The War

[trolman]

My Navy witch was lead by Admiral Stukov went renegade and formed they're own nation.I'll go take them back but first i have a burning legion to defeat.

 

[VeljkoM]

Hm I guess a giant hydra would be bad to happen to his precious kingdom?

 

[trolman]

Nah it will destroy all the ships,witch I will nead for a functional navy.They fail at land battles btw.

 

[VeljkoM]

Who says in their shipyards? I was thinking oh somewhere in center of city. Or would you prefer fanatic attack?

 

[trolman]

Nah send the Nightcrawlers when its night and order them to kill Stukov and his highranking officers.The normal people will have no choise but to join the empire.

 

[VeljkoM]

Assassin guild will like it. But Murk will be disappointed.

 

[trolman]

Well i am two but from all the wars i just cant allow massive sluaghter of my forces anymore.

 

[VeljkoM]

Makes you wander how will you free whole lordearon. It will take long period of time and then when you come close more than half of regions will declare independence, ethnic groups will demand their land and big forces will help them and not you and you'll try both military and diplomatic actions but nothing...oh wait that's wrong history.

 

[trolman]

Yeah im sure no one whos alive would mind

 

[VeljkoM]

That's what Serbians(Lorearon people) thought too. But Croatia, Montenegro, Bosnia, Macedonia and rest (some loreadron regions) wanted their own country. We said "hey better to be one big South Slavia (Lordearon) then couple easily manipulated nations.".So basically first World war (Fourth Azeroth War) was for nothing even tho we saved all of them from Austria (Scourge)...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

i know that nerubians dont have ships, I thought i would add a little humour! but now some part of me wants an excuse 2 make a nerubian navy

 

[trolman]

Eh thats life on the balkans for you,a ton of nations for a pritty small region.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh I missed it...well maybe you should make crypt pirates. And why make your ship when many humans have perfectly nice ships just waiting?

Is there any smart nation on Balkan? Greece maybe?

 

[trolman]

Well not in modern times,but before the turks came,life was pritty good for the balkans.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh Great Bulgaria and Serbian-Greece Empire ^^ oh and maybe Arbania but for some reasons they are mysteriously cut from history books.

By the way is capital of Empire by any chance Sofia?

 

[trolman]

Nah it became capital after the liberation,before that it was just some minor village.

 

[VeljkoM]

Really? I thought it was Stoirmgrade before. Well location fits.

 

[Azsure]

Well, I've finally arrived at Algremmia, and it looks much better from close I guess. Now I will wait until the next, by slaughtering some creeps or monsters around if I find them.
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/group.php?do=picture&groupid=363&pictureid=24114

 

[trolman]

You probably wont find any monsters in a flying city in the middle of the sea,but look for bandits.

 

[Azsure]

I will... I see one... YOU!! >

 

[trolman]

Dont confuse my royal Knights as bandit lords,they just look that way
Also Im a Dark Knight Emperor,plus im at a march right now,going to fight the Legion,pritty far away form Alagremm's city.

 

[Azsure]

All right then.. Dark Knight Emperor Trolman...

 

[trolman]

I wont torture you with all my titles

 

[Azsure]

Please, I don't want to even think about it! Oo

 

[trolman]

Me too becasue i havent tought of any yet
Anyways when will you be ready to continue the plan?

 

[Azsure]

Hmm, I wonder how his daughter looks like, also I need to get a chimaera first, where should I find one?

 

[trolman]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/...archer-52269/?prev=search=archer&d=list&r=200
This is how she looks like.

I dont really know where to find a chimaera at these lands so you should probably ask Alagremm.

 

[Azsure]

She really needs to smile some times :S

 

[trolman]

She could look as the normal NE archer if you want.

 

[Azsure]

I will just imagine her like one.

 

[trolman]

Nah its allright if she is with a normal model.(maybe a bit bigger than the other archers 1.1/2)

 

[Azsure]

Better I behave like a gentleman because otherwise she might kill me.

 

[AIagremm]

Chimaeras... there must be an old ancient chimaera in Dakrwoods. It is usually hunting Na'vi, plus they fly on couatles, they call lesser chimaeras.

 

[trolman]

So true and better not tell her that you are in an organisation that killed her fater, and in the start you wanted her becasue of her royal kind.
But you havent eaven met her yet

 

[AIagremm]

Speaking of Avatar references... why isnt Tleno destroying the darkwood for obtainium?

 

[trolman]

Because i allready did that to empty land (its on the map,right next to the cursed woods you'll see a field with cutdown trees)There i found a secret supply of gold.And no one remembers the Iv'an (wait lol Na'vi the otherway is a name LOL!).Thats why i dont wanna kill the Na'vi

 

[Azsure]

Let's just say his father died by some unknown sickness and I had nothing to do with it.

 

[AIagremm]

But Tleno fits RDA just perfectly!

 

[trolman]

Oh come on theyre not that stupid,aloso theyve got great druids who would heal him....

 

[trolman]

True but he's still having trouble with his tech.

 

[Azsure]

Then... perhaps he'd just suicided for being insane

 

[trolman]

:O

Nah I'll send the SWAT team and tell them to make it look like an incident.But before that you have to mary his duaghter.(and that wont be easey)

 

[Azsure]

Then I will keep practicing my poetry to seduce her.. :S

 

[AIagremm]

Why not just come to het hut at night, and... erm, never mind.

 

[trolman]

1000th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AIagremm]

OMG, you just won the war!

 

[trolman]

Anyways aslong both of you are maryed to eachother (wait....Azsure and the Cheftains duaghter NOT Azsure and Alagremm)the plan would work and you can get those Na'vi out of there.

 

[trolman]

I know!I just have to post a pic about me defeating the legion later.

 

[Azsure]

And what Alagremm? >

 

[trolman]

What do you mean what?This makes me the UBER PEON GOD!