Random Lulzerz

[AIagremm]

--No... but that gotta be fun!--
--Fail Safe Sequence Initiated--

 

[trolman]

Whats going on here???
*changes his weapon with an MP5 and emptys the clip on a crowd of zombies*

 

[Tleno]

hmmm... we need wheel... the wheel of fortune!!!

 

[AIagremm]

--Nice joke. But that doesnt save you--
--4 minutes left--

 

[Tleno]

Oh oh... we need a... we need... hmmm... We need random characters poping out randomly!

 

[trolman]

i have no clue whats going on....

 

[AIagremm]

--Wha?--
--3 minutes left--
--System Failure--

 

[Tleno]

Wait a second... this self-destruct sequence has... *Sound of a thunder* Windows Vista!

 

[trolman]

alt+F4
We're saved!

 

[AIagremm]

--Im cured! Thank you! Now I will help you by sending these killer sentrybots to free you from those physical shells!--

 

[Tleno]

That doesn't sounds so fun... but ah whatever, now at least I will have where to use my anti-bot mega rocket launcher I ripped from random futuristic FPS video game... wait, is that from Halo? Noooo!

 

[AIagremm]

--Mua-ha-ha-ha!--

 

[trolman]

What?Halo is evil and it sux! *fiers a few shots from the MP5*

 

[Tleno]

Its even worse than when I used Harry Poter's magic stick as a toothpick!

 

[AIagremm]

--Thats it, Im going to play WCIII using my powerful engine--
--Its good to be the central computer--

 

[Tleno]

*A pop-up apears to the computer-guy-thing: Free Ipod lol olo lool noob press this it a scam olololololllol !!!!1!!!1!one!!!*

 

[AIagremm]

--RAGGAHHAGGAAIDYHDGCGEGT^@TUD(_NDF_+_@:>{D"KZC!TZ~!!!!!!!!-- *Nerd rage*

 

[trolman]

yay we win!

 

[AIagremm]

--You wish n00b--

 

[Tleno]

No we not! this complex has a special power to make endless sequels of our adventures and to do my grammer go bad!

 

[trolman]

doh'

 

[Tleno]

I know! We need to move our minds to the bodies of Na'vi alien... no wait that won't work, I'm alergic to ponytails... I know! We will travel back in time and... any ideas?

 

[trolman]

....to stop gorbachov or whatever from destroying the berlin wall and solviet union!

 

[AIagremm]

--System Failure--

 

[Tleno]

Sounds fun! Gorblatchev is that one that looks like you and hates jews, right trolman?

 

[trolman]

No i dont hate jews i like them.

 

[Tleno]

No i dont hate jews i love them.

this.

 

[trolman]

.... all i can say is that KISS saved me from beeing a nazi/rammstein fan becasue the 2 of the founding members and the driving force of kiss for the last 37 years are jewish.

 

[Tleno]

So... what relations do jews have with that evil PC trying to kill us?

 

[trolman]

It whants to turn all jews into soap!

 

[AIagremm]

--What? You called me evil?--

 

[trolman]

Well yes you are hitlar....

 

[trolman]

dont really have much about black people too......

 

[Tleno]

but I have much about black smoke!

 

[AIagremm]

--Huh? Another racist!--

 

[AIagremm]

*A TV screen turns on*

 

[trolman]

wierd.....

 

[Tleno]

I am not a racist! *Punching Obama's portrait*

 

[Exoplasma]

Obama is a black who wishes he was born white!
True Story

 

[Tleno]

Errr... wait... Obama is that singer who fucked children and died, right?

 

[cash42]

\/\/|-|/\7 |>0 y0|_| /\/\3/\|\|?
I was able to read it. Took me 5 minutes

 

[Tleno]

You said "I'm a complete pervert and I eat socks!", right?

 

[AIagremm]

"What do you mean?" Dude it took me less then a minute, but Im most likely wrong, Tlenos variant seems to be right.

 

[Tleno]

Also I translated the name of Hiveworkshop from ancient 1337 language and it turned out to be "Allyoursouldnowbelongtous".

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no! Its worse then I suspected! This is a hidden message from Mooze!

 

[Tleno]

Booze?

 

[AIagremm]

MOOZE! You know the great creator of everything?

 

[Tleno]

So you do mean Booze...

 

[AIagremm]

No! There is only one great and powerful moosze onHive.

 

[Tleno]

Rolle?