The Clouds

[Shadowz123]

-=WARNING CONTAINS SEXUAL MATERIAL WHICH COULD OFFEND SOME READERS!=-
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The Clouds
By Shadowz123

Jack - Dad dad! Whats those puffy marshmellow thingys?
Dad - Theyre called Clouds! you con see pictures inside of em if u look close enough!
(jack spots something in the clouds)
Jack - Dad that looks like a girl and another girl doing...
Dad - Uhh having a pillow fight, with uhh flexible sticks painted pink...(yea that should do!)
Jack - can i have a flexible stick painted pink for christmas!
Dad - ummm, no son...
Jack - Fine, ill go ask mum!
(runs off)
Jack - Mum can i have a flexible stick painted pink for christmas?
Mum - a dildo?
Jack - a what?
Mum - oh dear...
Jack - whats a dildo?
Mum - Umm, its a little play toy for Adults
Jack - can i have one?!
Mum - your not an adult!
Jack - yes i am! im 7
Mum - your not now get out before i slap some sense into you!
Jack - fine....
(walks back outside and stares at the sky)
Jack - hmmm...wow that cloud looks just like my pee pee! MUM DAD!!
Mum - Yes?
Jack - That cloud looks like my pee pee!!
Mum - oh my...
Dad - oh bugger...
Jack - that one looks like fluffy's when hes playing with the teddy!
Mum - (chuckles) No it dosent, now get inside young man!
Jack - aww man...
Dad - do what your mother says!!
(door slams)
Mum - (Laughs) wow, our kids funny, i wonder who told him that...
(Flashbacks to when Dad was drunk)
Dad - you know whats good *hic*?
Jack - what dad?
Dad - When i play with your mums boobies *hic* theyre so *hic* what was on about?*hic*
Jack - mummys boobies
Dad - Oh right, and she plays with my pee pee
Jack - can mum play with my pee pee!
Dad - YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY WIFE *hic*
Jack - DAD calm down
Dad - What? *sleeps*
(end flashback)
Dad - hehe uhh, i dont know maybe School?

The End.

 

[Kimbo]

you have a weird..weird mind...

 

[Capcy]

i second that charge!

Fined $190 for illegal material!

.. its a.. er.. eventful. story..

 

[Chaos]

Let me guess, you wrote it in school

Unique and strange ...

Chaos

 

[The_wand_mirror]

I think he likes hentai ...

 

[Dr Super Good]

Pointless.

And wierd.

That kid featured suffers from a lack on knowledge.
You can tell by "Jack - Dad dad! Whats those puffy marshmellow thingys?" Since it clearly shows that he has the knowledge of a 4 year old at the age of 7 which can be proven by "Jack - yes i am! im 7"

Please note I could go on for ages analising this but I wish not to since I hate writing critical evaluations.

This is purly pointless and thus I recomend you think of something with more a point to it or do not write at all since this is just plain sick, not really funny even.

 

[Xarwin]

I think he likes hentai ...

I guess we don't have to search far where he's getting those magical fantasies...

 

[The guy who needs help]

its twisted and wierd like the mind that wrote it (no offense) unique though

 

[The_wand_mirror]

I guess we don't have to search far where he's getting those magical fantasies...

Mh no im not into hentai if u think so ..