The Daily Peon

[trolman]

yeah but we still need greater detail

also stopping the gif, it got annoying way too fast

 

[Legion_King]

It was annoying since the first post it was contained in.

 

[trolman]

thats why i did it

 

[Legion_King]

A fair purpose I believe.

 

[trolman]

pic making time, i guess :S

 

[AIagremm]

Where are we? The Daily Peon. Where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this group is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the years has looked up to the picture gallery and imagined new pictures appearing. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men waiting for rain to fall in uncontrollable thirst, many have died waiting. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Daily Peon, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can be active so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire group and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill the destiny of lazyness... We will destroy Daily Peon and then, when it is done and this group is ashes, then you have my permission to slack off.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh get a strawberry already.

 

[trolman]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[AIagremm]

Not gorilla warfare! I surrender!

 

[trolman]

okays

 

[trolman]

the king told me to tell you hi

 

[AIagremm]

Get heem douthbawgs! Dowabaaaweeeeee!

 

[trolman]

You know, i still miss him

 

[VeljkoM]

Me too he was The King.

 

[trolman]

and we were all his bois

 

[trolman]

7 new pics today

is very good

 

[Azsure]

Ralle is ignoring me, I'm mad.

 

[Bernkastel]

I am to blame. He has started to dislike me so it goes on you aswell because you share groups with me and you are also on my friendlist.

 

[Azsure]

I don't get what's so hard in removing the damn character limit in group threads.

 

[trolman]

whoa whoa whoa dont mess with the cheftain bro , he'll ban you into space, i made one joke about him and i got a six month infraction point, if he bans you there's no one to cry to

 

[Bernkastel]

There's always Pharaoh to cry to. Phar is my guardian.

 

[trolman]

so you've got good relations with the admins, but still the best they could do is beg cheftain to unban you

admins hate me and im afraid of doing something bad till 2014 because i'll get banned for like the 5th time and i'll miss out on the dp

 

[Bernkastel]

When the remainings of their lovely excrement begins to wear off my tongue, I always make sure to stick it back in.

 

[Azsure]

Considering it would be my first ban, I wouldn't be banned for more than a day anyway.

 

[trolman]

tfw talking to someone whos never been banned

 

[VeljkoM]

I think ban has little more in consideration then looking if it was your first or second but rather how sewer offense is. There are other ways to punish anyway besides ban.

 

[Bernkastel]

That's true!

My butt still hurts..

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh come now you enjoyed it.

 

[Bernkastel]

No, I... Didn't...

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh I see you prefer reversed roles.

 

[trolman]

faggotry? In my dp? I WONT ALLOW IT!

 

[Bernkastel]

Just try and stop me, Trol.

 

[trolman]

 

[Azsure]

Yay, Ralle is doing as I say.

 

[AIagremm]

He whaaaa?

 

[Azsure]

Come on, you think someone would say no to this face?

 

[AIagremm]

Hurr.

 

[Azsure]

Rruh.

 

[trolman]

Now tell him to give me admin powers.

 

[AIagremm]

Over my sweet body.

 

[trolman]

I err..uh....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LQFmKPA-iAg#at=297

 

[AIagremm]

That's impressively idiotic.

 

[trolman]

...but i wanna try it!

 

[AIagremm]

As promised, another pic coming.

 

[trolman]

I got a new avatar.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

hmm youtube is off limits

 

[trolman]

why the fuck are ogres trolls !?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Because we wanted Trolls that were big and not like Blizzard trolls

 

[trolman]

whats the problem with calling them ogres