The Daily Peon

[trolman]

1.6...

 

[VeljkoM]

He is not normal there.

 

[trolman]

huh? Also im downloading files from the zombie server

 

[AIagremm]

Where?

 

[VeljkoM]

Trolman "Clint", or Deagel-man in CS.

 

[chr2]

Al, what's you full name?

 

[AIagremm]

By rules of Internet if I say my name my head will explode and my penis will shrink and fall off.

 

[VeljkoM]

That didn't happen to me.

 

[trolman]

well what can I say...Im really that good esp when Im with my lucky .44 revolver skin for the deagle

 

[chr2]

That was... Weird... You're supposed to be serious! You can't be like that, Dictionary!
My name is Christian Emil Ranmar... Ranmar is pronounced like "Rend mig" which means "Screw you" or similar. People made fun of that once...

 

[trolman]

once?I'll use it all the time now > Christian Emo Screwyou

 

[AIagremm]

Rend? Rend like the chieftain of the Dark Horde!

 

[VeljkoM]

Chr2 has a point. You are like Warcraft Dictionary.

 

[AIagremm]

No, Im Loooorekeeeeepeeer.

 

[lord_ken]

A walking dictionary?


HERESY!!! Kill it!

 

[chr2]

Rend in danish is pronounced with an a-sound. Like ran.

 

[Amargaard]

More "rarn" actually...

 

[chr2]

Oh, so you are here to make fun of my name too, amar? Revenge... REVENGE!

 

[Amargaard]

No, I'm saying that "rend" sounds more like "rarn" than "ran"...

 

[chr2]

Okay, that's it! I can no longer take this! Goodbye, cruel world!

 

[Amargaard]

What? Does "Rarn" mean anything in English?

 

[chr2]

Don't think so.

 

[Amargaard]

Then I haven't offended you!! :-/

 

[chr2]

You haven't?

 

[Amargaard]

Nope.

 

[chr2]

Lies!

 

[Amargaard]

Well.... I didn't mean to!

 

[chr2]

More lies!

 

[Amargaard]

Well... can you forgive me, please?? I'm sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-Larry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry! <:'C

 

[chr2]

Even more lies!

 

[trolman]

Rarn means lies on my language! No not rly.

 

[lord_ken]

chr2 your name is awesome!!

I mean, not many people can manage insulting people by introducing himself.

 

[chr2]

Lol. Hello, my name is Christian SCREW YOU!

 

[trolman]

see!how good is that?

mine is _____ _______. (if I told you my real name I would be dead by now)

 

[chr2]

....

 

[trolman]

neva gonna tell it!

 

[chr2]

Okay...

 

[AIagremm]

Ywaq Maq Oou!

 

[trolman]

*trolman dies*

 

[AIagremm]

Actually this means "They never die..." in Old God language.

 

[trolman]

you got the wrong old god servant,my wife is not me

 

[chr2]

You just made that up, Al?

 

[AIagremm]

No I didnt.

 

[lord_ken]

Your wife is an old god servant?!!?


Must resist yelling and gnashing the word " Heretic "...





HERETIC!!!!

 

[AIagremm]

Ywaq maq oou; ywaq maq ssaggh. Ywaq ma shg'fhn. Shgla'yos plahf mh'naus. Gul'kafh an'shel. Yoq'al shn ky ywaq nuul. Ywaq puul skshgn: on'ma yeh'glu zuq. Ywaq ma phgwa'cul hnakf. Iilth vwah, uhn'agth fhssh za.

 

[trolman]

Well she was,and if you come anywere near my wife I will kill you.

 

[lord_ken]

I'm watching you... <.< Anyone who refuges heretics deserve to die. That is the judgement of the immortal Emperor.









I have got to lay it down a little...

 

[trolman]

See I am the immortal Emperor and my wife is the only known heretic that survived in my empire because I love her too much.

 

[lord_ken]

I was not referring to you. False emperor.

 

[trolman]

False?Im a total rip off of that emperor,and im him here!I am also worshiped as a god!But I'm not as racist as he is.