The Daily Peon

[trolman]

my brother betrayed me !

 

[AIagremm]

I am Zulway, God of Mercy. Members, you have broken of Zulway's Twelve Tennants of Mercy, prepare for destruction.

 

[trolman]

But he wants to usurp my title as king !

 

[AIagremm]

What did he do anyway? And I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to members who have broken one of Zulway's Twelve Tennants of Mercy and must prepare for destruction.

 

[trolman]

Hes mad at me because dad (my now dead character) made me heir and not him, apperently after my war with the Magyars, my popularity fell so low that now he holds 120% (!!!) of the kingdom's levies (vassal army). So he asks him to give him the crown, i say no and he starts a civil war. He takes control of 1/4 of my country and 1/4 is still loyal to me, several weeks later (minutes) 2 of my dukes decide to join him so now 3/4 of my territories are lost and he has 300% more army than me, i cant ask any of the other kings for help, nor do i have the money to get mercenaries...

Idolatry is bad, Ivan!

 

[AIagremm]

Okay.

 

[trolman]

i found your fb account

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/The+stump+grinder/namrGan/

 

[trolman]

its broken, cant see

 

[AIagremm]

Oh well. Still, what?

 

[trolman]

whats with you and deleting posts recently? I still havent figured out what you did to my profile page

 

[AIagremm]

What's with you being an annoying douchebag recently? I still haven't figured out that either.

 

[trolman]

whats with you beeing pissed off and swearing recently? You were alot calmer and polite before you returned

 

[AIagremm]

Returned? Implying I was gone?

 

[trolman]

you were gone yesterday and came back today

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aCH5R0YLeZ

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I had my prom, or whatever the hell you call it, I went around town with some people until 5 in the morning when I went home. Then I slept until 15.00. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the damn trees are polinating and their white crap is flying around and I'm damn allergic to it, so I feel like shit.

 

[trolman]

no wondr your so grumpy, i hated the fucking shit out of mine

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Half-Life+3/MdDrGZq/

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I generally enjoyed mine. It's the sleepyness and waking up at a weird time that mostly annoyed me. That and the allergies. Eugh.

That... description... what...

 

[trolman]

so glad its over, just gotta get my diploma on tuseday and im over with the whole school thing, already ditching on my friends because i always felt it as beeing a part of a prison gang - you only need them to survive on the inside and you have to break up once you're free

discription is future

 

[AIagremm]

I'm not very glad, since this is the end of a 12-year old period of my life. Not sure what to do now.

Well, guess I'm buying a plastic bag then.

 

[trolman]

collage>job>MONEY

...i find collage scary...

 

[AIagremm]

College, Trol. Collage is a type of paper artwork. And wouldn't you rather go to university? I don't really know the difference.

But yes, the problem is, I don't know where to go.

 

[trolman]

i've noticed how poorly i type with all sorts of careless typos missing ' and no punctuation,

im scared from all the human interaction, guess i've become too socialy retarded

 

[AIagremm]

Don't worry, you can still fix it. I think.

 

[trolman]

im generally scared of doing new thins...shit i'll have to live in a far away town, meet new people, study in new place, live with some stranger, SOCIALISE *urgh* that one scares me the most, learning to live alongside other people, realising i'll never spend as much time as before with mom and pop and that they'll eventually kick the bucket and that i would be left to fight off this cold cruel world on my own...which when i think about it is a calming thought, for some strange reason

 

[AIagremm]

M'yes, pretty much.

 

[Misha]

y'know, trolman.. you aren't that bad of a person after all..

 

[trolman]

I know but i find it hard to rise above the water and fight all the vice.

 

[trolman]

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm gonna hang here with Trol, because you all abandoned him.

 

[AIagremm]

I'm here too, you know.

 

[Bernkastel]

No. Go away.

 

[AIagremm]

I can't. I'm connected to the group.

 

[Bernkastel]

Which part of you is connected to it?

 

[AIagremm]

The ownership part mostly. I'd let go, but a few people said that they would find and murder me if I gave it away to someone else.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh my.


You hate it.
Trol wants it.
You know this to be true.

 

[AIagremm]

I don't hate it, I quite like this group really. But it feels like everyone else has abandoned it, despite their claims that 'Just because I'm inactive, doesn't mean I don't care for the group'

 

[Bernkastel]

You have a group that everyone has abandoned?

Yeah.. I know how that feels.

 

[AIagremm]

But this group is a tightly knit community that formed over several years. So people making up excuses is getting quite annoying.

 

[Bernkastel]

Still. It's hard to tell if excuses are better than nothing at all.

 

[AIagremm]

It's hard to tell. But at this point I'm so used to this group being dead...

It really feels like the only two roleplayers in the group were me and Trol at this point, since I can't remember the last time anyone but us three has been active here.

 

[Bernkastel]

Yeah. I've just been chilling here since Bern's day. It did look a bit like people would've returned to life but I guess it was just for a few beats before they died again.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, it's mostly because VeljkoM has this magical ability to make people active as long as he is active. When he made a picture, the rest followed his example. But as he was preoccupied with university and... hrm... other stuff, he didn't make any more pictures and the group died once more.

But yea, around here Veljko is God.

 

[trolman]

14 posts while im gone ? WHOA thats some really serious revalation right there !

but lets get on semi-topic i guess im still here to fill the minimal social quota of human socialisation, i would be active if other people were, but to do so on my own feels like talking to myself because i feel nothing will really come out of it

Also, Veljko has pritty much abandoned us, he left in the middle of september and then returned once for april first and then again for Al's birthday. And thats all for nine months, his summer vacation should start soon but for all the passed time he's either become a moma or he has abandoned us. Maybe... God is Dead?

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, stop impersonating Nitzsche. Let's leave necrodeism out of this and just agree, that the rest of the group members don't have any plans of coming back, despite saying how important it is for them and how they just don't have the time.

 

[trolman]

But neiche is a retarded faggot who was so beta he got it only from a syphilistic hooker and his sister who he raped before dying, im better off getting life lessons from Azis.

Искам да ти кажа аз веднъж,
търсиш ли си мъж за мен се дръж.

I know, and im my toughts i have wondered if it might be time to set sail, towards a better community.

 

[AIagremm]

Probably.

 

[trolman]

so what where those deleted messages

 

[AIagremm]

Aaaaaaaand the entire concept of deleting messages not to offend people flew riiiiiiiiight over your head.

 

[Azsure]

Suddently I'm loosing my memory.

 

[trolman]

what