The War

[AIagremm]

Yes! But I didnt say anything about doing something after >

 

[trolman]

Wait....
YOU SICK BASTARD!

sick

 

[AIagremm]

Yuck, not that, you pervert! I mean secretly destroying the Scourge forces that happily come to my city to secretly destroy me.

 

[trolman]

Wait so youre gonna kill the forces that come to kill you aka just a normle battle that can happen wihout the death of a race???
LOL!Alagremm youre eaven more racist than me!And i eaven had -rep for that :O

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I will only do that if the guys who destroy them are Legion or Scourge.
Plus they need to volunteer first, if they just destroy them ir doesnt count.

 

[trolman]

Right....Hitler said the same thing to the people of germany.....
Anyways im ogne for some time

 

[AIagremm]

Well ok, soon me and my followers will be in our happy place.

 

[trolman]

Im baaack!Anyways,ive noticed that beeing allyed with all these non human races really made me soft

 

[trolman]

So anyone wanna make this RP into a map?(lul im bored)

 

[Azsure]

I have return without information, because I must learn the enemies's language before spying. Btw, for now my model is just a common (male) Huntress, I will send you an owl when I discover something.

 

[AIagremm]

Who were you spying on again?

 

[Azsure]

To Evillizard, he is always talking weird.

 

[AIagremm]

Then you must master hippietalk, my student. Observe: "Cha, check me out, dude, I got so high on my pot party I see that green thing, y'know!"

 

[Azsure]

I see...

 

[AIagremm]

"C'mon dude, get some weed and be somebody. Maaaan... I see that guy, you know the rock star, who sings and has cool hairstyle..." and of course "Dude, give peace a chanse! Save animals! Down with the government! Legalize weed! Peace, man!"

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

ooo i like the idea of the mountain!
Coz really big,unexplored,no one knows whats below, i too like apple pie and an old system of tunnels is perfect for hiding in! where abouts is the Mountain?

 

[Azsure]

Interesting... Yack! I hate hippies! why does they talk so weeeirdd!?

 

[AIagremm]

Because they are hippies. Its the law of nature.

So will you tell us what will you be aszure?

Ant, the SQUADALA mountains are a bit east of central Trolmania and because of Gwonman's spell they are covered in snow.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

K kl now i got a home let the scheming comence

 

[Azsure]

Well, Kalymdor is a far away place wich looks suspect, and I can inform you of something weird from here, also some of my fellows elves can send you a hand if you need one, I can send you a archer army, but does the war will going to come here too?

 

[trolman]

Male huntress?Oo thats a bit....SQUADALA!(lol xD)
Anyways ant look at the map,its in the DP pictures,or find it in the album in my profile.

 

[AIagremm]

Aszure it is better if you move to Trolmania or nearby zone.

Plus you need to have force you control, and I think that your Moonlight clan is just what you need...

 

[Azsure]

Well, I'm not going to say a female Huntress, don't?

Squadawathever, So you trust in me now, trolman?

 

[Azsure]

Right, the Moonlight Clan is close to Felwood and the Mt.Hyjal, so looks like it will take me a looong road.

 

[trolman]

Well you could be this guy:https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/models-530/gemini-warrior-47457/?prev=d=list&r=200&c=2
Or some shapeshifting creature,that can turn into any race and gender.Or you could be 2 or more charecters like Al.

 

[Azsure]

Yes, that could be, though I use shurikens.

 

[trolman]

Hmm secret weapon?Or do you wanna be a guy with boobs?

 

[AIagremm]

Guy with boobs?! :S

 

[Azsure]

Keep dreaming, you bastard!

 

[trolman]

Well he said he was going to be a huntress......you sick pervs......

 

[trolman]

bump...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Breaking News!

Crypt Feinds Have been seen leaving New Plaugewoods! =O

see more on page 6

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

oh just wondering which way to the main base?

 

[trolman]

Witch main base?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

like the biggest place in Trolmainia, where evil people would attack first.

 

[AIagremm]

New Capital. However they could also attack Hallelujah Islands, but with airforce, or Tleno Island, but with fleet.

 

[trolman]

Hmmm

See the tower on top of the mountains???
Thats the capital of my nemesis Gwonman.Because of him the empire is split,Tiri and many other people are dead.But he's an ally to the Legion so you'll probably lose.

 

[trolman]

shutup Al >

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

which one is new capital?

 

[trolman]

That pointy tower on top of the mountain.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Very Well To New Capital, must ask directions first!

 

[trolman]

There isnt a road so you must improvise.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I'm gunna ask some farmers to point me in the right direction! =p

 

[trolman]

Farmers?The Olnly farmers are eiter dead or militia back at the capital,plus they wont talk to the scourge.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I found one lot of farmers! they don't seem to be scared, (maybe scourage in disgiuse trying to check up on nerubians!)

 

[trolman]

Thats because the farmer is controled by an undead banshee.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

=o Silly LK doesn't think i can do any task *mutters something under his breath*

 

[trolman]

I have an Idea what im going to do!

 

[trolman]

Anyone gonna try N guess?

 

[AIagremm]

Ambush the undead? Tell that you have sent the villagers? Sabotauge Gwonmans dfences?