The War

[AIagremm]

Blood elves joke:
Kael went to Dalaran once. One human said to him "Hey, why so pointy, get it? Pointy ears?" and Kael told him "F*ck off Trolman, suck my horses balls."

 

[trolman]

Doh damn bloodelfs but still not enought,do this,combine something about bloodelfs,undeadand and Tiri and make it long and offencive.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

This one time, when Trolman was out "protecting" his Kingdom, Tiri went up to Lordearon. She was met by an Undead guy. He convinced her to go back to his place, but on the way they were met by a Blood Elf. The Blood Elf and Undead Began to fight. Tiri walked away slowly. But all of a sudden she heard this scary Voice,"Where do you think you are going?" It was an abomination. He shouted at the other two to stop them fighting. The three of them then raped Tiri! The end!

 

[trolman]

MOTHER FUCKERS,BEATING UP MY WIFE LIKE THAT I told her she should have sent someone unimportant to go N buy the lubricant( i know what it is ) but she said no,whats gonna happen!And how dare thos fucking fagots do that to my wife?And WTF shes a really gifted girl..........and skilled in magic too she could kill like 20 of those fucks.Plus form now on all the altars will have guards there and all the shops will be checked for....illegal items.

I AM CURED!

 

[trolman]

GHAR Nice try SLA but i read alagremms post first plus his story was better.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Normal Trolman!!!!

 

[trolman]

Yes Im cured,now if you'll excuse me I got to go to the dungeon and torture some blood elfs.

 

[trolman]

Doh its a spy ofcourse see im smart ^^

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=p also you may want to check on Sylvanas!

I like how i'm the only one who drinks the beer!

 

[AIagremm]

Im making a very importnat(for Trolman) pic about myself.

 

[trolman]

Oh cant wait to see it.
Hmm i kinda dont wanna mess with her right now,the sounds of her screaming like insane becase the ogre is shubing his wooden stick (no its the weapon the ogres have you know,not his ummm what you tought of) up her ass is really loud plus i dont wanna bother them.

 

[AIagremm]

Enough sexual themes, I think.

 

[trolman]

Huh?

 

[Tleno]

Just stop with the sex jokes...

 

[Tleno]

That New Trolville looks so good enough for a trolman that I might go visit it. Only where is the McTrolman restaurant?!

 

[VeljkoM]

Trol jokes never get old...

 

[AIagremm]

Its a trol!

 

[trolman]

i liked the sex jokes more

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, their offensive. Luckily there are only 10 or so females on Hive.

 

[VeljkoM]

You would be surprised Al.

 

[AIagremm]

You are one?!!!

 

[trolman]

That would be really wierd.....
Are you Vel?

 

[VeljkoM]

Does Вељко sound like girl?

 

[trolman]

Hmm your parents were really drunk when they gave you a name xD
Bleh i kinda knew your name was something like that.

 

[AIagremm]

No... well how many are there?

 

[VeljkoM]

It is similar to surname from mothers side. And I didn't really count. Check the "Girl only social group" or something.

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, in Serbian the letter Ь is connected with the consonant?

 

[AIagremm]

There are 8 in the Hivegirsl, but as their threads imply(yes, I am a perverted peeper, ok?), some didnt join.

 

[trolman]

As far as I know there are no posting users who happen to be girls so we could just talk all day about bullshit knowing that everyone will be to lazy to read.So who wants some sex jokes?

 

[AIagremm]

There arent any girls in DP. Guess they're not interested in journalism and crazy wars anymore I gues.

 

[VeljkoM]

љ is a letter of it own. Kinda mix Л Ј
Also why does Russian language use 'ј' so much but there isn't in the word. I saw some book of classmates that learn Russian instead of English and I was stunned with that.

 

[AIagremm]

What letter do you mean by j?

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh do you have j in your alphabet? I think you write it strange like и plus something.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, you mean Й?

 

[VeljkoM]

Maybe? Not sure since I had luck to learn english. Old communist system still works in some villages unfortunately.

 

[trolman]

Oh I have that too!Its like an upgraded и but used for words that have и its used to seperate single from multi person in the word.(will you guys understand this?)

 

[VeljkoM]

Just Горки on serbian which means bitter. Tho I may have found wrong writer.

 

[VeljkoM]

But what wanders me now why there isn't in serbia Й? Tho j was added around 1800-1900.

 

[trolman]

Bleh cant we talk about something else?I feel like im in the madhouse.

 

[VeljkoM]

You mean school right? Well how about...who is next target?

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno?

 

[trolman]

Yes i do its just like one with all the insane teachers the barrs at the windows,cameras watching your every move,the fact that its painted in yellow (which is a relaxing color,they use it to for madhouses) and i've heard rumors about uniforms next year......

Anyways Our next target is....unknown at the moment

 

[VeljkoM]

Here one school was girl prisons in old days. Today it is school with only guys. Strange right?

 

[trolman]

Well they both have the same purpose and i bet they were going to do that to the old commie jail in my town too but since its on the island they decided to turn it into a normal jail

 

[VeljkoM]

My school on other hand has nothing that can stop us from leaving. Just open the doors and you are free!

 

[trolman]

Well yeah mine too But sometimes the school administators are bitches and lock the other 2 doors.(not the main one) so everywere you go you gotta go from the main door and thats very anoying plus what if theres a fire?Youre doomed!

 

[VeljkoM]

I guess there isn't anywhere to go. Graveyard isn't really best place to be.

 

[VeljkoM]

Thank god we still have teacher books for that.

 

[trolman]

Well my town also has a school near the graveyard
Last year when i finished the 8th grade i had to chose if i wanna go to my old school (about 200m form home)or go to the graveyard one (about 2km) so lazy me chose the old school

Well if youre a skilled hacker you could hack into the programm and give everyone 6 so everyone but the teachers are happy.

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. All absences, all notes and remarks, everything is in there! We cannot hide from its All-Seeing Eye!