The Daily Peon

[trolman]

kg?Well I live in my capital from the DP

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh right Kragujevac-Kg Krag'uyl is also city in Felwood.

And good thing you didn't translated rest of the song.

 

[trolman]

you mean about the smell of shit xD

Anyways mom is annoying and I gotta turn of the pc and sleep see you guys tommrow.

 

[chr2]

I translated it... (Google translate for the win!) Denmark doesn't stink!.. that much...
Sweet dreams trolman.

 

[VeljkoM]

Actually it is skunk
"Burns castle of Helsingør, nation of Denmark stink like skunk.
"Burns city of Belgrade, I sense fungus, stench is spreading" was it like this?

Cya tomorrow.

 

[chr2]

So it is skunk?!
What translate said: Burning house Helsinor, state skunk who stinks Denmark,
Burning the City of Belgrade, feel decay, spreading the stink smell.

 

[VeljkoM]

There is also for Amsterdam song.

Oh did Denmark really killed Sorbs in the name of Christ??

 

[chr2]

Here's a song about Serbia!
Serbien er et land! Det er seriøst et land! Et land, et land, et land! La-la-la-la-la! (Yes, I just made that song up).

 

[VeljkoM]

Please I got better:
Serbian is crazy, Serbian is cursed, you kill him once he wants it again.

Or I could find worse? I don't mind insulting my country.

 

[chr2]

What? Try translating what I just said.

 

[VeljkoM]

"Serbia is a country! It is seriously a country! A country, a country, a country"?

 

[chr2]

Yay!

 

[VeljkoM]

Translate this:
Tamo daleko, daleko od mora,

Tamo je selo moje, tamo je Srbija.
Tamo je selo moje, tamo je Srbija.

Tamo daleko, gde cveta limun žut,
Tamo je srpskoj vojsci jedini bio put.
Tamo je srpskoj vojsci jedini bio put.

Tamo daleko gde cveta beli krin,
Tamo su živote dali zajedno otac i sin.
Tamo su živote dali zajedno otac i sin.

Tamo gde tiha putuje Morava,
Tamo mi ikona osta, i moja krsna slava.
Tamo mi ikona osta, i moja krsna slava.

Tamo gde Timok, pozdravlja Veljkov grad,
Tamo mi spališe crkvu, u kojoj venčah se mlad.
Tamo mi spališe crkvu, u kojoj venčah se mlad.

Bez otadžbine daleko, na Krfu živeh ja,
ali sam ponosno klic'o, Živela Srbija!
ali sam ponosno klic'o, Živela Srbija!

 

[chr2]

There, far, far away from the sea,

There is my village, there is Serbia.
There is my village, there is Serbia.

There, far away, where the Yellow Lemon Blooms,
There is a Serbian army was the only way.
There is a Serbian army was the only way.

Far and Away where white lily flower,
Whether there are lives together father and son.
Whether there are lives together father and son.

Where quiet travel Morava,
There we remained an icon, and my krsna slava.
There we remained an icon, and my krsna slava.

Where Timok, welcomes Veljkov city
There we burned the church, which marry the young.
There we burned the church, which marry the young.

Without a homeland far away, in Corfu živeh I
but I am proud klic'o, lived Serbian!
but I am proud klic'o, lived Serbian!

 

[VeljkoM]

"klic'o" means cheered. To be honest on wiki it is better translated?
And it is Veljko's city, damn translation ever heard of case (padez).

 

[lord_ken]

Tamo su živote dali zajedno otac i sin.

 

[VeljkoM]

Why "and son" in red?

 

[lord_ken]

It looks more like i sin to me. :/

 

[VeljkoM]

I sin...
That whole sentence means that father and son gave their lives.

 

[AIagremm]

Otec i sin?

 

[VeljkoM]

Otac-father, Sin-son.

 

[trolman]

I understood the most of it without any translators.

 

[lord_ken]

Hey, trolman. If you really did rip-off The God Emperor from Dawn of war, shouldn't you be sitting on a golden throne with 100 life supports as he does?

 

[VeljkoM]

Ken Skippy does that. Trolman sits then on Skippy. There was just two historic events when Trolman wasn't riding.

 

[trolman]

Thats when starcraft comes.For now im still alive and loving my life and wife,children and everything,emperor sits in a throne and has a 100 life support machines because he's over 40 000 years old,while my charecter is 28...

 

[VeljkoM]

How can you still be 28 when your kids are ready to get married?

 

[trolman]

Well Tiri is 25... but thats what I hate about dp timeline,its messed up,and you made Ronnie grow up too fast with your pic when he met Calliope.

 

[Tleno]

Duh, there is no timeline in DP, tommorow will be next week, Starcraft will be released month ago and Trolman soon will be born...

Talking about sorry, sorry for inactiveness, but thislag kills me. Period.

 

[trolman]

yeah i hate this nontime thing -.- but wth me and Tiri are both ageless from the power of fate generated from the empire people

It was worse but now I think its gone. Paranoid.

 

[Tleno]

No, it will return and will eat our brains just like those monster from horror movies that return and kill you when you think they're gone. Like Freddy Kriuger, Alien, Random monsters/mutants/alien creatures and George Bush.

 

[trolman]

True true...but...nah...It returns in the evening,now things are cool...exept Im melting cuz its too warm

 

[Tleno]

And it's not hot in here... cool.... it even rains a lil' bit!
Oh, today on that Russian chanel I and probably Al watch all the time (The one we were so excited about yesterday) they are gonna show a docummentary about that Trololo man. I allways forget his name but from what I've seen from preview it seems he became popular again and has a Kid Show called "Mister Trololo" now. They will tell about his life... maybe they'll even answer how he manages to smile that way?

 

[trolman]

Well I melt D: and Tiri's always hot.Oh this thick black armor doesent help at all.

I know he became famous but that famous?To have his own docummentary and kid show?

 

[Tleno]

That channel quite often makes documentaries about old celebrities and that guy was really famous in Sovier Russia famous is you.
And that child show... I dunno really about it, but it seems children tough he's funny... Isn't that right, trolman?

Also as I heard he found himself popular again after his 12-year grandson started to sing that song and he asked why and grandson said he'll so kewl in Youtube so that guy whatever he's called started to give singing lessons to youtubers and selling t-shirts. To youtubers.

 

[trolman]

Well lets just hope they dont start popularising every youtube membe.

*trolman turns on tv*
"Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna run around and-- "
*trolman turns of tv*
Ah run!

hows the weather in Draenorsh?

 

[Tleno]

Dunno, I'll check it on TV altrough I can esily just watch trough the window but I'm lazy.
*Turns on tv*
TRY OUR NEW WAZZUP ORANGE JUICE OR ELSE YOU"LL BE AN ONION RING!
*Turns off TV*
Oh my...


Okay, I'm gonne killing innocent people in Fallout 3...

 

[trolman]

scary D:

arent they all either mutants or bandits/rogues?

 

[JokeMaster]

Nope...Some are civilised... Nad i got a 5 from biology test <SHOCK>

 

[trolman]

oh noes my cat has bad health...i think...its going to die <:O

 

[chr2]

Dogs > Cats.

 

[AIagremm]

Noes! You have a cat? Oo

Tleno, I saw the commerical. I also saw Chronicles of Riddick yesterday!

 

[trolman]

Fuck you chr2 my cat died!

This day will always be a sad one for me,shame it had to be Tleno's birthday...

 

[trolman]

we're gonna go burry him now ;( ;(

 

[AIagremm]

You are fucking me up! =O

Dude that sucks. I remember how my guinee pig died on my eyes D':

 

[trolman]

yes he died infront of my own eyes,less than 20 minutes ago...we're gonna go find a place to burry him now but he was more than a pet...he was a family member...

 

[AIagremm]

Thats why I didnt have any pets for many years... its hard when they die.... and Im allergic.

 

[trolman]

Im just soo sad right now <;( <;( he was a family member and like a brother to me...i loved him...now...mom is just carying him around a pice of cloth crying...and I just cant stop crying <;( <;( everywere I look i have memories...

 

[chr2]

Ouch, I'm sorry trolman .
I also remember how my rabbit died... He wouldn't eat, and then he just... died...

 

[AIagremm]

Almost the same thing happened to my guinee pig!

 

[chr2]

Oh my god! It must be some sort of conspiracy! The mammals are commiting suicide all over the world!