The War

[Tleno]

OKAY... what did just happened? Can you tell me shortly in one post what were you talking about? And please decrease the spam levels, we with Misha got brainwashed by you guys...

 

[trolman]

Ok,heres a bit of what happpened.
The civil war in the Empire continues,after we took the capital I and a few others went to find my GF,the Empress Tiri Proudmore (sister to Jaina and half sister to Evillizard).Anyways I found her dead at a dungeon in a castle,Kael (yeah that long eard prick) killed her,i got fken pissed and whent back to the capital to do a funeral.After it Evillizard and Raven,ressurected Tiri but as an undead abomination,and she fell in love wtih The LK.So now there still is war but the undead and legion are attacking Trolman empire,aloso Gwonman Joined the Legion.(its all in the pictures)

 

[Tleno]

Boo! I'll better watch something on other chanel, "trolanian love" is too obvious even for a soap opera... Hmmm... and I'm still working on tech tree! I'm wrking on my masteerpiece: the Tlenotech race!

 

[trolman]

 

[Tleno]

Okay, please don't SmileySpam (tm) here...

 

[trolman]

Well fine.But dont talk shit about what happened to me.

 

[Dragonson]

Okay. We wont

 

[trolman]

For now,you may think youre free and you have control of yourself,but thats when they brainwash ya!

 

[AIagremm]

Yup.

 

[Tleno]

Seconded

 

[Evillizard]

Can I do a shoop da woop again?

 

[Evillizard]

BTW, the climax idea that I turned down was that either Tiri got pregnent or raven got pregnent, but it's a gay idea ._.

 

[Dragonson]

is your charecter even ABLE to cause pregnancy with all those drugs?

 

[trolman]

Climax are intresting,eaven tough i'll probably hate what will happen,i wanna know,so that the war can go on.So yeah is like drugs you know theyre bad for you but you want them.

 

[Tleno]

People, don't you think we have a little to much enemies for a one war?
And I'm definetly won't sending you anything more serious then few divisions of TT34s and ordinary troops while I'm busy on my tech tree (Lets say my army is not prepared yet and I still haven't develpoed all the immportant things...

Here's this is how my troops look: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/...rifleman-50593/?prev=search=civil&d=list&r=20

 

[trolman]

Nah the war is good we have:
The alliance:Me,you,Al,Veljkom and Takakenji (but he could be an undead spy)
VS
The Warlocksragonson and Evillizard
VS
The Legion,Illidari,Bloodelfs,Naga,Felorcs,Squadala land
VS
The endless Undead Scourge

 

[trolman]

Nah the war is good we have:
The alliance:Me,you,Al,Veljkom and Takakenji (but he could be an undead spy)
VS
The Warlocksragonson and Evillizard
VS
The Legion,Illidari,Bloodelfs,Naga,Felorcs,Squadala land
VS
The endless Undead Scourge

Also your troops look too unarmored and a bit modern...

 

[Tleno]

Well, those are just a basic, versalite infantry. And they're not too modernish, they're wearing standart TlenoTech uniforms and have simple rifles. These rifles don't even have magazines you medieval geek!

 

[trolman]

Im not a geek you freak!
But......ah do what you want theire ok.Will you still be using dwarven riflemen?

 

[Tleno]

Maybe, I still haven't decided few things... now you can use murloc slaves (Those are not actually murlocs, those are murloc-based clones) as resource gatherers and basic infantry. And as workers I use millitia.

 

[Tleno]

People, have you tough about making race techtrees too?

 

[trolman]

And peasants are all high ranking emportant people?
Nah i wont use teh murloc slaves:
1 Theres no murlocs to be slaved
2 Veljkom wouldnt be happy if i use race as slaves.
Also dont forget about motar teams and dwarven tech.You could have dwarfs under your rule (mountain king leader?)

 

[Tleno]

No no no... I told you what do I have, not what you should have... and those are just cloned murloc-based mutants... they are a little human too. They are like that smeekol rom Lord of the Rings, only witjout thr ringofilia and can't talk... and are more fish-like...
well, you still could make your race... it has at lest few differences from aliance, right?

 

[trolman]

Well i was almost done with it but then the fken @$$ holes from the electrical company,didnt do theyre job right so there was a power flash (when the power goes away for a sec)so it did and now i lost all my typing.Im gonna start all over again now.

 

[AIagremm]

My race concist of different race and no-race buildings.

 

[Tleno]

trolman, just don't forget to save. And to roundhouse-kick those @$$ holes.
Alagremm, well you still could work on you race...

 

[trolman]

Peasant-Just your villager who didnt have enought money so he signed up to work for me. HUGE in numbers
Militia-A peasant in armor with weapons.Theyre the last opposition in a war or just volentary troops. HUGE in numbers
Footman-Basic army mele unit Huge in numbers
Rifleman-Basic army ranged unit A lot in numbers
Veterans-Elite Basic army mele AND range unit,thats right they can switch from mele to range.(crossbowman and Crossbowwarior models) Average in Numbers
Chaplain:Basic caster and healer Average in Numbers
Hydromancer:Advanced caster,with a horse Low in Numbers
Captain-Commander to all of the above.A little stronger than a footman. Low in Numbers
Knight:A soldier who did something and got knighted by me.Basic Cavalry.Commander to the above. Low in Number
Royal Knight:Olnly a few knights get promoted to royal knights.Elite cavarly.Commander to all the above.Few in Numbers

 

[trolman]

Prince/Princess olnly the emperrors childern. current number 0 for now...
Empress:Wife of the emperor. Current number 0
Emperor:Trolman.MASTER TO EVERYONE. Current number 1 max

 

[Azsure]

Seems like if the discussion is going to take more long than the war itself!

 

[trolman]

Who asked you?Youre not apart of the war,or any organisation.

 

[Tleno]

Well, we might continue to fight each other after a war and we have to know who are we fighting against...
Trolman, what is NUGE IN NUMBERS?

 

[trolman]

like above 10 000

 

[Tleno]

N, I mean NUGE.
So your army is bassed mostly on quanity?

 

[trolman]

OH!it was a typo.
And no im just saying how much people are in each rank

 

[Tleno]

Okay, but still, you're too medievalish, maybe you should be more imagineative (Like I, Aagremm and that gouse guy) and create someting cooler?

Hmmm... why Alagremm allied to you trolman by the way? Ah who cares, one day I still will revenge on you...

 

[Azsure]

Now I'm lost, just for curiously, who fights against who?

 

[trolman]

Like what?Im a fan of teh good old days,on teh horse and sliceing teh defenceless women and children.I dont want flying citys or giant birds......
Well he asked for peace so we could defeat evillizard.And i was like Ok.
Aloso what do you have to revenge for anyway?

 

[trolman]

The war is between
The alliance:Me,Tleno,Alagremm,Veljkom and Takakenji (but he could be an undead spy)
VS
The Warlocksragonson and Evillizard
VS
The Legion,Illidari,Bloodelfs,Naga,Felorcs,Squadala land
VS
The endless Undead Scourge

 

[Tleno]

Well, for beeing traped with those smelly prissioneers that were there for killing defenceless children and women and fucking you horse.
And, well, I like technlogy...

 

[Tleno]

Aszure, why won't you join us? There's plenty place for everyone!

 

[Azsure]

Hmm, okey. Though I don't have an army. Plus I don't think trolman is going to like that.

 

[trolman]

You were there for offending me and the empress.Plus youve escaped the dungeon,killed alot of gurads,then started a resistance that later became the reson the Trolman empire is spilt.Then you summoned a deamon that killed thousainds and all i did was make you spend a night in the dungeons.So if anyone i should have my revenge.

 

[trolman]

Meh your ok by me.I was pissed that other post from those assholes (yeah i said it,kill me admins) at the electrical company.
You can start out as some unknown warrior-mage-pie-something

 

[Tleno]

Well, I think it will be enough to revenge you trolman by inviting azsure... azsure, I think I can send a zepelin to transport you from my city to Halleluah city, I think Alagremm will know what to do with you... and you don't have to have an army, you can have a group of only few, but powerful warriors, or be a lonely but powerful warrior...

 

[Tleno]

I like pie, trolman...

 

[trolman]

NO!I WONT LEAVE MY PEOPLE AND CAPITAL!
Nothing you say or do will change my mind,even if i die.

 

[Azsure]

I don't like pie Oo
Though I can possess the mind of night creatures, so I can spy in everywhere without being seen. That's not so useful.

 

[Tleno]

What? I told azsure just to go to my HQ to be transported to Alagremmia...

Are you allways so weird when people speak about pie?

Cool azsure, so what is your model and... well please come to my island when you'll be ready...

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. Then you will be transported to Hallelujah Islands and will join the Triumvirate.

 

[trolman]

Wait wait wait,what if azsure is a spy?For the warlocks,(Dragonson and Evillizard),the legion,the scourge?