The War

[Gyrosphinx]

Then, you might want our Builders-for-Hire, reqruited directly from... er... you don´t wanna know... but they know how to work efficient and can stand on any surface while working! Hire now!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

How much for 2000 Workers? I have so much building to be done!

 

[Gyrosphinx]

That will be roughly 8000 gold!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

My kingdom has be aroud for a long time! And looking at the records, your prices are the cheapest! Lets hope the quality of the work is good! Here is 8000 Golds=) send them to the main enterance of Azjol-Nerub, they will be greeted with the warmest of welcomes

 

[trolman]

Hmm can you show me your catalogue of seige units?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

My workers will arrive shortly.

Trolman, as you can see, we provide the latest in semi-automatic, pneumatic, catapults and trebuchets. Gas-operated, Fully-Automatic, Ballistae. Microwave Decimators, and the latest in Steamrollers. Here is our catalouge, check it out!

 

[trolman]

I dont want steamrollers or steamtanks or seige engines or whatever,theyre too expencive,hard to maintain and not my style.Im more of a medival man,i like catapults,this is how my current catapults look like:https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/models-530/catapult-v1-121016/?prev=search=catapult&d=list&r=20
But theyre still to slow and look too orcish,i want something that looks humanmade and medival.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Well, our latest medieval trebuchet is from a top quality manufacturer and I can warmly recommend it to you.

 

[trolman]

Gee i dont know,it looks really unmobile and with a very big minimal range.Plus it looks to big and hard to transport and build.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Then, if you want something a little bit simpler, I think this one will fit you just perfectly. But keep in mind that the trebuchet can hurl a 1.2 ton boulder around 160 meters, just thin of what it can do with a standard projectile! And in the hands of a skilled crew, it can be easily packed and unpacked as well as moved.

 

[Tleno]

Oh no, sheep zappin' my customers! Looks like I'll have to cancel my lazyness for a while, increase racce and terrain production rate and sell more product to my beloved customeers...
So first of all, trolman, I've got a special idea for you... so instead of catapults or whatever which need lots of wood that would decrease the navy production rates, I present you the... Bombard Grenades!!! These are special grenades that look like gycopter bombs. You can throw them like grenades, drop like bombs, use like mines and even shoot like rockets from Tlenotech TR-47 assault muskets! This is the most ultimate explosive ever!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I know this is slightly off topic but, anyone got any ideas for another hero in my Melee map(hero Tavern one, already have Nerubian champion and Gnome Warlock)

tleno i have just realised I have no Siege weapon to use when attacking the Lich King! Do you have any that wouldn't be difficult for a creature like me to opperate?

 

[Tleno]

Here, take this uber awesome cannon, you also get 10 cannonballs for every you buy!
http://xgm.ru/page/4148/download
And these are the most advanced transformer catapults that can be used as trebutchets!
http://xgm.ru/page/4138/download
Also, we have uniforms for your human mages.
http://xgm.ru/page/4072/download
Need a baloon for my Bombard Grenades?!
http://xgm.ru/page/4063/download
And since Trolmanian Empire never had the problems with reqruits, you can allways use grenadiers throwing bombs!
http://xgm.ru/page/3904/download

 

[Tleno]

Silly Lil and, you could allways use magically encanted Pylons that fly and shoot lasers... or you can use... let me think a little...
Hey, what do you think about this "Nerub town hall"?
http://xgm.ru/page/3783/download
Hey, what about facless ones with heavy mace to crush buildings?
http://xgm.ru/page/3740/download
Or what about ice catapult?!
http://xgm.ru/page/3555/download

 

[trolman]

I like your idea of a seige unit tleno,ill take 30 of those tre things.

 

[Tleno]

What things? Bombs? then you can take that model from my last link in first post, there is a model of missle, item (Or attachment) and unit. You can also use a balloon for those bombs. oh, and that catapult-trebutchet transformin thing is great too! I can sell you blueprints of them for 12 bags of gold.

 

[trolman]

Nah bombs/granades are too modern for me.I was talking about the trebutchet thing,it looks like something the empire could use,tell you what,I'll give you 20 and youll give me the blueprints and 5 allready build catapults becase i need them for the seige.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I can't see them in game, are there any spercific paths that they have to have (can see faceless one though)

 

[Tleno]

Sure, take them! Here's your change! *gives back 2 smaller bags of silver*
You know, I think Gyro is going to reverse engineer the technology of all of us and then become the only monopolist here!

 

[trolman]

Doh he doesent eaven have a charecter so dont worry that much.

Oh SLA you could add a Dark Knight to your map.....

 

[Tleno]

hmmm... you can search for these and more models at www.xgm.ru . Only thing that its Russian tough... hey, I'm gonna make a propaganda radio... ugh, voice vision propaganda show... to the Halleluah vision control tower!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I like the Catapults and the Nerub Town Hall! how much for the blueprints?

 

[trolman]

Moar like a newspaper becase radio/tv is too modern for WC.

 

[Tleno]

No, remember me with Alagremm having CO (Crystal orbs) and MB (Marble blocks) as TVs? Those blue crystals in Halleluah city's centre are generating the visions (TV/radio shows).

 

[trolman]

Yeah but thats magic so its ok.Also I checked out that site it had some really cool models.

 

[trolman]

Hey i was just wondering how do the walls of Icecrown citadel look?

 

[AIagremm]

They look like some dark blue metal. Called saronite. In honor of Yogg-Saron. It is his dark blood after all.

Anyway, why arent we fighting the Lich King yet? Tempest is tired of hanging near the Citadel and doing nothing but insulting the cultists, liches, mad scientists and other horrbile mosntrosities.

Oh and here's your money Gyro. Anyway, Im going to support TlenoTech now, it is main source of Triumvirate income after all.

 

[trolman]

Well I am attacking rightnow.But im wondering how to create those walls....hmm guess i'll just go with cliff N walls

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Ok, Alagremm, my Airforce will help you for free to crush the undead, they have twin auto-bolters and napalm bombs at their disposal!

 

[AIagremm]

Hey it is actually yours! But no thanks, I have nether dragons, dragonhawks and flying ships.

 

[trolman]

Theyre a bit too modern talking sheep,how about just the normal flying machines.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

They are made with hand-made dwarven engines! Of course they´re modern! But they´re just improved Flying Machines with aero-dynamical designs!

 

[trolman]

Well ok but olnly if theire elite units and in small number,they can be followed by some flyingmachines.

 

[AIagremm]

Cant wait for the corporation war in Gyrosphinxia!

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Hand-Made engines takes some time to do, so only around 30 of these aircraft exists, but we also have a relative large force of gyrocopters at our disposal, should the need arise!

 

[trolman]

Im probably not gonna join that one plus i have my own Lordaeron crusade to begin.

Also talking sheep why dont you come and join us at the battlefield at Icecrown Citadel?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

I will, look for me at the end of the week!

 

[trolman]

What?

 

[Gyrosphinx]

It takes some time getting an army from Gyrotopia to Icecrown you know.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hmm Mr.Sheepy you are starting to sound like Gandalf!

 

[trolman]

Pff by the end of next week,Icecrown citadel will be destroyed/full with fresh armys of undead.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Oh shi... for got "at dawn", then it would have been even more gandalfy!

And I would hope to move my troops faster, but have no big hopes. However my airforce is at Alagremm´s disposal at Icecrown already.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, first we need to kill LK.

Anyway, Im going to get control of Storm Peaks and a small place in Tiristfal Glades, named Tiristfal Grove.

Also, Im possibly going to annex Orttrath.

 

[trolman]

I just want Tiri,venganse for the people of Lordaeron and the skull of arthas.
Lordaeron belongs to the frosaken,so eaven if the Lich King is dead,I would have to take the land by force.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Good luck Exarch!

And we will welcome you at Ortthrath!

 

[AIagremm]

Do you know what annex means?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Dear Mr.Tleno of Tlenotech,
I am glad to say the prototypes of the Ice flinger and the Nerub-hall were very interesting! I would like to discuss the cost of the blueprints for these most benifical products!

Yours faithfully
Silly Lil Ant's financal reprentative

Stewart McSquizzy (Dwarf)

 

[trolman]

I just found out >

 

[AIagremm]

Well, we will still pay rent.

 

[Gyrosphinx]

Annex is when two minorities merges I think, or it might be you taking authority in Orttrat.