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[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Sadfag here, tried to quit alcohol but its imposible if you're on campus plus everyone already knows me as a drunk and even though i love Ifka she doesent want to know me. Whats the use of quitting really? Just need to reduce the ammount of alcohol.

 

[Bernkastel]

Let me give you a tip. Go to sauna every once in a while. Look what it did to me!

I said look!

 

[trolman]

>sauna
>campus in bulgaria

pick one

also cool beard, lose the glasses and grow out your hair

 

[Bernkastel]

I just took the glasses for the picture, and my hair was cut like 5 months ago, Hell am I going to grow it again, especially as the army knocks the door soon.

 

[Tleno]

Oh God, Garsh has mutated into... BEARDED SIR ELTON JOHN!!!

Also,

Thanks broland!
Here's another final entry for a deviantART contest I entered - I think I will make this my Hive avatar actually x)

Am'ar as a Dog

... nice to see the corruption in some of us being stronger than one in me...

 

[Bernkastel]

I can start drawing some nice lil' furries and show them around here. Alagremm will enjoy it to the max.

 

[trolman]

Huh you're gonna be a conscript?

 

[Bernkastel]

Of course!

 

[trolman]

Oh lawdie

 

[Bernkastel]

I mean.. I get a gun! What's more fun than guns!? Ah! I know! Grenades! BOoooOOOM! ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA!

 

[trolman]

Now you're making me want to join, but spots are limited and they require short hair so no no, good thing conscription got removed, have fun beeing invaded by the ruskies.

 

[Bernkastel]

No offense but we are in good terms with Russia.

 

[trolman]

>2013
>peace
>conscription

explain why?

 

[Amargaard]

I don't care what you say - Boxers are kewl!

And damn, miss, what happened to your face? You got beard and all? Do you have any idea how hard I'm trying to grow one, and there you suddenly are with a perfect goatee and all D:

 

[trolman]

Time Am, we just have to be patient because there is nothing we can do about our issues at the moment. Hold the line.

pic related, what will happen in about an hour

 

[Bernkastel]

I still want Fu Manchu moustache, but my genes won't grant that.

 

[trolman]

 

[Tleno]

Hmm... waaait... now Garsh wants to draw furries? As much as I would like to see the final results, I am terrified of further implications of what I and Am have just started here...

Also, heil Dad!

 

[Amargaard]

For your information I am being featured in a furry comic on dA x)
And yes, Bern, bring us moar furries! MOAR!! FURRY INVASION!!

On anohter, more sad note, no parties tonight... What has happened to the world? :C

 

[Azsure]

Ironically, I'm considering permanently killing my beard, that is, if I had money to spare...

 

[VeljkoM]

No parties on Friday night? Something is rotten in kingdom of Denmark. Also guess I should go for Karl Marx beard.

 

[AIagremm]

But no Stalin moustaches.

 

[trolman]

Beeing sober sucks you guys...but i have to drop this poison, if not for me then for her.

 

[Tleno]

I want Gandalf beard... he was a communist too, right?

Also, Am, link please! (Unless it's NSFW, then please don't)

 

[VeljkoM]

Clearly in LotR Mordor was the communist nation.

 

[Amargaard]

@Tleno: I don't know what NSFW means, but here it is - "Warriors: Goldenstar's Choice" by RussianBlues on deviantART. It only feature 6 pages so far and I'm not in it yet, but winning the contest allowed me an important spot at a later point in the comic ^^

 

[AIagremm]

This comic reminds me of my plan to create a machine that would steal artistic skills from furries and fangirls. Because practising and putting effort into art is too hard for me.

 

[Bernkastel]

You're going to be eeeeevul!

 

[VeljkoM]

NSFW- Not Safe For Work, meaning internet pages that you shouldn't be seen browsing when you are at work. I'll let your imagination think of examples.

And regarding being evil? Well its so easy when you're evil.

 

[AIagremm]

This reminds me. I have to get on some drugs, enhance my productivity, mess up my life, but end up with a lovely webcomic.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Amargaard]

Why do you guys keep believing that drugs mess up lives? I'm not that messed up yet, am I? I'm not even addicted or anything >.>

And what does "anschluss zeit" mean? I don't get.. I DONT GET IT *starts crying*

 

[Bernkastel]

You'll get a furry me tomorrow.

 

[Misha]

well, I'm off, Guys.. nothing really happens in this group anyway..

Veljo, you can find me in the other groups and my profile

 

[Bernkastel]

NNnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Tsk!

Just kidding.

 

[Amargaard]

You surely must've meant "Nothing really happens on Hive anyway", right? DP is just as dead as the rest of the Hive bro

 

[Tleno]

Whatever. He was not a furry, he's expendable has his right to leave, right Misha?

Hmm... Am and me are kinda covered here, Veljko is in the category by default, Garsh is almost done... hmm... quickly, somebody, draw anthro Al!

And, yeah, general rule of thumb for drugs - the more powerful short-term benefits are, the stronger are the side effects / drawback after primary effect is over.

 

[Bernkastel]

Been there done that.

 

[Tleno]

You sure are fast when it comes to being and doing...

 

[AIagremm]

There's a furry me? Do you mean Nekogremm?

 

[Bernkastel]

Of course!

 

[Tleno]

Nekogremm? Dunno, can't say cats fits you, well, apart from procrastination skills, but if you go that way, this planet should be all covered in cats.

I say, either sloth or raven!

 

[VeljkoM]

I am old school so I still believe in Squidgreem.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, I love those choices. But I wouldn't make a good sloth. Their wisdom is beyond me...

Do you mean draenei?

 

[Tleno]

No no no, draenei are goatmen! Trolmanian biologists never lie they just lack any understanding of what they're supposed to do anyways and drink too much rakia!

 

[Tleno]

Also, Garsh, so when will it be done? Just wonderin' >_>

 

[VeljkoM]

Nah not draenei they aren't squid enough.

 

[Bernkastel]

Shush.

 

[AIagremm]

Yay, I'm Cthulhu!