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[trolman]

While i was gathering courage to call her, she went offline again. TFW im such a chicken.

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http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4742334/Girls+Love+To+Fish/

 

[AIagremm]

Ah the comments. I see Hellbenders Handsome Squidward and Heyayayayaya He-Man.

 

[trolman]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4741904/The+Cage+is+back/

 

[VeljkoM]

Is it possible to unsubscribe to this discussion. I don't want to leave DP but I hardly want too see this discussion ever.

 

[trolman]

This thread is love, this thread is life.

 

[trolman]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/sickkickers/Meanwhile+in+a+parallel+universe/vwmtGij/

 

[trolman]

Okay so i'll see her in two and a half hours... Spaghetti you guys :S

 

[trolman]

One hour left... *gulp*

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4742280/My+little+Rabbi/

 

[trolman]

... well im back from the date...

 

[trolman]

...no one cares how it went?

 

[AIagremm]

Not really, but you can tell us how the "date" went anyway.

 

[trolman]

Not as good as I expected really, she doesent really care about me as i tough, still told her she looked great, which she thanked me for. And she really did, i mean those tights and that low cut tank top, dat as dem boobs B)

Idk drunk and drinking atm waiting to meet her again, maybe get to talk to her more n shit... i just dont know you guys...

 

[AIagremm]

That's surprising. We've known each other for about 4 years now, you should know us just fine.

 

[trolman]

what?

 

[AIagremm]

i just dont know you guys...

This.

 

[trolman]

arh...well i forgot a comma, i meant that i dont know what to do, you guys are alright, kinda like a family you know...

argh so drunk atm... 'tleast i might see her tommorow, maybe...

 

[Bernkastel]

Your attempt to amuse me was succesful.

 

[trolman]

good?

 

[Bernkastel]

Bad for you.

 

[trolman]

Yeah it is... pritty sad atm

just dont know... im so tired... so... argh...

 

[trolman]

well I went to the big city today to register my drivers license, now im back and she's not online so i guess i wont see her today feelsbadman.jpg

also so very very tired

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Trol your dancing moose thing fits perfectly with this music...

 

[Bernkastel]

Trol's dancing moose? Oooowwwwh!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Looks like a moose to me!

 

[AIagremm]

DP Members in a nutshell

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

What you said was very misleading! I was expecting a cross between ...

this

and

this

 

[AIagremm]

Your description wasn't very clear, I got my head stuck in the toaster.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Okay I searched for head stuck in toaster to find a funny image... all I find is pink fluffy handcuffs!

 

[Amargaard]

Guys, I'm trashed - since eight o clock yesterday evening 'till 5 this morning I've been participating as several background roles in an upcoming danish horror television series. It was awzum! But I'm so damn tired from no sleep, and now I'm heading to school, but still worth it, I'd surely recommend it! ^^

 

[AIagremm]

Huh. How'd you get into that?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

And what is said series called?

 

[trolman]

Whats it about, is it good, are you gonna be famous, will you gieb monies pls?

 

[AIagremm]

Unless he becomes the Derpy Hooves of that TV series, I seriously doubt that a background role can bring him much fame. But we can hope.

 

[trolman]

he could be

 

[trolman]

aww shit you guys, this siege is going way worse than i thought

 

[AIagremm]

Huh?

 

[trolman]

well i cant really see her/talk to her as much as i had hoped, she's still madly inlove with that douche and barely intrested in me... cant really do much about it or she'll get too suspisious and ask about my motives, job is still shit and i feel like i've been abandoned by heaven yet again. Just...ergh... i havent drank yesterday, or today... but i dont know... maybe i should have a lil drink later... what do i have to lose?

 

[Amargaard]

@Al, SLA & Trol: Saw an article where they needed people for background roles, and I was like fuck yeah! It's called Heartless and features a famous girl called Julie Zangenberg, who's boyfriend is the danish national football team's best player - quite weird and awzum to work professionally so close to a famous person. And Trol, sadly not, I'm just featured as background roles, and they pay me nothing at all, I'm just participating for the fun of it and to experience what happens when filming a real movie - and it's awzum!!

 

[trolman]

work for free? Why didnt you say so? When the camera starts rolling, try sending us a subliminal message, scratch your nose or something, but do it for us !

 

[AIagremm]

No, derp! Derp like you never derped before!

 

[Amargaard]

Sorry, guys, I'm actually taking this seriously. Besides, there's a semi-hot girl, with same job as me, that flirts a lot with me

And sadly, I reached my derp-limit long ago

 

[AIagremm]

Point taken. You can never become as derpy as you once were.

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

Right back at you, Trol.

 

[trolman]

Well i've though about doing it but when i go deeper into the thought I realise she doesent deserve it. No i cant hurt her. I cant blame her for what she's doing to me. I just... ergh mom and pop will go out soon, might as well hit the bottle... tommorow's gonna be shit too, its all shit now

 

[trolman]

Ok you guys, found out her boyfriend is form a diffrent ethnic group from me and her, should i be a racist?

 

[Bernkastel]

You should bow before the Aryan master race instead of doing anything stupid like that. Nano desu.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, listen to Bernkastel, he has white hair.

 

[trolman]

He looks like a roma/turk. Definetly not an Aryan.

And hold on I've got blue eyes, which is pritty master racish, very few people are blue eyed here.

 

[AIagremm]

Really? Mine are green.