The Daily Peon

[The King]

must be that illegal porn i posted

 

[AIagremm]

#43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

 

[Azsure]

That rule is so true but disturbing at the same time.

 

[The King]

Heroes 5 y u no kiss me? I have to get kissed when im fucked in the ass. What the hell game, first u cheat me with OP elven army in the inferno campaign, now i have an OP elven army and Im waiting for a noob Inferno army that wont attack, damn this game is bugged as hell, damn you ubisoft !!!

 

[Misha]

lmao King..

 

[AIagremm]

Man, that's deep.

 

[Azsure]

It's old though.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I'm not surprised after I've read a theory that everyone in Ed, Edd & Eddy are actually in Purgatory.

 

[Azsure]

Fun.

 

[Azsure]

 

[AIagremm]

Ahhh... kids.

 

[The King]

 

[AIagremm]

The King is speechless.

 

[AIagremm]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

 

[The King]

kool kk

 

[Amargaard]

I think I killed my grandparents dog

 

[AIagremm]

Aren't you a little angel.

 

[Amargaard]

Me - an angel? I just took a life, I don't think angels do that :l

Long story short:
My grandparents went on vacation to London and I was appointed responsible for their house and two dogs in this weekend. Turned out the house became a hotspot for party people and stoners, and suddenly we realized one of the dogs had eaten half a Nutella-glass - and chocolate is like poison to dogs, so it wouldn't surprise me if it dies soon >.>

 

[AIagremm]

Yep, he's dead.

 

[Amargaard]

I hope not, my grandparents will kill me if that's the case >.>
Stay alive Albert!

 

[The King]

Am
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[AIagremm]

"King", you and your invisible images.

 

[The King]

But i uploaded it on the hive in an album !!!

 

[Azsure]

Seems like if the album is private we won't see it.

 

[The King]

now?

 

[Azsure]

Yep.

 

[The King]

Dont watch, 2scary

 

[AIagremm]

 

[The King]

 

[AIagremm]

Oh noooo.

 

[AIagremm]

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".
The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.
The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down.
And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, "I'm dynamite."
Everybody runs away hysterically. When one of them is asked why, he says, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"

 

[The King]

>mental hospital

i'r dissapoint al >:/

 

[AIagremm]

What?

 

[The King]

 

[Azsure]

For Am

 

[The King]

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[The King]

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Misha]

i'm not getting it

 

[The King]

 

[Legion_King]

Well our good King must be informed that Azsure is not to be underestimated.

 

[The King]

Fist he counters my pick before i actually pick it, and now you know too? Definetly hax or illuminati

 

[Legion_King]

Arcane

 

[AIagremm]

Or perhaps you're just predictable.

 

[Amargaard]

Albert the dog survived, and my grandparents never realized I held a party in their house! They won't hate me the rest of my life! Yay!

Oh, and fuck Dolan Duck.

 

[Legion_King]

Albert Survives - Volume II, by Amargaard

 

[AIagremm]

Albert lived on, as a simple dog, but developed a phobia of chocolate, smoke, teenagers and loud music.

 

[The King]

He's gonna try to get you for revenge now.

 

[The King]

 

[AIagremm]