.

Why are you such a hippy?

Why am I such a hippy? The same reason Trolman touches himself at night. It's very relaxing and everyone can enjoy doing it.

 

[Tleno]

O rly?! We can't ally this... hippie! He sells pot to our factories and draws graffiti on our children! Wait... I think I messed up something...

 

[trolman]

Oh you nasty cocksucker,pot smoking fag.....

 

[AIagremm]

Greeing is good. But your hippy corruption and creation of those... mosntrosities*points at green eredar*. Smoking evils everywhere, Arthas, Varimathras, Legion Lords, Sylvanas!

 

[Tleno]

Ewww, Evillzard, you really deserve to die or be re-edecuated as a normal nature hating citizen. People, who wants to conquer Evillzard, raise their hands!!! Oh, and trolman has a girlfriend so he doesn't do that. At least now.

 

[trolman]

Yeah who likes pink so much,evillizard.And your not a girl so my teory about you sucking male dicks is true.

 

[Azsure]

Yes, I don't want people like that in Ashenvale, my sacred homeland, they are pollutants and smoke pot

 

[Evillizard]

In Soviet Trolmania, Pot smoke you.
C'mon guys, I haven't been all bad. See how much happyness I have brough to the world? Sargeras no long wants to devour Azeroth, and neither does Deathwing, and Sylvanas and Varimathrias can ERP without Trade Chat commenting about it.

 

[trolman]

Um no Im not russian.
And remove that shit from your signeture before i swim across the altantic ocean and kick your ass.

 

[Evillizard]

lol fine, but it's funny.

 

[trolman]

No its not.

 

[Azsure]

We start again
"No it's not!!!!!!!!"

 

[Evillizard]

Ok, it's not. I shouldn't have done it because it could be found offensive or inappropriet. I changed it to "In Soviet Trolmania, Cock suck you"

 

[trolman]

Wtf No.Just dont use anyting that involves me.

 

[Evillizard]

Ok, "In Soviet DP, "

 

[Evillizard]

Oh god! I found one that will get people to join the DP!
"In soviet DP, woman **** you."

 

[trolman]

ok fine

 

[Evillizard]

fine? Omg dude you love it so much I know you do

 

[AIagremm]

And you wonder why everyone wants to kill you?

 

[Tleno]

Well, "In Idiot Evillzardia, Evillzard sucks himself!". Happy now?
Okay, so who wants to kill him?! Raise your hands!

 

[Evillizard]

*shoots over everyone's hands*
I said not to kill them!
"They'll live."

 

[trolman]

No not rly Evlzrd.
Yes thats true Alagremm.

 

[Evillizard]

Alagremm, no one hates me, and even if they did I love everyone.
I know why they would have any reason to hate me, it's because they are isolated in a war-engulfed world where peace is foreign. In any case which something is foreign or unknown, it is usually feared.

 

[AIagremm]

Peace foreign? When was the last time you checked Draenosh?
This is the piece the world dreams of, the lucid dream, the balance...

 

[trolman]

No,I hate you becase you turned Tiri into Arthas's whore and you set free the killers of my brother.

 

[Evillizard]

Listen to the song Imagine (and if you like metal like I do, listen to the Perfect Circle cover)
Peace cannot be maintained through fighting, I'm not saying that your peace won't last, infact I think it will last as long as you maintain, but in my world there is no crime, for there is no laws and no one who would wish to do so, there is no war because there is nothing to conquer, for there is no possession. There is nothing to hate for nothing is worth hating.

 

[Evillizard]

trolman, in your land does having a girl friend meaning you own a whore?

 

[Evillizard]

Here are two poems I wrote a while back.
Bowing to Hate
In hate we serve,
We pledge our loyalty
We sacrifice victims
For the master
He betrays us,
But serve we still,
It is not a slave, but a master
A master with brutal Law
But we love it, he is part of us
We are all hate’s children
But of course children fight
In hate we serve,
For Eternity

And

Life is a Child
Life loves you,
As you should it,
But life is abused,
Made a slave
But life is not a whore,
Nor a laberor
Life is a child
You must feed it well,
Train her to achieve
If you treat her badly,
She will rebel
And you will have nothing,
But hate as your master