The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

NEWS: Hunt for Tleno™ is finished! Now, should I post a thread with the comic in the forums?

 

[VeljkoM]

Or maybe turn it in to cinematic.

 

[Misha]

i dunno if he even saved the map he made that with

 

[AIagremm]

I did, however I deleted the unneeded parts of the terrain to make new ones. Luckily they are easy to recreate. Right now all of the map is occupied with the burning city

 

[Fussiler1]

Hunt for Tleno is finished? Where is it? o.o

 

[AIagremm]

In my albums, duh.

 

[Evillizard]

Start a new age of peace for the hive peons, or I'll kick your ass.

 

[trolman]

No war is the awnser to life.

 

[Misha]

Who the heck got the war idea?

 

[trolman]

I did because alagremm stole my the 1337nt post on the randomlulzerz

 

[Misha]

Trivial.. Abandon this war or i shall personally attack and singe you

lol.. you can use Jigrael's lightning elemental for me C:

 

[trolman]

Arentyou a naga living in sewers in the ruined capital city?

 

[AIagremm]

No. He was exiled for trying to build a statue of Queen Azshara in public toilet.
I guess he explained what he did, in Nazjatar, with some... new features. They turned him into Archon of Maelstrom.

 

[trolman]

Hmm who are you going to attack you thing?

 

[Misha]

( hmm, who should i attack, rly? C: )

 

[trolman]

Him cuz he allready has a bunch of people on his side!

 

[AIagremm]

And Im gettin me stronger! I already have some heroes, plus Im going to get some new races besides humans and draenei into my armies. Local furbolgs already have joined me for my... logs.

 

[trolman]

Oh you mean tleno's group of rag-tag peasant rebels?Also furbolgs live in kalimdor and where on the eastern continent.Also how will you summon your draenei friends from outland anyways?
And is this the new place we will talk about the upcoming war?

 

[Misha]

get me to attack a random faction, maybe that peace guy and his treants C<

 

[trolman]

You will,as soon as he respondes back cuz i asked him if he really wants to.Also what's your race?(for the minions)

 

[AIagremm]

Some of the furbolgs just shipcrushed in the forests a few hundred years ago.
All in good time...

 

[trolman]

Wait furbolgs have ships?And you didnt awnser all my questions.

 

[Evillizard]

Actually, the furbolgs joined me. So did the enviromentalists, and so did the flower army (We're using them for our heavy siege units)
Also, the Sporrgar joined us. They said that dictator Alagremm is a stinky commie. Pity yourself.
BTW, I destroyed all the nagas in Zangermarsh cus they were hurting water. And that's just SICK.

This war is making me want to make a quick and stupid map.

EDIT: Done. I was actually quite suprised at how balanced it turned out.
https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/maps-564/daily-peon-aos-155867/

 

[AIagremm]

I never liked those spore dudes. They dont fit the lore. However I am pleased that naga left Zangar.

Some furbolgs already serve me because of my... special allies.

 

[Misha]

Alagremm.. would you make a screenie with a lightning elemental Jigrael made?
I kinda join you to fight that green dude.

 

[AIagremm]

I thought you would join Evllizard, but I guess you really arent a hippy.
Plus I can use your Maelstrom-given powers for my Grand Plan.

 

[VeljkoM]

Who to join...racist empire, crazy hippie fanatics or what ever alagremm fights for...

 

[AIagremm]

I fight for independency, future of my people and allies wo are now my people as well and the land to the future generations and stuff. You know, democratic stuff, except that I am the leader.

 

[VeljkoM]

Are you interest with signing treaty with Leviathan? If you do you'll get army of murlocs and other of his minions. And no need to join "save the murlocs" foundation.

 

[AIagremm]

I dont need new minions or murlocs, but I'd be glad to live in peave and ally anyone I can(except the really evil ones)

 

[trolman]

Murlocks eh?Join Alagremm or the hippie.Eaven if it costs me my life and the lifes of milions of people i wont ally non-humans.

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea that's why they didn't join you. Alto pirates and other nations are more friendly. I'll post soon picture.

 

[trolman]

I dont need non-human allys in this time of war.I got no problem living right next a nation of ones but i dont want to owe them nothing.Also this is kinda offtopic,we should be talking in the war thred.(i feel like doing a terrain 2 but i dont have any ideas)

 

[AIagremm]

Make a pic how your warriors burned a forest to defeat Evillizard but found out that they burned a normal forest instead of a living one.

 

[trolman]

What?But thats a total FAIL?I mean things like this are alays covered up by teh govermant.I cant betray myself.

 

[Evillizard]

I fight to legalize weed.
Jk. I fight for hippyism.
I fight for Canada.
I fight for not fighting (It works pretty well. Not fighting always works)
I fight for SPARTA (*gulpgulpgulpgulp*)

 

[Misha]

I think the hippie needs a boot.

 

[Evillizard]

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[Misha]

.. You want another report, hippie? >:/

 

[Evillizard]

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If I got you a pie, would you feel better?
Pie is always the answere
Well, not as good as peace, but it's still good.

 

[AIagremm]

Dudes, check the story I wrote, plz!

 

[trolman]

This war is the best thing that happened for the daily peon,too bad tleno isnt here,i understand him,like if the war was in a blood elfs fan group....ugh

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, Trolman Empire Civil War is awesome, however there are too many non-trolmanians in it I think.
What if we make peace with each other and fight hippies and grouses?

 

[trolman]

Gee I dont know....you kinda stole my 1337nt post,but i also dislike the hippie and how unserious takakenji was....maybe....

 

[AIagremm]

Well, I have my own economy now, so I can give you your 500000 gold back... plus my high elves brought some blood elves with them to show in zoos as what can a great wise being become. I can give you some for murderin'!

 

[trolman]

OK!But olnly if you promise that your group of wackos will stay out of the trolman empire for good!(tell me what races and people are under your control cuz im doing a report right now)

 

[AIagremm]

I will post a pic!

 

[trolman]

Oh but i was going to do one :\.Oh well better be fast while i go play something else.

 

[AIagremm]

I already did
I had it all day, but I was too lazy to post it.

 

[Evillizard]

Too bad I already won the war, you know, with my peace skills and all.
Yep. It pays to have peace.
But there where many costs to the war.
We lost a good member.