Swedish

[annoying]

Hey guys. I'm Swedish and I like teaching. If you would like to learn some of the language spoken in Sweden by about 9 000 000 people you can read here.


My name is *=Jag heter *
What is your name?=Vad heter du?
Hello=Hej
Good morning=God morgon
How are you?=Hur mår du?
I'm fine=Jag mår bra
I have a headache=Jag har huvudvärk
I LOVE WARCRAFT III=JAG ÄLSKAR WARCRAFT III

And the strange letters... "Å" or "å" is pronounced like "aaw..." and "Ä" or "ä" is kind of like "air"

Happy new year!

 

[Mechanical Man]

Is true that swedish language has no feminine and masculine genders?

 

[Daminon]

And why should you learn people swedish?? We are not some big famous country at all. It's like Olof would start teaching his language.

I like seals == jag gillar sälar
Cats are cute == katter är gulliga

 

[LordDz]

I dunno, maybe cuz there's to many maps on german that we need some in Swedish?

Pingviner äger sälar = Pinguins owns seals.

 

[Jacek]

how is in Swedish:

"Hi, I come from Sweden I have very good connection, lets start the game?"

it would prove useful for dota games :/

 

[LordDz]

how is in Swedish:

"Hi, I come from Sweden I have very good connection, lets start the game?"

it would prove useful for dota games :/

Tjenare, ja e från Sverige och har ett jävligt bra bredband, låt oss köra?

 

[DaedraEater]

Det finns en bombardera i byggnaden! = There's a bomb in the building!
Hur gör du? = How do you do?
Kan behar jag använda din badrum? = Can I use your bathroom, please?

WARCRAFT III HÄRSKAR! HELVETE JA!! = WARCRAFT III RULES! HELL YES!! (Yeah didn't get translated)

 

[Daminon]

I wonder how long it will take before this thread gets closed by Ralle or Mecheon.

 

[<Offspring>]

Det finns en bombardera i byggnaden! = There's a bomb in the building!

It's "Det finns en bomb i byggnaden"
Jag är också svensk = Im also swedish

 

[Daminon]

Why are so many people here capable of speaking swedish?

 

[LordDz]

I think there's one logical answer.

A hell lot of people from Sweden play games - A lot of users here are from sweden.

 

[HolyRider]

[offtopic] NORWEGIAN : [/offtopic]

I hate you = Jeg hater deg
Oh my god, what a noob = Herregud for en nybegynner / noob
I'm pro = Jeg er pro
WarCraft Rules = WarCraft ruler
Yes, I am norwegian = Ja, jeg er norsk
Your mom sucks big d***s = Din mor suger store p***er (sorry sensure lol)
You're gay = Du er homo

Just so you know the basics of norwegian too!

 

[DaedraEater]

Hehe, I used on online translator... but I'm hoping I can study some Scandinavian languages in High School and onward, I might also take German...

 

[GST_Nemisis]

what does "var du ben" mean?

 

[DaedraEater]

Lol, it means 'be you legs', praise that online translator...

 

[GST_Nemisis]

i believe ben means bone....so i dont think its that.

 

[<Offspring>]

what does "var du ben" mean?

Were you bone?

 

[GST_Nemisis]

excellent. thanks!

and "Ä" or "ä" is kind of like "air"

so how then do you say Älskar? airlskar? i dont understand how Ä could exist next to anything other than a voule?

 

[Daminon]

Å == all
Ä == air
Ö == terminate

 

[Kuhneghetz]

so how then do you say Älskar? airlskar? i dont understand how Ä could exist next to anything other than a voule?

L-skar


Since my microphone sucks and I can't find any Swedish text-to-speech programs, I did something drastic and used english voices from MS TalkIt! and manipulated the words to make the voices say å, ä and ö, even though it's not perfect.
The voice in the mp3 basically says Å, Ä and Ö in that order.

 

[LordDz]

what does "var du ben" mean?

That's not even real swedish.. Looks more like ''Where you've been'' - Vart har du varit ?

 

[GST_Nemisis]

its an arrangement of swedish words which may possibly have no meaning. for example, were you bone has no meaning either.

 

[annoying]

Swedish is the most unlogical language in the whole world. The pronounciation for example, "sch", "sh" and "tj" are the same sound, and so are "sk", "sj" and "stj". And the word "och" is pronounced like "ock" instead of what it should be, "osh". And also, "dig", which means "you", is pronounced like English "Dey".

More phrases:

Go away=Dra härifrån
Oh my God, you're such a n00b!=Herregud, du är en sån n00b!
I'm better than you=Jag är bättre än dig
I rule=Jag äger

 

[Daminon]

Please don't kille me. I'm just a cute little seal. :3 - Snälla döda mig inte. Jag är bara en gullig liten säl.

 

[annoying]

Is true that swedish language has no feminine and masculine genders?

It's more like the opposite, there are both feminine and masculine genders, and also two neutral. Spanish and French have only two genders, male and female. English and German have three genders, male, female and neutral. Swedish has two neutral.

 

[GST_Nemisis]

english has genders? i just though english just had retarded grammar that actually makes no sense.

 

[Pitakebab]

Like I Don't Hear That Language Enough In My Hometown Which Is 87% Swedish!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

 

[annoying]

english has genders? i just though english just had retarded grammar that actually makes no sense.

At least I think so... if gender means what I think it does...
And the grammar thing: I totally agree. English and Swedish are totally retarded languages; both!

 

[The_wand_mirror]

All grammar sucks.

Norwegians pwn. The north rules.

=D

 

[DaedraEater]

Yes, alongside my favourite places Scandanavia is my favourite... loved the city of Copenhagen and Greenland (It's technically part of Denmark sooo... but I didn't stay there that long =P). Hmm... maybe I should make a favourite places thread...

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Are all Denmark girls extremely beautiful? .. just because i saw one damn nice one once

 

[annoying]

Hmm... maybe I should make a favourite places thread...

Yeah, why don't you do that?

 

[robot-dude]

Jag önskar till f**k din fru = I wish to f**k your wife

Jag känna sexig i min emo bälte = I feel sexy in my emo belt

Funny - Jag önskar till gifta sig med din get = I wish to marry your goat

 

[DaedraEater]

Funny - Jag önskar till gifta sig med din get = I wish to marry your goat

LOL!! Made my day... ^^ +repies. Boy, Is it just me or am I reeeeaaaally slow and 'somewhere else' this week, must be taking after Milt (Cart and Cwidder).

 

[GST_Nemisis]

ive been spamming that in wow general chat

"Jag önskar till gifta sig med din get" ftw...

 

[Kuhneghetz]

Bajs = Poop
Apa = Monkey
Potatis = Potatoes
Säl = Seal
Riddare = Knight
Dag = Day
Natt = Night
Penis / Snopp = Penis
Sköte / Vagina = Vagina
Testikel = Testicle
Svin = Swine
Godis = Candy / Sweets
Kola = Taffy
Katt = Cat
Hund = Dog
Gris = Pig
Kanin = Rabbit
Råtta = Rat
Häst = Horse
Mus = Mouse
Tobak = Tobacco
Droger = Drugs
Full = Full
Full = Drunk
Bensin = Gas
Bil = Car
Buss = Bus
Fisk = Fish
Haj = Shark
Sverige = Sweden
Amerika = America
Porr = Porn
Ja = Yes
Nej = No
Vet inte = Don't know

 

[DaedraEater]

Oooooh da sausagie, pooper-excrete and many oders!! [/end child-like wonder]

But, nice list..................... JAJAJA xD

 

[annoying]

Jag önskar till f**k din fru = I wish to f**k your wife

Jag känna sexig i min emo bälte = I feel sexy in my emo belt

Funny - Jag önskar till gifta sig med din get = I wish to marry your goat

This is not good grammar. I can write the correct translation of two of the phrases, the first one is just... to disgusting...

I feel sexy in my emo belt=Jag känner mig sexig i mitt emo-bälte

I wish to marry your goat=Jag önskar gifta mig med din get/Jag vill gifta mig med din get

[Edit] By the way, visit http://ssf.forumportal.se if you're Swedish and like games. It was started by my classmate.

 

[annoying]

Well, I tried but... I just said how to say it right, I was not the one that started saying those things...

 

[LordDz]

Porr = Porn

The word everyone should know?

 

[humpadumpa]

The word everyone should know?

Translation: Ordet alla borde veta om.

 

[Daminon]

Vi gillar sälar.

 

[HairStyle]

:huh swedish is not hard to spike, i think?

seals are fat=sälar är tjocka

 

[~Void~]

pr0n = pr0r?

I don't think I can adjust that easily :\

 

[BrickHeaD]

Swedish > All

 

[annoying]

Swedish > All

Oh BrickHead, you nationalist bastard... Latin pwns Swedish, really... Swedish is so f*****g retarded...

 

[Daminon]

But we don't need to mention that german is the most retarded language.

 

[annoying]

No, of course. Everybody already knows that. "Ich vershte nichts"