Roleplay 1

[Cherrymage]

Yuri Prime: "Fool. You can't defeat us that easily!"
*cast Psychic Blast, crippling all tigers*
*suddenly, some crushing waves and blizzards hit the tigers*
Gilbert the Expert Infiltrator: "Wait, homies! Are they Jaina and Darkscale?"
*Jaina and Lady Darkscale approach*
Jaina Proudmoore: "Bingo! We're here, proselytes!"
*hug each other*

*meanwhile, a pirate ship arrives near the island*
Pirate Captain : "alright laddie, find all the Loots ya can! Steal the women! Get the golds!"
*Pirates cheers*
*the pirate start searching for any village at the island to ransack*
*Malacca troops arrive*
Hang Tuah (Malay): "Cis! Beranikah engkau menyerang tanah jajahan Kesultanan Melayu Melaka! (English: Hey! How dare you invade the territories of the Malacca Malay Sultanate!)"
*Hang Tuah and Malacca troops engage with pirates*
*battle ensues*
*the Nusantara Navy ships move to the island to destroy the pirates*
Hang Tuah (Malay): "Apa? Tentara Nusantara juga?! Marilah kita menyerang tentara Nusantara juga! (What?! The Nusantara Military are also there?! Let's also attack the Nusantara Military!)"
*picks a fight with Nusantara Military*
*Battle of the Malacca Strait ensues (Pirates vs. Malacca vs. Nusantara in the moment)*

*few hours later*
*the NDCE (New Directive Cake Empire) party arrives*
*sees Malacca troops battling with Nusantara troops and pirates in the jungle*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "What's with those noises and battles?"

 

[chobibo]

All of a sudden Kimmy arrives and forms the Dimmy255 (Directive255+Kimmy) and consummates their love... ♫ Romantic Jazz music roll ♫

 

[Cherrymage]

@chobibo: that post of your is invalid, you can't control other people's characters without permission, that post is just for fun, i know.

 

[chobibo]

Dimmy proceeded to pork themselves the entire night... ♫ Chaotic Jazz music ensues ♫

 

[Cherrymage]

Alright. Jokes over.

 

[Daffa]

Nusantara Navy : "for Majapahit Kingdom!"
*more Nusantara Navy arrives*
Pirate Captain : "dang, we're surrounded laddie! We must escape!" *quickly run to the ship and start escaping*
Ship #1 : "there they are! Capture them!" *start pursuing the pirates*

*Daffa starts walking around the forest*
Daffa : "All I see, is only pains in my heart, blood in my eyes, war in my visions..."
*sees Nusantara, Malaya and Pirates Navies*
Daffa : "what now?" *take a wood branch* "better hide from here."
*runs to a tree and hides*

 

[Cherrymage]

*Malacca navy successfully sinks some Nusantara and Pirate ships*
Hang Tuah: "Demi Kerajaan Melaka! (For the Malacca Kingdom!)"

*meanwhile*
*the 5 NDCE champions deploy a Mobile Stealth Generator*
*they are now invisible*
*Directive255 shoots a powerful Psiarcane missile from his Bazooka towards Nusantara, Pirate and Malacca navies, unnoticed*

 

[Daffa]

*a Nusantara ship sinks the Pirates*
Pirate Captain : "argh, we're drowning!"
Pirate #1 : "we're drowning!"
*the pirates jump from their ship*
*some Nusantara Navy that just arrives capture the pirates*
Navy Captain : "kalian akan dihukum! (All of you are going to be punished!)"
*the Capture Ship quickly leaves and return to Majapahit Capital, unnoticed*
Naval Commander : "untuk Majapahit! (For Majapahit!)"
*more Nusantara Navy arrives to attack Malacca Navy*

Daffa : "I can't believe I'm surrounded by Deathbringers..."
Dark Voice : "you shall fall, only by giving to your fate you shall survive."
Daffa : "I won't surrender to my darkest desire and wish!"
*jumps from the tree*
Daffa : "ugh!" *stands up* "death to all who threatens me!"

*at the camp*
Friend #1 : "that's... Malacca Navy and those are Nusantara Navy! We must hide!"
*Daffa's Friends improves the shelters and hide there*

 

[Cherrymage]

Hang Tuah: Beranilah engkau semua menlanggar Kesultanan Melayu Melaka! (How dare you all oppose the Malacca Malay Sultanate!)
*jumps on the Nusantara ship that the Naval Commander is on*
*takes out a traditional dagger, the keris from his belt*
*stabs Naval Commander with his keris*
*jumps back to his Command Ship*
*at the same time*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: About the time to ambush, proselytes...
*suddenly, a large, mysterious psychic voice is heard in the entire Malay Archipelago, including southern Siam and Myammar*
Yuri Prime's Voice: Be One with Yuri!
*some Malacca, Nusantara and Siam troops are mind controlled to be undyingly loyal to only Directive255 and Yuri Prime*
Mind Controlled Malacca Troop #1: Untuk Empayar... Empayar Kek Gazya... *coughs* (For... for the... Empire... Cake Empire of Gazya...*coughs*)
*mind controlled troops attack their former masters and also the pirates*

 

[Daffa]

*Nusantara Navy pull back from Malacca Strait*
Daffa : "the navies are getting busy, good." *seems unaffected by the psychic blast*
Voice in Mind : "you're just stepping to the surface, freedom is far, fool!"
Daffa : "shut up!"

*at the camp*
*Daffa's Friend trying to resist the heavy effect from the Psychic Blast*
*they all manage to resist, but some have headache*

 

[chobibo]

Dimmy255 makes an appearance once more to continue their overheating love, aaaahn~♥

 

[Cherrymage]

*the NDCE party sees Daffa*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Ah, there he is! Daffa the Mage!
*the party approaches Daffa*
Yuri Prime: Greetings.
*waiting response*

 

[Daffa]

Daffa : "Daffa the Mage? Who are you referring to?" *confused*
Voice in Mind : "these are what you will have to consider now, an aid for your own purpose, or destroy them...."
Daffa : "I have no quarrels with these strangers, so they're not a threat to me."

 

[Devin]

*Suddenly a space sheep drops from the space with high speed on daffa's head*
Space Sheep: "Baaaaaaa!"
*The space sheep seems hungry and starts eating Directive's pants*

 

[Cherrymage]

*the Directive who gets his pants eaten is an illusion*
*the illusion blows up, damaging the space sheep*
*the real Directive255 is cloaked and is laughing at the space sheep*

 

[Daffa]

Daffa : "now, please, introduce all of you!"

 

[Cherrymage]

Directive255 the Cakemaster: I am Directive255, the Cakemaster of the Cake Empire of Gazya. I am a great leader who singlehandedly defeated the Illidari devils and reptiles.
Yuri Prime: And I am Yuri Prime, the most powerful psychic in all realms. I am a loyal follower of the Cakemaster, and I am the head of the Epsilon.
Yuri Prime: *turns his head and points to Jaina* This is Jaina Proudmoore, one of my subordinates. She is the leader of the Kirin Tor, which is a subfaction of the Epsilon. *do the same with Lady Darkscale* And this is Lady Darkscale, leader of Darkscale Naga, also a subfaction of the Epsilon.
Gilbert the Expert Infiltrator: I am Gilbert, the Expert Infiltrator, serving the Cakemaster for all eternity!

 

[Devin]

*Space Sheep quickly jumps away from the illusion as it blows up*
*Space sheep looks at daffa*
Space Sheep(Hungry): "Baaaaaaaaaaaa! (I am Sheepiues the Third)"
Sheepiues(Hungry): "Baaaaa? (Can i eat your pants)"

 

[Daffa]

Daffa : *looks at Directive* "I see, Illidari, Epsilon, Kirin Tor, Naga? You all are quite insane to be here. Should fully you all should be at your realm now, not here."
*looks at the sheep, thinking that it's hungry*
Daffa : "no, you can't eat my pants nor my clothes!"
*Daffa clutches his head and runs away from the scene all of a sudden*

*at the shelter*
Friend #1 : *sigh* "we are very much stuck here..."
Friend #2 : "yeah, we need to find a way to return to our home."
Friend #3 : "indeed."
*suddenly, a mysterious figure approaches them and claps his hand near them*
Friend #1 : *surprised* "who's there?" *sees the person* "you seems familiar..." *flashback on the ship* "you're that person forewarning us!"
Mysterious Figure : "I am, for I am here to set things right."
Friend #2 : "what you're talking about!?"
Friend #3 : "that's nonsense!"
Friend #4 : "you're just an annoyance!"
Friend #5 : "enough with this!"
Friend #6 : "set things right!?" *take out his knife and move to attack*
Mysterious Figure : "learn from your mistakes. I shall show you the answer to your pains."
*suddenly, everyone at the shelter feels unimaginable pain.*
Mysterious Figure : "If you want to live, you'll heed me."
Friend #1 : "we..... Never.... Heed..... Any stranger......"
Mysterious Figure : "but this time you will."
*a wooden sword passes slightly left of the figure*
Daffa's Voice : "that's enough! You try to murder my friends, stranger? Then it's over my dead body!"
Mysterious Figure : "so, the linchpin has returned. All is according to plan."
Friend #1 : "Daffa..... Be careful!!" *cough*
Mysterious Figure : *shoots an arcane bolt* "fear yourself, kid."
Daffa : *evades the bolt* "shut your mouth!" *take out another wooden sword* "you will pay!"
Mysterious Figure : *avoid several attacks and suddenly blast Daffa to one of the shelters, destroying it and painfully injure Daffa* "You should have surrender before, I wish I can stay and chat, but duty calls." *disappears*
Daffa : *injured* "damn...."
*the whole party is severely injured*
Daffa : *tries to stand up* "I must.... Save.... My friends...."
Voice in Mind : "surrender to the darkness in heart, surrender, and I shall grant you my powers."
Daffa : "never..." *stands up*
*starts taking his friends to the last shelter*

*at the shelter*
Daffa : "this place isn't enough for us all..."
*Daffa leaves the shelter, while everyone looks at his face, which is very gloomy*
*the pains starts getting weaker*
Friend #1 : "something... Is terribly wrong... Daffa must know something..."

*outside the shelter*
Daffa : "tell me, what did I do to deserve this!"
Voice in Mind : "your resistance to surrender is."
Daffa : "I'm sure it's not that, someone is plotting something on me!"
Voice in Mind : "your knowledge is beyond what everyone actually knows, you're the linchpin for a grand scheme."
Daffa : "what scheme?"
Voice in Mind : "one that will lead to the revolution of time, and the changes of history."
Daffa : "I'm not buying craps like that."
Voice in Mind : "but you will, sooner than later."

 

[Devin]

*Sheepiues follows daffa to the woods yet looses him at the jungle*
Sheepiues(Hungry): "Baaaaaa! (Oh no!)"
*Sheepiues sees a wolf*
Sheepiues(Hungry): "Baaa! Baa! (A wolf! Help!)"
*Sheepiues runs from the wolf as the wolf follows Sheepiues*
Sheepiues(Hungry,Screaming): "Baaaa! Baaa! (Help! Help!)"
*Sheepiues gets out of the jungle and sees daffa all of a sudden*
Sheepiues(Hungry,Screaming): "Baaaaaaaa! Baaaa! Baaa!(Help!Daffa!Help!)"
*Sheepiues runs to Daffa with the wolf running before him*

 

[Cherrymage]

Daffa : *looks at Directive* "I see, Illidari, Epsilon, Kirin Tor, Naga? You all are quite insane to be here. Should fully you all should be at your realm now, not here."
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Argh, no..."
*attempt to explain everything*
*took a freaking long hour to explain*

*later*
*the NDCE party approaches the Mysterious Figure, cloaked*
Yuri Prime's Voice: "I am Yuri, obey me!"
*Yuri Prime hurls a Psiarcane Bolt towards Mysterious Figure*

 

[Daffa]

*Mysterious Figure disappears without even getting hit*
*a blade impaled Yuri Prime, but none can be seen moving to impale*
Mysterious Voice : "interfere and die."
*the voice disappear*

*Daffa sees the sheep and the wolf comes*
Daffa : "wolf!" *rushes and attack the wolf with a sharp blade at the shelter*

*Unknown Plane*
*Mysterious Figure arrives before a familiar person*
Mysterious Figure : "all is set, master*
Familiar Person : "setting the world in flames of war, capture the linchpin."
Mysterious Figure : "yes, first phase is now partially done."
Familiar Person : "see that he do, I have little patience for your failures."
Mysterious Figure : "I understand."
*disappears*
*the whole area becomes black and disappears*

 

[Cherrymage]

*Yuri Prime heals himself with psychic powers*
*attempt to locate where Mysterious Figure and the one who impale him are*

 

[Devin]

*The wolf is hit by daffa's blade and backs off*
*The wolf runs away from daffa and the sheep*
Sheepiues(Hungry): "Baaaaaaaa (Thanks)"
Sheepiues(Hungry): "Baaaaaaa,Baaaaaaaa? (I ask again,May i eat your pants please?)"
*Suddenly Sheepiues spots a ship with a wooden sheep on the bow sailing to the island*
Sheepiues(Hungy): "Baaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaa! (A Sheep (ship)! a Sheep (ship)!"

 

[Daffa]

*open his bag and found a carrot and some weeds*
Daffa : "here, have it."

*Unknown Plane*
Mysterious Figure : "I need to capture him before the master plan finalized."
*leaves the plane*

 

[Devin]

*Sheepiues quickly eats the carrot and the weeds*
*The ship drops its anchor as it reaches the shore*
*Sheeps get out of the ship armed with swords and surround daffa and sheepiues*