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Ok we are going to start this thread off by explaining "how to" but then not taking the obvious course of actions. let's just have a little fun with thing up as many different possible ways to do things without doing simple.
try and keep it in the possible, actual, realist, can be done, real world solutions area but also have a bit of fun.
I'll start.
How to get high without drugs:
1.take as many deep breath as you can under ten seconds. the person who takes the most becomes hyper oxygenated which is good for your brain, pretty fun, and makes you feel high.
2. slap your face over and over and over. not hard but stingy wet slaps that hurt like bees on ice. this causes endorphins to release, killing the pain and making you high. it's also good for the skin bring blood to the surface.
3.take a long slow walk off a short cliffs. the result is suicide and the side of your head spilling out on what ever rocks below. guaranteed to bring some form of pain relief as the problems of life explode from you with your death.
4. climb a mountain on an empty stomach. this also makes you feel high.
how to open a can without a can opener.
1..run over the can with your car. if you don't have a car, or don't want to damage your wheels, wait for a neighbour to reverse out of their drive way. you'll sure get your full of beans
2 use a chopper... it works on trees, it's great for murder and shower scenes, why not use it for your jam spread too.
ok your turn. it's a great way in a round about way, to have some fun .
try and keep it in the possible, actual, realist, can be done, real world solutions area but also have a bit of fun.
I'll start.
How to get high without drugs:
1.take as many deep breath as you can under ten seconds. the person who takes the most becomes hyper oxygenated which is good for your brain, pretty fun, and makes you feel high.
2. slap your face over and over and over. not hard but stingy wet slaps that hurt like bees on ice. this causes endorphins to release, killing the pain and making you high. it's also good for the skin bring blood to the surface.
3.take a long slow walk off a short cliffs. the result is suicide and the side of your head spilling out on what ever rocks below. guaranteed to bring some form of pain relief as the problems of life explode from you with your death.
4. climb a mountain on an empty stomach. this also makes you feel high.
how to open a can without a can opener.
1..run over the can with your car. if you don't have a car, or don't want to damage your wheels, wait for a neighbour to reverse out of their drive way. you'll sure get your full of beans
2 use a chopper... it works on trees, it's great for murder and shower scenes, why not use it for your jam spread too.
ok your turn. it's a great way in a round about way, to have some fun .
