The War

[VeljkoM]

Hippies control Kalimdor somehow. Cenariuos is under their power. I can't even imagined what they have done to Durator and Thunderbuff and Theramore...

 

[trolman]

Well you forgot the Warlocks and the Hippies.
And true maybe we could defeat Arthas becase Union Creates Power

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh yea Warlocks, aren't they in Kalimdor? And since we are attacking hippies (well I am) I didn't count them.

 

[trolman]

Are you sure you can defeat them (and the rest of kalimdor) all by yourself?

 

[Azsure]

I can't say how the heck did he bring Cenarius back to life. But they will leave my land if want it or not!

 

[VeljkoM]

Well of course not. I'll go to my bases in Felwood and in Echo Islands. And Taurens will go home eventually. The horde is still formidable force.

 

[trolman]

Dont worry If theres a war I will come to help.But right now in my plands we have to defeat the Lich king,then i have to destroy the forsaken.And take back Lordaeron.

 

[Azsure]

Well, the hippies like peace so they would not try to attack, so we can strike first as advantage.

 

[Azsure]

But yet, we must think about the Lich King before worring about the hippies.

 

[VeljkoM]

Hippies for that have treants, emos and Deathwing. Oh and greatest weapon Raven!

 

[trolman]

Another weakness is thats shes pregnant.Also Evillizard lives in a difrent timezone.

 

[VeljkoM]

So? She has powers of her baby too. Well maybe attacking them will have to be really latter...We have east to secure.

 

[trolman]

Well she is a satanist and a necromancer.Maybe the power of Light and the united paladins could defeat her.

 

[VeljkoM]

She is emo not goth.

Well i guess it is time to make taurens appear!

 

[trolman]

No evillizard said that she IS a satanist :https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/group.php?do=picture&groupid=363&pictureid=24294 (read the comments)

Good,meanwhile the blizzard has finaly stoped and i think i can see Azjol-Nerub just 20kms from were I am.

 

[VeljkoM]

And your church being the guardians of light have moral obligation to exorcist her from demons.

 

[trolman]

Well I'll talk to father Max about this.
Edit ok heres what he said:
God saves olnly those who want his help and she CHOSE to serve the devil.
She is a proven necromancer and did defile the grave of empress Tiri Proudmore,bringing her back as an undead.
By the Power invested in me by god i can say this:SHE'S A WICH!BURN HER!

See I also approve.

 

[AIagremm]

I wonder what powers have those two infused into their child. Maybe they are making a Guardian of Cleaveland!

ANyway, repairs are almost done, soon I'll come to aid yo.

 

[trolman]

Great,we need all your flyers and wizards to make sure the Lich King cant escape,btw im like a mile away from Azjol-Nerub but strangely i see no nerubians...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

The dragons are watching these events. If there are any events which will have dier conciquences, they will intervine!

 

[AIagremm]

Did you notice that everyone has different reasons to defeat Lich King?
I want to free Nerzhul and rid the wolrd from the Scourge, Trolman wants to revive Tiri and defeat Lich King and rebuild Lordaeron. Ant wants to give his people a future and avenge his people, VeljkoM is just a good guy, Aszure is just helping us to show his intentions... but Evillizard allied Lich King!

 

[VeljkoM]

Nope. Sea Legion hates undead armadas and Taurens wish to cure planet from plague...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hippies are mysterious Creatures! But as they say " An enemy of my enemy is a friend!", so you guys all dilsike the Lich King so your my allies! it also works the otherway. Because Evillizard is allied with the Lich king, he is my enemy!

 

[AIagremm]

I like taurens more and more every day.

 

[VeljkoM]

There is just thing even I don't know. How the hell do tauren travel so fast?

 

[trolman]

Who are you talking to?

 

[VeljkoM]

Al...his post is last.

 

[trolman]

You know hes got a cool flying fortress right?Plus he could be lieing.I normaly dont trust anything untill i see it as a report in the Daily Peon newspaper.

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea but as you said no pic to prove it.

 

[trolman]

Yeah so he could just be in a bathtub in his place with 2 draenei chicks,while we freze in Northrend.

 

[AIagremm]

I would say that you are a dirty liar. Plus I am in Northrend in my citadel whihc I am making a pic of right now.

But who says there isnt room for a bathtub in my fortress...

 

[trolman]

I trust olnly what i see.And what did happen to all the people,leaders and stuff in your city,did anyone important die and are there really female draenei?Find out when Alagremm posts.

 

[VeljkoM]

Many of the Azeroth races have nightmares of naked Draenei. They have some...strange things under their clothes.

Now seriously it is hard to make flying city so quick in editor.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh and new design for human catapult https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/models-530/catapult-v1-121016/?prev=search%3Dcatapult%26d%3Dlist%26r%3D20

 

[trolman]

Ummm like,what do the female have???

Well it would be easyer if its a shot in the city,not the whole thing.

 

[AIagremm]

I was searching for draenei woman to show you and found out that half of it is porn. Fuckin' perverts.

 

[VeljkoM]

Something that apparently bites.

 

[trolman]

Warcraft porn?Oo

Keep searching AL ceep searching alos arent there some female draenei in the outland UTM?

 

[trolman]

lol lut?

 

[AIagremm]

Outland UTM? I didnt see any draenei females there.

 

[VeljkoM]

No luck with the ladies.

 

[trolman]

O rly?

 

[VeljkoM]

Hey I know the creator of model that is second on right.

 

[AIagremm]

First, second, third and fifth are quite good, I forgot about these, but the fourth always bugged me. Its so undraenish!

 

[trolman]

A special armor with derocative wings like the dreadlords have.
And it would be nice to see some non lost draenei for once.

 

[VeljkoM]

Go to Aiur or Shakuras.

 

[trolman]

Yes draenei are warcraft protos nothing new

 

[VeljkoM]

What can I say? They never looked warcraftish to me.

 

[trolman]

Well maybe just a bit....

 

[AIagremm]

Guys? Maybe we should return to tha War?