The War

[trolman]

Doh I tought there was going to be a war :/

 

[AIagremm]

Annex means that you pronounce yourself ruler of something, for example a country annexing a small province next to it.

Even though it will be territory of Triumvirate we'll still pay rent.

 

[AIagremm]

It isnt the way of Triumvirate Trolman.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

I do agree to those terms, and hope it will ensure a lasting friendship between our two nations. But we will have an embassy there.

 

[trolman]

But it sounds like the way of the hippies Alagremm.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Ok, I now have the embassy ready, feel free to take over Exarch!

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, I sent my forces there. Hm... I should make the tabard of Triumvirate!

Also this isnt the way of the hippies its the way of balance and Twilight.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Heheh. Ruler pays rent to a country who it annexed? I LoLed hard.
Triumvirate Tabard? Light, Shadows, Arcane, Nature, Earth, and Metals.

 

[trolman]

And whats a tabard?

 

[dead-man-walking]

Something like a clothing worn over armor to symbolize a nation's mark on war.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

It usually shows a crest.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Yes. I mean a crest. Not a mark.

 

[trolman]

Oh ok thanks.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Currently, GyroCORP is searching for buyers to import gas from its vast stores of Cercene Gas. It will make all steam boilers work 40% more efficient, it is excellent for heating purposes in general, and it can be used to kill things in at least 70 different ways! Don´t worry, it is 100% safe in a verified container.

 

[Tleno]

Gas?! Sounds attractive! How much do you want?!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Foruantely we also have a Ranger force that is in Northerend! If anyone finds them they will be rewarded 20,000 gold.
And we are not Orcs!
We are 90% human and 10% elf! We have severed all connections to all kingdoms since the first war!
And our Famous Knights will help! http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/...unted-149954/?prev=c=3&t=1&r=20&d=list&page=2
And our famous Footman!
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/...617s-footman-154741/?prev=d=list&r=20&c=3&t=1
We are some of the Greatest warriors to ever live but We only recieve one thing in return! FOOD! and Lumber!

 

[Tleno]

Right...
So anyhow, I'm thinking of allying with Gyro and making an Industrial Shephard Conglometrate if he will agree. I mean, we both like Tropico 3 and we are intrested in technology. And I still would be Alagremms ally, even more than Gyro's since I had lot of experience with him and we both are intrested in knowledge and hooking some hot chicks... *Gets slapped by the wife* ...Ouch!

 

[trolman]

Lol teh tech alliance

Wait so what are you then Stormwarrior?

 

[Tleno]

Probably some non tech or knowledge guy, so I'm not intrested in him...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Still awaiting reply!

Dear Mr.Tleno of Tlenotech,
I am glad to say the prototypes of the Ice flinger and the Nerub-hall were very interesting! I would like to discuss the cost of the blueprints for these most benifical products!

Yours faithfully
Silly Lil Ant's financal reprentative

Stewart McSquizzy (Dwarf)

 

[Tleno]

Dear Mr. McSquizzy (Dwarf),
I appreciate your... whatever I should be appreciated by.
Sice now there's a war between trolman and undead, most of material prices are very high, so the price of the blueprints are rising. Now, we would like you to pay us 3 carts of gold and one treasure filled chest.

Your's faithfully,
Tleno The owner Of TlenoTech (Human)

Here, are you happy now?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

yes I am happy now! I can begin my seige! 3 carts of gold and one treasure filled chest is coming your way!

 

[Gyrosphinx]

My dear Tleno, offer accepted El Presidenté! I´ll look forward to work with you!

 

[AIagremm]

The Island awaits...

 

[Gyrosphinx]

I´ll open a connection from the portal of portal town to Tleno´s castle, much cheaper than moving the island to Gyrotopia!

 

[AIagremm]

I didnt mean Tleno's Island. Plus Tleno has his Cascadal Portal-o-Matic thingy.

I mean... the Island.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Oh... sry!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Reinforcements have arrived!

 

[trolman]

I saw em.

 

[Azsure]

We came to aid you as well SLA.

 

[trolman]

Fight on my friends,we've almost pushed them back inside!

 

[AIagremm]

Extra, extra!

NEWS!

 

[Azsure]

Loooool Alagremm! you made my day now
But why am I about to vomit?

 

[trolman]

I dont get it.

 

[AIagremm]

Just other races enjoying the dwarven culture.
But come on, just look at that poor gnome!

 

[trolman]

Yeah and it could be a 2 headed dwarf becase theyre both wearing the same armor.

 

[Azsure]

Hmm, also there's a little girl with the dwarf of the right side.

 

[trolman]

That was the gnome.

 

[AIagremm]

And just look at her! Thats just sad... and funny!

 

[Azsure]

Yeap!

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah just noticed shes drunk
Also I'll be doing a war update so i need some info....
Ok see so it will be teh 4 of us at the inner gates of the Citadel,the home of Arthas.So i just need Azsures new model and some info on whos leading your attack force alagremm.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I brought my new seige weapon aswel! it is a few pages back. what will be cool is if us 4 walk inside to face Arthas while our Armies are fighting the Undead outside

 

[AIagremm]

I am leading my attack force. Neltharaku is leading nether dragons and I am leading the Tempest and fleet.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

also when we are fighting Arthas I will reveal why spiderling is so specail!

 

[trolman]

Well like any boss,arthas is on the top of the citadel so we have to fight true alot of undead till we get to him.Also seige units are too big and usless in closed doors.Olnly Realpeope,secondery NPC charecters and elite units will go inside,the rest have to stay outside and fight off the undead.

 

[trolman]

Yeah but witch of you alagremm mediv or vlem?And whos neltharaku?Plus there are olnly real people and main NPCs and elite units allowed,aka the main person,his generals/family and elite units.

 

[Azsure]

The model is from General Frank, "Hero Tigerian Slicer"
But it has the White tiger's skin, so you have to import this texture in World Editor and use this custom path: Units\NightElf\HeroMoonPriestess\PriestessOfTheMoon.blp

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

okay then the spiderling, Stewart McSquizzy( Mountain king model), some seers and me from my army.

 

[trolman]

K got it people.

 

[Azsure]

Wait, use this texture because the other one doesn't have replaceament color.