The War

[Evillizard]

Trolman, why are you using a dildo?
What skills? You mean my army of kirbys?
<(o.o<) = = = = ¬(-.-¬) RAWR!
^(-.-)^ <('.'v) That's the one officer!
(>b^.^)v Approved
t('.'t)
<(^.^)> v(^.^)v (>^.^)> <( )> <(^.^<) Dance!
(*.*(O----(^.^O<) Pwnt!
(>(>O.O)> Buttsmex!
I gots tons moer!

 

[trolman]

Oo you are tooo uber!

 

[Evillizard]

I know right

 

[trolman]

ya lul all that skill!:O

 

[Evillizard]

:/ Lul = Dutch for Dick

 

[trolman]

Forgot again

 

[AIagremm]

OMG, Trolman you hit the 1111th post!

 

[trolman]

O mah gawd!Just need to hit teh 1337th and then i will be the true peon!

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, Im pleased with some of you. Im pleased with Aszure. A bit pleased with SiLiAnt, because he should has remained neutral. Pleased with Wolfe who began exploiting my wolrd. Pleased with... oh well the list ends here.
The rest of you disappoint me! A bit. And if I will be destroyed along with Draenosh, I will create the Temple.

 

[trolman]

Meh i get that ALOT at school and home.
Whos gonna destroy you and what temple?

 

[AIagremm]

No one. Im just saying that I didnt work enough on Draenosh so I may shatter it to pieces like Outland.
Temple... it'll be a secret >

 

[trolman]

Lol rly?How can a hole planet explode just like that.Draenor got fked becase of Portals but you have olnly 2.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I never said I stabilized Draenosh >
Pus it will never be as awesome as Draenor.

 

[trolman]

Lets hope it doesent get invaded by anything...

 

[Azsure]

I would like to, Trolman, but it's toooo far...

 

[trolman]

Why not?Youve got ships,money,power,a beautiful wife and a huge army,all thanks to me and all i want is for you to come to the roof of the world,join me and the nerubians in our quest to defeat the slayer of milions,the master of undead,the falen prince arthas.After witch you'll get a big slice of all the money and terretory the lich king had.But you say NO.Well we'll see when your wife gets a letter about how her father died and who her husband really is.

 

[Azsure]

I hear enough, let's rock!!!!

 

[trolman]

Yay!Are you gonna make a pic about it or should I?(im gonna go to bed (school tomorow) in like half an hour so its quality wont be perfect)

 

[Azsure]

Hmm, let's see... I'll take care of that, I just hope that Evillizard won't attack my homeland while I'm killing.

 

[trolman]

Well you're part of the Triumvirate so lets hope he'll be quiet.And becase of the timezones and wow he wont be very active
But take your wife and everyone dear for you.You have no idea (or maybe you do if you've seen the older news reports)what Evillizard capable of dooing >:|

 

[Azsure]

Evillizard's dark archives? :O
How bad can be?

 

[Evillizard]

... I'm pretty sure my friend Evillizerd and his raid of 25 people will take care of the lich king themselves, but if you want to go with an army that's fine. And I'm not going to attack you, don't worry. My portal has nothing to do with Draenor, Outland, Azeroth, or Draenosh. It goes far deeper.

 

[trolman]

How bad?First he joined into a war that wasnt his buisness.Then he attacked me for no apperant reason,well he attacked my old capital witch was in ruins anyways.Then during the civil war,i trusted him into helping me get my capital back.So he did,later my wife Tiri was killed.And do you know what he did?He brought her back as an undead abomination for that i can NEVER forgive him,after that the Lich King with his control over the undead saw Tiri and made her the Lich Queen.Thats one of the reasons Im going to fight the legion now.So Tiri can finaly rest in peace,and not be arthas's sex slave.
And Evillizard can be a jerk in general.But the fact that he brought Tiri back as an undead made me very hostile against him.

 

[Azsure]

Too much.. sins... Oo

 

[Evillizard]

Well, she wouldn't be an undead if I came earlier :/ she was decayed too far.

 

[trolman]

Yeah I know anyways post some more shit im gonna go to bed now n check teh hive tomorow before school.

 

[trolman]

It was the same day she died Evillizard!It was you and Ravens crappy magic abilitys that made her such an abomination!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hu is Tiri?

 

[trolman]

My wife,but she died,killed by the cursed bloodelfs,then she was ressurected by Evillizard and Raven but as an undead abomination,(thats why i hate them)than the lich king saw her and made her the lich queen,thats one of the reasons im coming to help you destroy the lich king.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

hm, what does she look like? coz when that Old God killed me and ressurected me o be living i think i may have learnt how to do it! Thats if you want me to! Obviously i will need to practice first!

 

[Evillizard]

Tiri has the Dark Ranger model.
Trolman, atleast she isn't sitting in her grave where the undead are currently having a pot party. Oops >.> wasn't supposed to reveal that they are still there.

 

[trolman]

But when she was alive she was this jaina skin:http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/...ome-blp-139417/?prev=search=jaina&d=list&r=20 you can practice on all those dwarven corpses.

You just dont understand do you Evillizard

 

[Dragonson]

The warlocks are currently doing SOMETHING SEEECRET!
Also i am lacking time to post/make pics... Sorry

 

[JokeMaster]

The orc armies of united Shattered Hand and Blade Wind clan spread out!We will leave none alive the undead shall pay!

 

[trolman]

Hmm the warlocks are planing something....
So you and the orcs are gonna join us in northrend are you JokeMaster?

 

[AIagremm]

Warlocks... perhaps they want to create a new Lich King?

Anyway when this war will be over, Triumvirate, which has become a very powerful force, will begin a new war!

 

[trolman]

Whit who?Oo...

 

[VeljkoM]

Against legion. Triumvirate has no power over Azeroth world so they are hardly going there.

 

[Tleno]

Well, since I'm the part of triumvirate... but later (Much later) I might separate from it... you know, just so the war would never be over...

 

[trolman]

The show must go on!(not such a bad song)
Anyways we should talk about the lich kings lands and tresures here,not in the other thred.

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed... who did it go? Oh right!
I want Storm Peaks.

 

[VeljkoM]

Quel'thalas and some shores of Norhrend.

 

[Tleno]

Okay trolman, I get all technology, useful resources such as metal, oil and unobtlenium and... thats it.

 

[trolman]

Ah i just want everything thats on the plaguelands were Lordaeron used to be.(exept for Quel'thalas)

 

[Tleno]

Well, this is what I want:
1. all the dwarven lands wich are rich with resources and tallented dwarven technologists.
2. All the sea around my island. Maybe its a sea, but not for a long.
3. Also I'd like to trade with other lands too, so I need more sea conections.
4. Ancient technologies. I can allways make an expedition to any place you know. Well, to research it...

 

[VeljkoM]

You'll have to talk to me about sea transport. If i find one oil drop...

Also you may have your dwarven riches but that is nothing compare to the underwater mines. But kinda ironic since i can't melt them there...

 

[trolman]

Well the dwarves would probbably prefur Magani or Magni Bronzebeard but thats your problem.

 

[VeljkoM]

One is crazed archeologist but one is the king.

 

[Tleno]

Well I can allways send one of my best employee dwarves to rule them... and sure I'm gonna use uderwater mining... but from the ground... I'm gonna build those mines on the fround and then a whole complex under sea and ground.

 

[VeljkoM]

You still won't be able to get Hellwater ore. You don't know where it is.