The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

FARMVILLE!
Yeah, I saw them all, but FARMVILLE! rules.

FARMVILLE!

 

[Tleno]

Hey Ttrolman, have you seen the video of a pradoy on the...
Farmville?!
It's just like an actual PC game...
accidentally dropped into volcano!

 

[trolman]

alright this is getting annoying I should probably study about soundwaves for tommrow now...

 

[Tleno]

Don't study about soundwaves...
Study about Farmville! and have no life!

 

[trolman]

hmm its very intriging...but no I must study about soundwaves!

 

[Misha]

lul what? Ouo

 

[Tleno]

You know the "Farmville" game from "Facebook' from "Internet"? So we are laughting from it's parody.
Mishaville!

 

[AIagremm]

Misha, you just got FARMVILLED!

 

[Tleno]

man that's a real Lolville!

Okay, enough fooling around or Misha might get DPphobia again.

Okay, one more time. Fartville!

 

[VeljkoM]

Well it is finally done! Eternal Beta loop is finished and I can actually play!

So did you call Darkiron?

 

[Tleno]

How did you managed to stop it?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me tell me tell me! And best if you'll do that via VM...

 

[lord_ken]

What eternal beta loop?

 

[VeljkoM]

Starcraft 2 beta has annoyingly long patching system...It literally patches every single version one by one. The 0.10 is longest patch...

 

[lord_ken]

Oh that. I have the beta too. But I didn't use it.

 

[VeljkoM]

I found some great maps! And damn "hard" AI killed me -.-

 

[chr2]

Ehh trolman. I talked with Camilla today... *low voice* but didn't have the guts to tell her.

 

[trolman]

YOU DISSAPOINT ME!Do it,dont whaste your chance man,if she likes you now she'll become your girlfriend,if she likes you later,she'll know you like her so she'll ask you.And if she doesent like you at all.....well atleast you know you have no chance and dont have to dream over her.Now get of the chair and go tell her!Before I go and by a plane ticket to Denmark!

 

[chr2]

It's harder than it sounds!

 

[trolman]

Hmmm.......... http://flights.expedia.com/flights_tDCPH.htm
Nah i dont have the money,nor do i know were you live and i dont know a simple danish word...

The point is you should tell her.Or years later when you finnaly grow the balls and ask her she'll reply a little something like this "That lamo trolman can only dream of me beeing his girlfriend" thats what I got because I was a chicken to ask the girl I liked when she liked me,cuz now you'll probably say "nah i dont need her,theres alot of other girls that are better than her" and if you dont get a replasement for her fast,you will get depressed,I am depressed but I cure myself with Alcohol.

 

[chr2]

Camilla would reply: "That lamo trolman can only dream of me beeing his girlfriend"? xD
I know I have to... I also really wanted to, but we'll rarely meet eachother again.

 

[trolman]

Thats what the girl I asked told me!Well i didnt really ask her,i found out form a stolen letter but my cirminal activitys are a diffrent story.

Do it,if she likes you you'll meet more often,unless you live far away,but still you can comunicate,via internet,phone or letters that I might steal.

 

[chr2]

We live in the same city. She'll even go to the same gymnasium as me, but not same class.
I start to get an idea about trolman (the knight on the horse) is actually representing the real you, in some ways.

 

[lord_ken]

It has happened , I have finished downloading and patching Perfect world and is now playing it. Nooeeez.

 

[trolman]

See no problems with not meeting.But really tell her.If she says no you'll have a few bad weeks but then you'll get over her and live happyly ever after.Untill one day the pain will strike you and turn you into an alcoholic...or is that just me.Probably just me since I'm too lonely.And not lonely from the no friends type,the no girlfriend type. So I heal with two sour Rakias!YEAH!Sadly i couldnt drink them today cuz I'll get drunk and forget everything I learend for tommrow :\

Yes behind the great conqurer of Azeroth lies a sad frighten little boy who just whants love.


LOLOLOLOL!Why am I sharing all of this?Wierdest thing is I dont say why I'm depressed to my reallife friends but I say to some random strangers.Issues yeah...

 

[chr2]

Because noone here really knows you, and therefore can't judge you.
But dude, one day you will find someone else, trust me.
Also, I haven't told anybody (except for you, mah internet friends ;D) about my feelings for Camilla :/
And ken, this is actually an emotional moment!

 

[trolman]

Indeed they dont...
Well everyone in this group saw it but they dont really know you so dont give a fuck,neither do I.

I guess I will,but I hope its not too late...till then I only have loud rock N roll and rakia to save me,Rock On!*drinks from cup*

but no rly i feel bad and only those two things kinda help

 

[VeljkoM]

Lord Ken you play Perfect World?

 

[chr2]

VeljkoM, what did I just tell ken?!

trolman, why would it be too late? You are not talking about... you know, comitting suicide, are you?

 

[trolman]

No...*puts the knife back in the kitchen*
Before all the good chicks got taken and I'm too old for the young pritty ones so I have to settle for the free ugly ones,then I prefer to live alone altough it will be a pritty sad life,or not.

 

[VeljkoM]

Chr2 he said he just patched it...can't you read?

 

[chr2]

So all the hot chicks are taken? That's something new... And you could also be a pedophile like me

Yes, and I told him this was an emotional moment...

 

[trolman]

Currently yes,i better look at the younger ones (3 years younger max) or else I'm not screwed...

No....pedophiles are even worse than gays.

 

[VeljkoM]

Chr2 you are more like necrophile...

 

[chr2]

My character in this RP maybe is. But there's a living person sitting behind a computer, who plays him.

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh not guy that likes corpses! Guy that likes older then him(reveres pedophile)...

 

[trolman]

There is?
#Program Trolman 0.006b#
-system error
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-
-can not compute
#Due to a big error trolman is shutting down,have a pleasant day#
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.

 

[chr2]

Lol.
In fact you're right by that, VeljkoM. Camilla is like 13 days (or is it 14?) older than me.

 

[trolman]

hmm the girl I liked was 36/7 days older than me...suspecious...

 

[VeljkoM]

Nah only counts if she is older then 18.

 

[chr2]

Then you're wrong... again...

 

[VeljkoM]

Again? Wait so you don't like singers and actress on TV?

 

[trolman]

Huh?Maybe he's from those sickos that rape elderly women,now why would you go rape some granney insted of some hot young chick!?!?

 

[chr2]

Ehh... No! Maybe... If they're hot.

 

[trolman]

old grandmas? D:!!!

 

[chr2]

No, women over the age of 18 on television... Megan Fox for example...

 

[trolman]

12-35 they're alright 35-43 only if they're really hot 43-X no thanks

 

[chr2]

43?! Ehhh... I thought you had the idea about people over the age of 35 were old...

 

[trolman]

thats why I said,only if she's really hot

 

[chr2]

Don't you mean he?

 

[VeljkoM]

What did Ralle have in mind when he said that "social groups are just spams"...