Scyth's Rhymes

[Gausslander]

People love pesticide because it kills all bugs inside
Little do we know that's mass genocide
Shooting birds takes away the ability to fly
Taking down planes destroys the ability to glide
Stealing your own life is suicide
People put lying right aside
Love is when hearts soullessly collide
Eating at McDonald's makes you wide
All you'll find there is food that's been fried
Not getting nuggets makes some people cry
Little do we know there's mass genocide
-McDonald's Genocide

Their swords are mighty
Our bows are steady
Their axes are sharp
Our men are ready
Their spears are long
Our men are strong
Their men aren't tall
We'll kill 'em all!
-Giants' Warcry

Those are two cool rhymes that will be featured in my book, the book of Scythe-Mastery (a book about rhymes that I will post at this site).

 

[iCrayon]

those are really bad o.o

 

[Gausslander]

yeah I know I suck at rhyming. This was aimed to piss off a certain someone... lol just kidding. I know you're out there... by the way I have to do poetry in class and this was basically practice.

 

[Sephiyr]

OK!I thought I was worse. Really, I cant even rhyme to save my damned ass. Someone tell me I'm worse. Seriously someone tell me NOW.:emote_mad:

 

[Gausslander]

You're worse. These are actually good rhymes, but they're weird.

 

[Sephiyr]

Thanks. Needed that :emote_mad:

 

[iCrayon]

these are terrible rhymes

 

[Gausslander]

iCrayon dont be a bitch. These are supposed to be funny.