The War

[AIagremm]

Take control of what? And if you mean making a new corporation, it wont work. TlenoTech was given special rights, this is a unic situation.

 

[VeljkoM]

Of corporation. If I control over 50% of TlenoCorp actions. Ans why in hell would I would make corporation?

 

[Tleno]

Nope, Veljkom, it's just a gigantic company, but Corporation sounds awesomier.

 

[VeljkoM]

Companies can be bought also. That's capitalism.

 

[Tleno]

And no, there are laws that prevent other people to buy lots of TT stocks... what? There are no anti-monopoly laws in Draenosh you know! Well at least they are still not invented...

 

[Tleno]

Who can buy me if I'm the richest of all companies?

 

[trolman]

someone who pillaged 3/4 of the world maybe > but im really not intrested

 

[VeljkoM]

Many can buy you actually. Not all are poor like Al. Piece by piece.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... should totally make those, I dont want Triumvirate property, like water systems or arcane generators to get to rich peopel(who dont exist yet) who will put high prices.

And I dont think Tleno even sells them, because it would be dumb.

 

[VeljkoM]

Al that is capitalism. He isn't asked about it. Maybe if you become Communistic....

Al you said yourself that you can't buy a cookie That was your statement not my conclusion.

 

[Tleno]

Well my prices are controlled by Triumvirate a bit...

 

[AIagremm]

Well Triumvirate is democratic semi-autocratic socialistic society.

 

[trolman]

n thats why you're poor,you dont tax your people

 

[Tleno]

Well Al you said your salary is low, remember? You said that you'll be able to buy something only when I'll give you some prices off.

 

[Wolfe]

How is he poor? His lands are lush and tranquil, and people live in beautiful homes.

 

[AIagremm]

Actually we do, but the taxes arent like "breathing tax" or "sun tax" or even "life tax". Just taxes for medical stuff and a little bit for the Triumvirate.

Triumvirate is actually close to being like Soviet Union in terms of equality and payment, but with way more freedom.

 

[Tleno]

Remember now, you wanted to buy cookies. And you couldn't because of low salary. Or should I sa "wage"?

 

[VeljkoM]

Wolf that all cost $. That's why good leaders are broke and corrupted are filthy rich.

Tleno does have a point.

 

[AIagremm]

Well Wolfe, unlike some dictators and self-proclamed leaders, I dont get myself all the possible riches, but get a pretty small salary, leaving all the really needed money for the people and the Triumvirate. The only luxury I have is my residence in the Spire, but it isnt that luxurious as you might have seen.

 

[Tleno]

I'm not corrupted, I'm just filthy rich.

 

[trolman]

im ritch cuz I need to have money in order to support the army because every weak someone invades the empire

well I'll revive my ace skills with the hydra on SA now

 

[Tleno]

Alagremm is really poor. He drinks old vine, his cheese is covered in fungus and his steamcar has no roof.

 

[Tleno]

Trolmanian money: what are they spent on?!
33% War
33% Whores
33% Alcohol production
1% Everything else

 

[Wolfe]

Who is there left to invade your empire? -.- And surely your military doesn't need so much funds.

 

[VeljkoM]

Tleno that goes for political leaders and you are corporation leader so it doesn't count.

Alagremm doesn't take from his people because he is good wile trolman is exploiting taxes with excuse for the army wile he takes for him self great part.

 

[Wolfe]

No, tleno. 33% fake promotion of the so-called "god-emperor", not alcohol.

 

[VeljkoM]

Wolf ho do you think he promotes without Holy Rakija?

 

[Wolfe]

Violent interrogation?

 

[AIagremm]

Votes in Trolmania:
Bob: Hey Joe!
Joe: Hey Bob!
Bob: What are you doing here?
Joe: Oh, Im here to vote!
Bob: Really? Me too!
Joe: Who are you voting for?
Bob: Trolman. And you?
Joe: Trolman.
Bob: Why Trolman?
Joe: He is the only candidate on the post of the emperor.
*Both look at a poster with the words "Candidates for Emperor" written on it. Only Trolman is on the list*

 

[trolman]

yes it does look back at all the pictures at their dates,every 3 weaks atleast once I have to go to war because im either attacked or I will be if I dont attack first.

Actually here's where the Empirial tax money go:
45% army
15% town and village inferstructure
8% money for religion (building Monastrys,training monks)
8% wizardry (training wizards)
20% citizen needs (health,education,food etc.)
4% other

 

[VeljkoM]

So nothing goes to you?

Wolf he uses stupidity of his people not violence.

 

[trolman]

well this is just the money made of tax and sicne Im a god I get 4% of relegion money but dont worry I get all leftovers.

 

[VeljkoM]

so you take 4% out of religion money that is 8% of total money count? Do you even know how low that is?

 

[trolman]

actually I take 2% form religion not 4 but I also take 8% from army because Im the head commander.But I get 30% form pillaging all the trade taxes,plus I get a 20% from resources... actually im more supplyed than it may sound

 

[VeljkoM]

Lil math
100 coins make 100%, religion takes 8% so they take 8 coins. Then you take from 8 coins 2%. That's not even a coin. You haven't pillaged in years and resources aren't just gold it is much more. So you are not taking even a half of what true dictators did.

 

[trolman]

actually I take 2% from those 8% so I take 20% from religion and some form army,thers also a special emperor tax I didnt inculde but that would make you peolple think Im some kind of evil dicrator.

 

[AIagremm]

So if trolman for example takes 10% plus 10% from resources and if overall tax is 100 coins from each person, then 20x3'000'000 = 60'000'000 coins Trolman gets each month

 

[VeljkoM]

You know that when you take from 8% that amount becomes 100% of that 8% -.- so you are taking from all 100% just 0.0002% from religion

 

[trolman]

no its not 100 coins lol were can the poor peole get that kind of gold D: actually the avarage tax is 37 coins,1 of them goes for emperor tax,over 5 000 000 citizens of the empie=5 000 000 from sheer emperor tax and I can steal from all others if I want

 

[VeljkoM]

I can hear Stronghold peasants crying "Have mercy m' lord! I have family to fed." Or "These taxes seem high my lord?'

 

[trolman]

well 37 is the avarage not lowest and its usually payed by the middle class the lowest is 7 gold for the really really poor people or the ones in trouble.

 

[VeljkoM]

You haven't played stronghold, right?

 

[AIagremm]

I have! ^^

 

[trolman]

once but I wasnt really good at it,pc somehow got a bilion soldiers and rushed me while I was still building places for food and such

 

[VeljkoM]

Who was Pc? Lord Wolf? It is great game despite being old. I still sometimes play Crusader but I don't like new versions for some reason.

 

[trolman]

I dont remember...I only thing I do was having a small pieceful town then out of no where a bilion arabic riders popout kill everyone and burned the town to the ground :/

 

[AIagremm]

You mean Stronghold 2? It sucks, they ruined the atmoshpere.

I am not that good in Stronghold, but I like it.

 

[VeljkoM]

Stronghold 2 and Legends. Something is just wrong about them. Maybe it is the heroes and in legends so much fanatsy?

I played couple of times with friends and I usually would make walls and water to annoy people. Oh and burning entire towns is best ^^

 

[AIagremm]

It sure is! ^^

 

[trolman]

not when u own em D: