The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

That should have scared off Bernkastel. Now we can finally discuss our foul plans.

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[Amargaard]

I do use the "YOLO" word quite a lot, but I've never been going around saying "SWAG" and I wouldn't describe myself as that kind of person, although I'm not sure why people hate so much on it, but that's just me - oh, and I can be classy if you want too - linky linky (Warning, if you are a girl don't look or you might spend the rest of the day staring at the screen)

 

[Bernkastel]

If I was a girl, I'd still be staring at myself instead.

 

[trolman]

We steal all the fedoras in the world?

 

[AIagremm]

We'd all be, Bern. But I would be the prettiest one.

It's not about the fedoras, Trolman. It's about the message.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hahahah. You wish.

 

[Bernkastel]

All the sudden you're trying to get my title.

 

[AIagremm]

I'm frustrated and in search of a place in the world. Not having any ground of my own, I jump to the closest I can find and take it.

 

[Bernkastel]

Fool. Meeting me again is no longer suggested.

 

[AIagremm]

Then my plan proceeded as planned. Now for phase two...

 

[Bernkastel]

You're annoying. A meddling insect. I'm done.

 

[AIagremm]

And there goes phase two. Huh. That was fast. I don't think I have a phase three planned yet, I expected to have some time to make it up.

 

[trolman]

Why the fuck am i such a sucker you guys? She's happy with that other guy, she's going over to his town to shagg and im just a loser with illusions.

 

[trolman]

But i want her... she's gonna go get fucked by that asshole and im gonna fuck that pile of dirt with my shovel tommorow... Its just...eh...Oh God help me!

 

[trolman]

Idk maybe i should stop wussing out and deal with it. I mean deal with the fact im so total gonna steal her from him. Just need to survive work and contact her more. Will drink alone again tommorow and constantly pray to God that she becomes mine. Well now its time to sleep but i'll probably wake up at 4,30 and just think about her. MY job starts at 6:30 fml <:/

 

[AIagremm]

Well this is dull.

 

[Amargaard]

Delicious! I feel like rolling you and smoking you <3

 

[Bernkastel]

Meh.

 

[Bernkastel]

Something is terribly wrong with you.

 

[Amargaard]

@Bern: And isn't it lovely, all of us, that gathered in this site have a trait that is awfully wrong, and don't dare say you are an exception miss.

@Al: That is why real-life artifacts don't exist - all my stuff either end up broken or lost too >.>

 

[AIagremm]

What do you mean? Don't hate me for my looks, I am who I am and this look reflects my soul's state.

Yeah, but appearantly the ring was damaged from the start, since the package was unopened. Frankly, considering I bought it over a year ago, I don't even know why I got it, since I didn't use it. But as it turns out, rope solves everything - criminals and useless merchandise.
I honestly felt pretty bad about buying it, I'm not at all a materialist. The only thing that I am certainly glad of buying is my black cap. Needs silvery stuff though, definetly. Combined with my scarf and black suit, it makes me look even better.

 

[Bernkastel]

What the Hell has happened to you? You freak.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh come on. I did tell you that I wanted to dye my hair. I mean yes, it makes me look 'emo', but I like it. Honestly.
As for the other stuff, I had it for ages, but I didn't want to dress up like that when I went to your place because I feared the reaction you are having now.

 

[Amargaard]

If you suddenly dislike it that much that you want to hide it, why don't throw it out in the trash or give it away or something?

What happened to you Bern? You are the one criticizing others and acting hostile for no reason?
EDIT: Oh, I see it's something intern that I know nothing of.. Bern dislikes emos or something?

 

[AIagremm]

No, I mean I dressed up normal to visit Bern, I still dress like this around home. Back to the ring topic, I am amazed how many people don't understand at all where is the ring from. One person even asked me 'Why is there Japanese on your ring thing?'. Epic facepalm.

Not that I know of.

 

[Bernkastel]

Kh. Kh. Kh. I wouldn't be like this if you had told me the truth. Instead of twisted images.

 

[Amargaard]

But I don't get what's wrong with dressing differently, if you are with Bern or at home. And what's the difference between this look and your normal look? Yeah, I'm getting hella curious
And everyone should be able to know the one ring, I mean it's culture, and world famous. I'm sure you just met the very few people existing who haven't heard of it. There can be no other explanation, I'm sure :b

 

[AIagremm]

You'll be surprised how many people don't know anything about the Lord of the Rings here.

 

[Bernkastel]

Do tell me what is a way of life that attracts me.

 

[Amargaard]

Okay, this is getting personal.. I-I'll just leave you alone then, yep, that's what I'm gonna do. Right now. I'll just walk out the door. That one right there.. yes. And I'll definitely not sneakpeek through the keyhole. Nope.
*Leaves, curiously sneakpeeking through the keyhole*

 

[AIagremm]

Honestly, I have no clue, so I decided not to risk our relationship and just go with the classic look. But I guess you like long hair of unusual colours and uniforms. That's not really a way of life, but still...
I guess you just seem like a more sophisticated person, who appreciates fine things. Like wine. And other high-class stuff. And compared to that, I just seemed... me. Member of a shunned subculture that is known for whining and cutting wrists. Although I'm known to do the first constantly.
What I'm saying is, I just seemed like totally unfitting and I feared you would just reject me if I straight out came dressed as I usually am. I hoped to introduce my true self to you by moderation, but then I had this stupid urge to post that selfie. I regret it now.

 

[Bernkastel]

Of course I love high-class stuff. But I do also love messy furniture.

 

[AIagremm]

Excuse me? Are you saying I'm messy?

Also, that you love me?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Why are people posting pictures of themselves?

 

[AIagremm]

Because I said so, alright?!?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

But what you say isn't the law!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

fine :'( *Puts the Judge Dredd reference away*

 

[Amargaard]

(I'm not here, but wanted to randomly say something wise, that is totally not related to the topic at all, because I'm not listening at all to your personal talk. Anyways, why regret posting a selfie of yourself? As you said yourself, that is who you are. And why not be proud of that? I'm sure I have mentioned the "Efterskole" of mine earlier, but in case you forgot - that was the place I learned that no matter who you are, or how you look, people can love you for just that, if you just learn to accept yourself fully and accept others fully. Nothing wrong with having a special type of clothing or looks, because that has nothing to do with one's personality, and the personality is what people that have seen you more than once, cares about. This is, by the way, the reason, I don't get people who hates on swag? I mean, come on, why? In my opinion, the people who hates are the ones who made mistakes, not the guys dressing up in a swaggy way. But that's just me)

 

[Amargaard]

(Oh yeah? But in that case - 'scuse me for picking sides, Bern is the one who made a mistake. She has no right to pick what clothes you should to wear, and even worse, make you feel bad because of it. From my point of view, she's the one who's not worth it, for acting that way.
But seriously, you two should really talk this out, and best way to "eat a beef" (to stop a hostile discussion, in slang in my language) is with both parts admiting they did something wrong. But yeah, get this thing solved because honestly this whole thing is a ridicilous thing to feel bad about)

 

[Bernkastel]

But I thought taht I said.. Uhh.. Whatever.

 

[AIagremm]

What? Just say it.

 

[Amargaard]

(I think I'm just making things worse... fuck my life, that's why I'm not here)

 

[Bernkastel]

I said that I love messy furniture.

 

[AIagremm]

Does that even mean anything? Who are you referring to as furniture? And who is messy? You're tearing me apart, Bern!

 

[Bernkastel]

You are messy. Thus, you are furniture.

 

[Bernkastel]

I'd really need someone to take care of me next month. It's a pity indeed. I'll have to find somebody else.

 

[Bernkastel]

That would make an excellent picture I must say.

And uh.. Fun stuff!