The War

[trolman]

Lol teh new alliance

 

[AIagremm]

Well Triumvirate is going to become a kind of federation soon, where every coountry or race is leading itself and Triumvirate, however I am Triumvirate Supreme.
TlenoTech is one of the "races" of triumvirate and you are one of its leaders.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, I've got it... maybe you will be able to have influence on my territories like those dwarven lands I've made a pact with, but you will never take TlenoTech corp.!!!

 

[AIagremm]

Of course not. You will give it to me yourself! *wink*

 

[Tleno]

Oh no you don't! According to Bllizard's book of creating clans and other organizations in any world which belongs to Bllizard, it says that Corporation is my personal property and it won't become clan's/whatever's property when I join it, and that only taken over by me territories might count as taken over by clan, unless I give sometihng to the clan by myself! Also it says that your soul will belong to Bllizard if you will play WoW for more than one minute, whatever that would mean... just take a look at the tome number 5 paragraph 8815346, page 654867564767674486746874.

 

[AIagremm]

Relax, I dont need to control your corporation...

 

[Tleno]

Becauce you won't! *Tleno jumps on a table, grabs the deed for his corporation and starts screaming like insane* Oh, my little beauty! My little ring... I mean deed...

 

[AIagremm]

Relax, as long as you are my ally and support me, your corporation is with you... but Trolman may think otherwise.

 

[trolman]

No wai,i dont want anny brainless dwarves who get losed in the woods.

 

[trolman]

And why would I want it?Im his and your's ally.But there are creatures like Evillizard,Dragonson and Little Ant who are evil...

 

[Tleno]

Do you think harpy nest suits to be the airship landing pad model?

 

[trolman]

Depens on what your airship is like.Its good for flying machines and those other RoC flying machines but not good for Airplanes.

 

[Tleno]

No, I attached the goblin zepelin to the overhead. Looks cool. First I wanted to use the magical circle, but its overhead sucks and wihtout attachments it sucks!

 

[trolman]

Well the zeppelin is full with air,and the harpy nest has spikes coming out ov it.1 time the head pilot gets drunk and BOOOM!
You can also try with the top of a ziggarat.

 

[Tleno]

Nah, I hate undeads even more than you.

 

[trolman]

Strange,becasue you've never eaven fought them,but you are an ally with one.......
Maybe the top of the Scout Tower or Arcange tower (the light thing is for the zepplin to see the tower at night )

 

[Tleno]

Nah, towers migh be used some other way...

 

[trolman]

Well i dont know then.I aways tought that they drop a rope ladder from the zeppelin and thats how units get on it

 

[Tleno]

well, those spikes are only one the ground and since I use dummy aura to make that zepelin on it, I don't need a teamcolourable model since zepeiln gets coloured aready...

 

[trolman]

Wait so your making your race for some contest or something?
Await for news from the Trolman Empire,coming soon.

 

[Tleno]

No, but I'm making it for myself! And to show others.

 

[trolman]

Then why do you want it to be playable?

 

[Tleno]

Well... to learn a little bit more about race making.

 

[trolman]

Meh your choise.I'll post my report in a min (just have to write down teh stuff) alos check out the random lulzerz!

 

[VeljkoM]

Would it be ok to use your race in our map when you are done?

 

[Tleno]

Sounds like a good idea. But when I'll have the final version completed, since I'm gonna release the demo first.

 

[trolman]

So hows the race going?Anything new?

 

[Tleno]

Well, did I mentioned my mapmaking skills are as slow as coming of SC2?

 

[trolman]

SC2? O_O
anyways what happened with your island,and you trying to take over the south lands?

 

[Tleno]

No, first goes the race finishing, then expanding island and then the final expansion!

 

[trolman]

But starcraft will be out when Im 96 and my grandson tells me how epic it is and then i die.

 

[Tleno]

Well actually your grandson will be too busy talking about my map I just sent to you and you will be already dead when he will start talking about SC2.

 

[trolman]

Oh well just jokeing I'll die in a battle against the undead,puls I'll probably wont have any children.

 

[Tleno]

/\ ???
Too much RP for him...

 

[trolman]

Silance peasant,you dont know what its like to lose your loved one.

 

[Tleno]

/\ i told you... give him so pills now please!

 

[trolman]

Pills wont bring Tiri back....

 

[Tleno]

yeah, you're right...
But I know how to revive her using lightning...

 

[trolman]

I dont like your inhumain ways tleno....

 

[Tleno]

Its all for the science... and profit...

 

[trolman]

Its all about money for you isnt it peasant?

 

[Tleno]

No, its for scientific progress!

 

[Azsure]

I say the model of the Huntress (means an elf with his panther, not to be a woman! Trolman, so you thought I wanted to be a girl just for that, you're more racist than I thought

 

[trolman]

Well then dig up someone else's corpse and ressurect them....Wait youre gonna ressurect them as undead scum!HERETHIC!

 

[trolman]

Well your looks are not my concern elf....

 

[AIagremm]

Azsure... join us... aid us... rule with us...

 

[trolman]

Dont mind me elf,you are in Alagremms triumverate (did i type it right?),and he's planing to fix draenor and go live there with most of his lackeys,so I'll be pritty far away from you.

 

[AIagremm]

Triumvirate. BTW, Azsure, are you going to make Na'vi your slaves?

 

[trolman]

It would be usefull geting rid of those Night Elfs occupaing my lands,its better if they go with you to dreanor than to die from my axe.But they olnly listen to their cheeftain,and his orders are to take over the world (like they can ) sadly doesent wanna listen to anyone so the olnly way is if there is a new cheeftain,and thats were you come in Azsure,you'll have to mary the cheeftains daughter (see how wierd it gets if youre a dude with a female model (dont get pissed off Im just saying >_>)) and something has to happen to the cheftain so that he couldnt be able to command his tribe (i can take care of that) and thats how I'll get the enemy out of my land,Alagremm will have a new ally and you will have your own nation.

Anyways by the time youre back on the hive,this message will probably be at the bottom of the spam sea

 

[AIagremm]

20 seconds till LOSt 6th season!